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Saturday, November 14, 20091:08 PM
331. Fooling her? Use hid and shulder.

332. Dati, hindi lahat ng mag –syota naghahalikan. Ngayon, hindi lahat ng naghahalikan ay mag – syota.

333. Bakit mahirap pansinin ang isang ex? Galit ka ba dahil sinaktan ka nya? Dahil iniwan ka nya? O nahihiya kang aminin na ang pangit nya pero naloko ka pa?

334. Nung una kitang nakita, saka ko nalamang bukas ang 3rd eye ko.

335. News update:
DepEd and Ched declared no classes on Monday to Friday for it is a whole week holiday. Keep updated. For more info, just log on to: www.humintokanalangsapag-aaral.com.ph/foreverbakasyon.net

336. One day sa tindahan.
Bata: Tao po.
Tindera: Ano yun?
Bata: May load po kayo?
Tindera: Meron.
Bata: Patext daw po ang inay, isa laang.

337. Paano kung isang madaling araw, kumatok sa pinto niyo ang mahal mo. Nanginginig tapos nag buksan mo ang pinto niyakap ka nya ng mahigpit at sabay bulong, “Patae!”

338. There is a guy in a resort who walks to a girl.
Guy: Marunong ka bang magswimming?
Girl: (Mataray) Bakit? Mukha ba akong swimmer?
Guy: Hindi, mukha kang pusit.
339. GF: Gaano mo ako kamahal?
BF: (Hinawakan ang kamay ni GF at nilagay sa loob ng brief niya at nagsalita) Ikaw ang dahilan sa bawat pagtigas nito.

340. Juan: Mag – iinternet ako. I- oopen ko ang account mo.
Pedro: Waa. Alam mo pala password ko?
Juan: Oo, tanga! Limang asterisk.

341. Girl: I have experienced so much happiness since you came. No one can ever replace you here in my heart. Just keep in mind that I am still the same girl who loved you and nothing can stop that.
Boy: Wait lang ha? Nagdodota ko e, pustahan ‘to.

342. Judith. Itinakdang pitsa sa pagbabayad ng bells para hinde madeskonek, Judith.
- Aling Dionisia

343. Boy: *shakes mango tree*
Girl: Anong ginagawa mo?
Boy: Eto, gumagawa ng mango shake.

344. You may be sitting all alone today. But believe in the magic that someone is meant to sit beside you soon tapos pag puno na, aalis na ang jeep. Ano ba akala mo? Kala mo tungkol na naman sa love?

345. A mom called her son, “Pauwi ka na ba? San ka na?” The son said, “Andito po ako sa ospital.” His mom cried, “Ano nangyari sayo?” The son replied, “Ma, nurse kaya ako. Sabog ka ba?”

346. One of the qualities I like most about you is that you are very sentimental. 1% pangsenti and 99% pangmental.

347. Walang maputik at madilim na daan kung inuman ang pupuntahan.

348. Pag sinimangutan mo ang umaaway sa’yo, 42 muscles and pinapagana mo. Samantalang 4 muscles lang ang kailangan mo kung sasampalin mo sila. Be wise.

349. I am on a mission to avoid a grade of 5.0, to forget 3.0, to get rid of 2.75, to stop getting 2.5, to go beyond 2.0, to aim more than 1.5 and this mission is MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

350. Ngatz bhe. Mhawx.
- ngongo, bumibili ng Gatsby Wax

351. Minsan naisip ko nakakasawa na rin gumimik, sumama sa barkada para magsaya, tumambay ng magdamagan, walang katapusang kulitan at asaran, mga walang humpay na tawanan, uminom ng uminom ng alak hanggang malasing ka. Pero minsan ko lang talaga naisip yun. Hanggang isip na lang.

352. Sa isang sosyaling salon:
Gretchen: I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts.
Aling Dionisia: I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level and then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.
- Kabog si Greta.

353. The road to success is under construction. Sorry for the inconvenience.

354. Inday kumakanta ng Iisa pa Lamang
Inday: Iisa pa la- ang, iisa pa la- ang.
Bugoy: Inday, Batangenyo ka naman masyado e. dapat ay iisa pa lamang hindi la- ang.
Inday: Ah, ganun ba? Sige. Iisa pa lamang, iisa pa lamang.
Bugoy: Magaling Inday. Sige ituloy mo.
Inday: (with feelings) Iisa pa lamang ang minahal ko ng garine.

355. Top 5 reasons kung bakit minsan mas masaya maging single:
5. You can date anyone.
4. You have more quality time with your family and friends.
3. You can prioritize your job/studies.
2. Hindi ka praning sa cellphone mo.
1. Hindi ka napa-pressure na dapat lagi maganda ang underwear mo.

356. Never try to impress someone to make him/her fall in love with you because when you do, you will keep that standard for the rest of your life. Just be yourself. Kung ayaw sa’yo, lasingin mo.

357. Lagi akong nangangamba sa tuwing umuulan. Di dahil sa kumukulog, kumikidlato bumabaha at mababasa ako. Kundi dahil taglibog na naman. Bed weather.

358. I was walking down an alley ng may biglang sumigaw, “Hoy malibog!” Nagalit ako saka ko sinapak, “Wag na wag mo akong tatawaging Hoy!”

359. Pag nahulog ka sa hagdan at nakatingin sa’yo lahat, magsungit ka at sabihin mong, “Anong paki ninyo kung ganun ako bumaba?”

360. Pedro: Pare, kalian ba birthday mo?
Juan: May 19.
Pedro: Anong taon?
Juan: Taun – taon. Para ka namang timang oh.

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