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Saturday, November 14, 20091:10 PM
81. B: Mahal, alam mo bang para kang tae?
G: Eee. Kadiri. Bastos!
B: Totoo talaga, seryoso ako.
G: Bakit ba?
B: Hindi kasi kita kayang paglaruan e.

82. Ang buhay ko parang seesaw. Kapag wala ka, down ako.

83. Alam mo kung naging alak ka lang, ang laki ng matitipid ko sa inuman. Kasi tinitignan pa lang kita, tinatamaan na ako sa’yo.

84. Signal na lang sana ako ng cellphone mo, para kapag nawala ako gagawa ka ng paraan para bumalik ako.

85. Still waiting for the one you love? Just wait a little longer. I am on my way.

86. Kung tinaboy ka ng mahal mo at ayaw na sa’yo. E di, akin ka na lang. Masaya pa tayo.

87. Apoy ka ba? Kasi ALAB you.

88. Nasaan ka kagabi? Bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko, di tuloy sweet ang dreams ko.

89. Aabsent na ako sa lahat ng klase ko, makapasok lang ako sa puso mo.

90. Para kang ulan at lupa ako, kahit anong mangyari mahuhulog ka sa akin, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo. Inuulit ko, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo.

91. I showed a pic of myself to you and said, “Tingnan mo oh, tayong dalawa.” But you said, “Asan ako?” Then I pointed my chest and smiled, “Andito ka oh, sa puso ko.”

92. Boy: Tumatangkad ka ata?
Girl: O? Talaga?
Boy: Oo nga, kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita pero ngayon nasa isip na kita.

93. Two babies were chatting in an incubator.
Boy: Bat ka pinanganak?
Girl: Ewan ko, e ikaw?
Boy: Ako? I was born to tell you I love you.

94. Boy: Mahal ka daw ni Eddie.
Girl: Sino si Eddie?
Boy: Eddie ako.

95. Anti pick – up line…
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

96. Sa laboratory (blood testing)
Boy: Ano bang type mo?
Girl: Type B.
Boy: Aw.
Girl: Bakit? Ikaw anong type mo?
Boy: IKAW. :”>

97. Parang bola lang ata ako sa 'yo eh. Pinapaikot mo kasi mundo ko.

98. Kundi ka para sa kanya, malay mo para saken ka.

99. Payong ka ba? Inuulanan ka kase ng kagandahan.

100. Boy: Doctor ba talaga ang pangarap mong maging?
Girl: Oo, eh ikaw? anong ambition mo?
Boy: Pangarap ko mapangasawa ng doctor.

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