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Jokes 301 - 330
Saturday, November 14, 20091:07 PM
301. Girl: Panget ba ako o maganda?
Boy: Ha?
G: Am I pretty or ugly?
B: Hmm, pwede both?
G: (natuwa) Talaga?
B: Yes. You are pretty ugly!

302. A fast beating heart doesn’t always mean you are in love. A blushing face is not always a sign that you are in love. Sometimes, lasing ka lang.

303. Define SELF CONTROL. It is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you hot.

304. Sa fieldtrip…
Pedro: Wow! Andaming cows. Mga ilan kaya?
Juan: 468.
P: Nabilang mo ng ganun kabilis?
Juan: Hindi naman. Nabilang ko lang yung 1872 paa nila tas dinivide ko lang by 4.

305. Minsan, naisip ko na tumigil na lang sa pag – iinom ng alak. Isasabaw ko na lang sa kanin. No more lonely rice.

306. I.Q. Test:
Q: Why is 3.70 = 13.20?
A: trisibinti = trisibinti

307. Dalawang pipi nag – uusap…
Pipi1:
Pipi2:

Pipi1:

Pipi2:
Pipi1:
Pipi2:

Pipi1:

Pipi2:

Pipi1:
Pipi2:

Nakakalungkot no? Nag – away sila. Sayang yung friendship.

308. Girl: Bat ba ayaw mo sa akin? Pangit ba ako?
Boy: Maganda ka. Mula paa hanngang leeg.

309. Dati, ang sukatan ng pagiging kaibigan mo ay ang halaga mo sa mga kaibigan mong nagmamahal sayo. Ngayon iba na. Ang sukatan na ay ang halaga mo sa Friends for Sale.

310. Guys, gusto ko lang sana humingi ng sorry sa mga kasalanang nagawa ko. Alam ko nagging mahangin ako at madami rin akong nasaktan, marami din akong nasirang bagay na hindi na ulit maibabalik sa dati. Wag kayong mag- alala di na mauulit. Di na tayo magkikita. Hanggang dito na lang, sorry guys.
- pinapa GM ni bagyong Ondoy

311. Ang mga lalaki, parang basketbol. Kahit hindi sa kanila ang bola, inaagaw para makatira lang.

312. Boys are not all the same. Iba – iba yan ng style ng panloloko.

313. Did you know that the heart has no pain receptor? So the next time that someone breaks you heart, move on. Your pain is just an illusion, a temporary psychological disturbance that you have to overcome. In short it’s all in the mind. In Filipino, inarte lang yan.

314. Someday, you will be surprise to see me beside you. You and me laughing. You and me dreaming. You and me having fun. Just you and me sa mental hospital. Ako doctor, ikaw baliw.

315. Pag may nakita akong much better pa sa’yo, pipikit ako. Para di ako ma – tempt.

316. “Aanhin pa ang gabi kung wala ka namang katabi.”
E may nakarinig:
“E anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala din namang nangyayari.”
May humirit:
“E ano naman kung may nangyayari kung wala namang nabubuong baby.”
E may affected:
“Paano may mabubuong baby kung parehas kayong lalaki.”
Ang pinakamatindi:
“Aanhin mo ang babae kung mukha namang lalaki.”

317. Inspirational quotes:
Lahat ng problema may solusyon. Kapag walang solusyon, wag mo ng problemahin.
Always remember, kung kaya ng iba ipagawa mo sa kanila. Don’t force yourself, make life easy.
Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend, ang iba sa kanila may boyfriend.
Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face.
Di bale ng tamad, di naman pagod.
Practice make perfect but nobody is perfect. So why practice?

318. A girl’s prayer:
Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him and patience for his moods. Because Lord if I pray for strength baka mabugbog ko lang siya.

319. Hindi ko mawari kung saan eksakto, pakiramdam ko nasa gitna ako ng bangungot at delubyo. Kung sakaling makita mo akin na malapit sa’yo, tatawagin mo ba ako? Maglalaan ka ba ng panahon upang mahanap ako?
- Sagot ng Emo sa tanong na wer na u?

320. Nag – usap ang numbers…
Number 2: You are number one.
Number 1: I love you 2!

321. After having sex, the girl keeps on touching the organ of the guy…
Guy: You want more?
Girl: Nope. May namimiss lang kasi ako.
Guy: Sino? Yung ex mo?
Girl: Hindi. May ganito kasi ako before.

322. Driver: Yung mga pangit pwede nang bumaba ng jeep. May check point kasi. Please lang.
Pasahero: Tapos kuya, sino ng magdadrive ngayon?

323. Kung ayaw mo sa akin, mas ayaw ko sa’yo.

324. Madaling sabihing maganda o gwapo ka pero mahirap i- justify kung saan banda.
325. Modern Bahay Kubo:
Bahay kop o, dami putik. Ang pumasok doon, ay sari – sari. Nilamas na karton, sirang medyas at damit. Silya, basurang mapanghi. Ondoy, parusa. Binura Marikina. At saka meron pa San Juan, V. Mapa. Pureza, Teresa, Anonas at Edsa. Sa paligid – ligid ay puno ng baha.

326. Paramihan ng anak…
Haponesa: Pumasok bitbit ang 10 anak.
(Palakpakan)
Kana: Pumasok bitbit ang 20 anak.
(Palakpakan)
Pinay: Pumasok, nagsigawan ang audience, “Go nay!”

327. Pakisabi nga sa mga nagtetext ng mga chain messages na tigilan na nila yan kasi pucha hindi na nakakatuwa, istorbo pa! Pass this to 10 friends and make a wish. Magkakatotoo. Promise!

328. “Ya ye yi yo yu”
Ya: sosyal na yes
Ye: lasing na yes
Yi: bisayang yes
Yo: hiphop na yes
Yu: ang taong mahal ko

329. Berto: Uwi na ako gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ng misis ko?
Juancho: Hot na hot ka na pare?
Berto: Hindi, masyadong masikip sa akin eh.

330. Bakit ang parents di ko ma –gets? Noon, pinapatulog ka kahit hindi inaantok. Pero ngayon, ginigising kahit antok pa. Tinuruan ka maglakad tapos ngayon nagagalit twing may lakad ka. Nung bata ka, pinapakain ka kahit di ka gutom. Ngayon, tinitipid ka kahit gutom ka pa. Adik ba sila?

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