31. Minsan nakita kita. Ayun, nauso ang third eye!

32. The worst thing that a guy could ever do to a girl is to say to his friends, “Pare, tignan mo. Paniwalang-paniwala siyang mahal ko siya. Ang di niya alam, IKAW MAHAL KO! PA-KISS NGA!”

33. There was a turtle who fell in love with a pig. One day the turtle visited the pig and said, “I love you with all my heart.” The pig replied, “kami na ni rabbit, bagal mo kasi e.”

34. Ang lovelife ko ay parang coke… ZERO!

35. Sabi nila baling araw mararanasan ko ring magmahal ng tunay. Natawa ako tapos sabi ko, “ahahahahahaha!”

36. I am not a super rich friend. Di mapera, alang car pero eto tandaan mo lahit ala akong yaman frend mo parin ako kahit hampaslupang maganda lang ako.

37. Ang stars ay ginawa para makapagwish. Ang angels ginawa para taga bantay. Eh ako? Bakit ako ginawa? Wala lang. pampacute sa earth.

38. Pasyente: Dok, bakit twing umiinom ako ng softdrinks sumasakit ang tiyan ko pero pag libre di naman.
Doktor: normal yan. Manipis kasi ang atay mo tas makapal naman ang mukha mo.

39. I may not look hot enough for you but I dare you lend me your skin to feel my hotness from within.
- kaldero

40. You must always follow your heart not your mind because there’s a saying NEVER MIND.

41. Be practical daw, if your suitor will ask you what you want chocolates? Flowers? Stuff toys? Necklace? Oh common! Be practical! Bigas girl, bigas!

42. The day I met you, was the day you met me too!=P

43. Noong isang gabi sumakay ako sa jeep, nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin sa ken. Ayaw nila kumobi, nakatitig lang sila sakin. May isang naglakas loob at sinabi: iha, inarkila namin ito!

44. Boy: Pre, pautang muna ng 5kg bigas at 3 sardinas. Bayaran ko na lang kagad pagdating ni misis galling US.
Ted: Sige eto. Kelan ba uwi ni mare?
Boy: Nagaapply na pare, malaki nga daw ang pag- asa.

45. I may be a star now. Famous. Hard to get. Delicious. But the truth is, I’m simple and sometimes it pains me to see people struggling to get a little of me.
- NFA Rice