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Saturday, August 2, 20084:28 PM
76. “All the best thins are TAKEN!” Isang malaking kalolohan. Single kaya ako, SINGLE!

77. Aanhin mo ang taong maganda? Kung pumapanget naman sya kapag katabi ko na?

78. boy nahulog sa septic tank, sumigaw: SUNOG! SUNOG!

Dumating ang bumbero, niligtas sya, tinanong: Bakit sunog ang sinigaw mo?

BOY: Kung tae ba, pupunta kayo?

79. Minsan, ang pagkakaibigan ay parang sakit. Hindi mo napapanson, nakakahawa ka na pala. Minsan tuloy naisip ko, kaya ba gwapo at magaganda ang friends ko dahil nahawa na sila sa akin?

80. Paano kung sinabihan ka ng crush mo, “Alam mo tumataba ka, bumibilog at unti- unti ka ng nagiging MUNDO KO.” Magda- diet ka pa ba?=D

81. DOC: Hijo, bakit mo naman sinapak yung katabi mo kanina?
PASIYENTE: Doc, ninenerbiyos na ko sa sa resulta ng HIV test ko tapos sasabihin pa nyang THINK POSITIVE, PARE!

82. Sometimes, I have to stop loving the most important person, persons. Ay eto wait. Oh my gawwd. Peoles. They was peoples.was..were peoples..
- Janina San Miguel, nag- aattempt magcreate ng quote.

83. Question: How many words in the dictionary can be used to describe the word UGLY?

Answer: only two words: “NOT US” or pwede ding “JUST THEM” haha..

84. Shortest fairytale:
Once upon a time, a guy made love to a girl. She got pregnant. He asked the girl, “Will you marry me?” She said, “No!” And the guy lived happily ever after.

85.Pinadalhan ni Vicky Belo ng sulat lahat ng gwapo at maganda. Alam mo ba kung anong laman ng sulat? Hindi mo alam?! Hindi ka pinadalhan?! How sad! Wahahaha.

86. *Sabin g TOURISM sa ENGINEERING, fieldtrip ninyo bar tour lang sa min
*Sabi ng BS MATH sa ENGINEERING, computations ninyo sisiw lang sa min
*Sabi ng BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION sa ENGINEERING, explanations ninyo parang sales talk lang naming
*Sabi ng ARTS and SCIENCES sa ENGINEERING, thesis ninyo parang on the spot writing lang sa min
*Sabi ng ENGINEERING sa LAHAT, suswelduhin ninyo pang candy lang namin.

87. “Patience is the ability to wait and the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.” Pero pag ang prof ay late, nilalayasan yon. Anong patience patience?! Hehe..

88. Mga SIMPLENG PANGARAP
Pedro: Gusto ko maging nurse para makatulong sa KAPWA.
Erning: Ako doktor para makagamot ng KAPWA.
Nene: Ako superhero para makasagip ng nagigipit na KAPWA.
Kiko: Ako mayor, tutulungan ko KAPWA ko.
Lino: Ako ppresidente, maglilingkod ako sa KAPWA.
Juan Tamad: Ako gusto ko maging KAPWA para tiba- tiba! Haha.

89. GIRL: San ka?
BOY: andit oko sa welding shop. Try ko ayusin ang naputol nating relasyon.

90. BF: Baby hindi ka ba nalulungkot?
GF: ha? Hindi. Bakit naman ako malulungkot?
BF: eh kasi mag- isa ka lang sa puso ko. Gusto mo ba ng kasama?

91. Kahit nasasaktanang isang tao, pinipili pa rin nya magmahal. Bakit? Syempre! Kerengkeng eh. Haha.

92. TEACHER: Juan, 1 + 3?
JUAN: Hmm, 4 po mam!
TEACHER: Very good! O ikaw naman pedro, 3 + 1?
PEDRO: Ayan na! ayan na! Tang – ina! Pagdating sa kin mahirap na! favoritism talaga to eh! Asar ka naman ee.

93. BABAE: Anong tinitingin tingin mo dyan ha? Ano?!
LALAKI: Sorry miss. Akala ko kasi maganda ka ka, hindi pala.
LESSON: Wag magtaray kung hindi kagandahan.

94. DAD: (Holding 2 toys, letting his son choose) Si Barbie o si Superman?
SON: Superman dad.
DAD: Good! (then he left)
SON: Gwapo mo talaga Superman! Nakaumbok pa! LOL

95. SWEET BREAK UP
Boy: Break na tayo. Kelangan ko mag- concentrate sa studies ko.
Girl: Siguraduhin mo na wala kang bagsak kundu TAYO ULIT.
Hehe.

96. PEOPLE: Ang hirap naman ng buhay.
GMA: Konting tiis lang.
PEOPLE: You mean mahahango na tao sa kahirapan?
GMA: Hindi, masasanay din kayo.
- Buod ng SONA

97. Aanhin pa ang kagwapuhan ng isang lalaki? Kung hindi naman ako ang girlfriend.

98. UHm. Pwede tayo na lang?
Pagod na kasi ako sa kakaupo ee! Hahaha.

99. Anak: Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak, walang multo. Bakit mo naman natanong?
Anak: SAbi kasi ni yaya may multo daw.
Tatay: Anak. Tang – ina mo wala tayong yaya.

100. JUANITO: Ang gulo talaga ng buhay!
PAENG: Nay gugulo pa bas a buhay ko? Tignan mo, yung pinakasalan ko biyudang may dalagitang anak, pinakasalan naman ni Itay yung dalagita. Eh di Nanay ko sya ngayon at ang itay ay anak ko. Biyenan ngayon ni Itay ang asawa ko. Nang magkaanak sila, ako pa ngayon ang Lolo ng kapatid ko. Di ba ang gulo?

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