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Jokes 211-240
Friday, January 23, 200911:06 PM
211. Habang may buhay walang game over!

212. Kung pukulin ka ng bato tinapay ang iganti mo, yung may lason!

213. Ako ang nagtanim, ang nagbayo at nagsaing saka nang maluto'y iba ang kumain, bwisit na pusa yan.

214. Huwag magbilang ng manok kung duling.

215. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit.

216. Kapag ang puno mabunga, maraming mapipitas.

217. Magkulang ka na sa magulang huwag lang sa pagiisip!

218. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal may rayuma!

219. Ang iyong kakainin sa kaldero manggagaling.

220. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who is cute! =)

221. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, matanda na.

222. If you can’t beat them, iiyak mo nalang.

223. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, nagtetext.

224. Ang taong ngigipit, lahat ng pwedeng utangan kinukulit.

225. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, cute.

226. Kapag ang puno mabunga, uunahan kita.

227. Pag may usok, kawawa ang may hika!

228. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, bagong tuli.

229. Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin, magaling sa walkathon.

230. Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan, adik sa text.

231. Laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad.

232. Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin kailangan magbanyo!

233. Bakit ang friend pag may problema ka, tutulungan ka. Pag malungkot ka, nandiyan siya. Pag umiiyak ka, papatawanin ka. Pag may lakad siya, isasama ka. Pero pag sinabi mong pasaload, tablado na. All text daw siya. Haha.


234. Minsan, kelangan nating madapa para agaw eksena.

235. Intellectual quotes and expressions:
- I am sick of tired
- True good to be tru
- When it rains, it’s four
- Once in a new moon
- Please don’t make fond of me
- The more you hate, the more you laugh
- Alma Mother
- No holes barred
- Keep you mouth shock!
- Ats if?!
- It’s just the tip of the icing
- Connect me if I’m wrong
- I hope you don’t mine
- I wanna portrait that role
- The nerd!
- Will you pleasegive me alone?!

236. Sa simbahan may bata na nagdadasal humihingi ng bike kay God…
BATA: Lord, bigyan moko ng bike ha?
Pero wala pa din siyang natatanggap. Kinabukasan, napansin ng pari na nawala ang rebulto ni Mama Mary nakita nya ang isang sulat na nakalagay sa altar…
“Lord, kung gusto mo pa makita ang nanay mo, ibigay mo na sa akin ang bike!”

237. Nasa bangka ka with your ever plastic friend abd yout two timer boyfriend. Lumubog ang bangka, uunahin mo ba yung bangka o yung sagwan?

238. Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipakita mo na mahal na mahal mo talaga siya. Ipaglaban mo siya hanggat maaga pa, pag gabi na kasi tulog na yun.

239. Motto ng mga matatakaw:
“Hindi bale ng malaki ang tiyan basta hindi bata ang laman.”

240. Ano ang tawag sa kuko na lumalangoy? E di KUKOdile.

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