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Jokes 181- 210
Friday, January 23, 200911:05 PM
181. Priest: Ang mga baklay' walang lugar sa kaharian ng LANGIT!
Gays: Carry lang father!! Dun na lang kami sa RAINBOW! Magsaslide slide ever!

182. In Europe, where PIETA created by michaelangelo is displayed...
Italian: Magnifico!
English: Brilliant!
Americans: Wow! Amazing!!!
Filipinos: Picture! Picture! Dali! Pang Friendster at Multiply!

183. Ang love parang ibon, kelangang palayain at pakawalan kung talagang para sayo siya. Babalik yan, kung hindi, BARILIN mo! Lecheng ibon yan, choosy

184. Pag pinilit ka ng nanay mo na umamin sa kasalanang ginawa mo, eto ang dapat mong sabihin: "No person shall be compelled to be witness against himself. Philippine Constitution-Article III Section 17." Haha. Ano ka ngayon, Nay?

185. In paradise of Eden
Eve: Adam, do you really love me?
Adam: Punyeta! Bakit? Meron pa bang iba? Ha?!

186. Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
1. Saan yung gunting na bago, bakit may kalawang na ito?!
2. 10ml? May nakasurvive na ba diyan? Sabi ko 5 ml lang eh!
3. Doc, ubos na po pala yung anestisya.
4. Kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan na yung pantahi?!
5. Sunog, sunog! Labas kayong lahat! sunooog!

187. Ang pag-aaral ang pinto sa tagumpay pero ang pangongopya ang susi.

188. He said, "I still love you."
She said, "You are too late."
I said, "So kelangan talaga sa harap ko nag- uusap?"

189. Girl and boy magkatext...
G: I've experienced so much happiness since you came. No one can ever replace you here in my heart. Though, many things are running thru your head and you are thinking that you mean nothing to me, just keep in mind that I am still the same girl who loved you and nothing can ever change that.
B: Ah ok. Gawa mo?:)

190. Isang karaniwang araw sa buhay bilang NURSE:
Patient: Iha, masaya ka ba sa napili mong propesyon?
Nurse: Nay, makita lang kitang sumigla at ma-discharge ng maayos masaya na ako. Yun lang po ang kaligayahan ko.
PANALO! Pag labas ng kwarto may prutas, tinapay at softdrinks pa!

191. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, mura lang.

192. Papunta ka pa lang, sige ingat!

193. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, tumatakas

194. Kapag may usok, may mamamatay na lamok.

195. Walang matiyagang lalake na manliligaw sa pangit ang ugali na babae.

196. Kung walang magpapaloko, hindi tatakbo si gloria arroyo.

197. Ang taong mainggitin, panget.

198. Behind the clouds, are airplanes.

199. Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, dapat ipatingin sa doktor.

200. Pag may usok baka nsa langit ka na!

201. Kapag bukas ang kaban, nakalimutang takpan.

202. Kapag ang ilog ay tahimik, walang nagsi-swimming.

203. When all else fails, buti nga bhelat!

204. Sa larangan ng digmaan, nakikilala kung sino ang bading.

205. An apple a day makes the fruit vendor rich.

206. Pag may usok, mas maganda ang show dahil may special effects.

207. Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan sana mga kagalit

208. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, may paltos.

209. Papunta ka pa lang, ako rin sabay na tayo!

210. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal nasa moon.

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