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Sunday, October 25, 20091:59 PM
41. Patient: Nurse, ano yan?
Nurse: Stethoscope
Patient: Para po san?
Nurse: Pinapakinggan ko lang kung ako ba tinitibok ng puso mo.

42. Girl: San ka?
Boy: Dito ko welding shop. Try ko ayusin yung naputol nating relasyon.

43. Girl: (kausap si boy sa phone) Asan ka?
Boy: Huh? Anjan sa puso mo. Bakit?

44. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
*Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

45. Ms., nurse/cardiologist ka ba? *Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?

46. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.

47. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.

48. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.

49. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

50. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.

51. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
52. I lost my number. Can I have yours?

53. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?

54. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?

55. BOY: Excuse me, ahm may I see the tag of your shirt?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: I just wanna see if you are made for me.

56. Aabsent na ako sa lahat ng klase ko, makapasok lang ako sa puso mo.

57. Aanhin mo pa ang bahay kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?

58. Boy: You know you are like the sun for to reasons.
Girl: What?
Boy: First, you brighten up my day. Second, you are hot!
Girl: How sweet! You are like the moon na!
Boy: Why?
Girl: I want to see you tonight.

59. HOW TO ASK SOMEONE OUT:
Boy: Invisible ako.
Girl: Ows? Talaga?
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: Oo naman.
Boy: How about tomorrow night?

60. BOY: Ide-delete na kita sa friendster ko ha?
GIRL: Bakit?
BOY: Ayoko ko kasi ng friends lang tayo.

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