Quotesbox ni Vea Mariz

Inspirational 31 - 60

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31. “Lord, at the start of this day, I pray for wisdom to sort my priorities. Let me keep my sense of humor and enjoy a hearty chuckle. Calm my nerves with mental flashes from Your Word. And at the end of this day, let me genuinely say “Thank you Lord for giving me such a wonderful life.” Amen.

32. Life is unpredictable, anything could just happen. It might me a success or a mess but as long as we are leaning on the Lord’s side, we will win. God never let us down.

33. Messages from God:

Please don’t drink and drive. You are not yet ready to meet me.

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, I will make another one tomorrow.

How can you possibly be a self- made man? I specifically recall creating you.

If you think Monalisa is stunning, you should look at My masterpiece in the mirror. Smile!

34. What is Christianity?

At home, it is kindness. In business, it is honesty. In society, it is courtesy. At work, it is fairness. For the unfortunate, it is pity. For the weak, it is help. For the wicked, it is resistance. For the strong, it is trust. For the fortunate, it is congratulations. For the penitent, it is forgiveness. For God, it is reverence and love.

35. Happiness isn’t getting what we want but being satisfied with what we have. The way to be happy is to be grateful even with the simple blessings we have.

36. Life is an undying cycle. It is a battle of survival. If you quit, you are a loser. If you fall, stand up. God doesn’t throw stones that you cannot catch.

37. Never forget to thank God for all the blessings He has given us. No matter how good or bad, there is always a reason and it is always for the best.

38. Wonder why God didn’t give us the gift to read the mind of others? So we could have the chance to trust and the privilege to be trusted.

39. A beautiful prayer: “Lord, I know not everything I wished and hoped for will come true. Please give me strength to let go and entrust everything to You. I understand You won’t allow me to be in pain for the sake of hurting but for the sake of learning. You know me more than I know myself that even when I feel alone and unloved, there is still someone who knows all my flaws yet loves me unconditionally like no other human can.”

40. Sometimes you have got to tuck your feelings away until it’s the right time. Like stuffing coins into a piggy bank for a bike you can’t quite afford because you will never know, maybe when you crack open that piggy bank you will find out that all this time you haven’t been saving for a bike, but for a car in God’s time.

41. In this world, someone stands behind us; silently loving us, reaching out a hand when we’ve fallen, encouraging us when we are tested and in fear, understanding us when no one does and pointing us the light when we are in the dark. God deserves a pause, a hug and a thank you because we are wrapped in a beautiful truth that we are loved without measure.

42. One thing I have learned from God is how to get along happily whether I have much or little. I know how to live on almost nothing or everything. I have learned the secret of contentment in every situation. You know why? It is because God is enough to cover everything.

43. Often we stand at a life’s crossroads and view what we think is the end but God has much bigger vision and He tells us, “Relax, it is just a bend not the end.”

44. If God doesn’t give you what you want, it isn’t what you need.

45. Success in life can never be an accident. It is the result of hard work and faith in God. Champions are not the people who never fail but the people who never quit.

46. God measures the person with the burdens He puts on him. So when you feel your load is heavier than the rest, be happy for God sees you stronger than the rest.

47. There are times we treat life like a mysterious door. It doesn’t open no matter how hard we push it. We never notice that a huge sign is posted that reads pull. Same thing with life, we struggle, we push, and we push harder until we are tired, hurt, bruised and wounded. We forget there’s a better way surrender, let go and let God in. God willed our lives to be wonderful, lift um everything to Him.

48. No matter our age or status in life, we all can strive to love others as God loves them. We may accomplish great things in our life – gain fame and fortune – but the greatest thing is love. For all of that we have don or ever will do; only love endures. We depart, love abides.

49. People have different outlooks in love. But whatever those are there is only a single truth behind everyone’s heartache: love hurts when God knows we deserve someone better.

50. Daily reminders:

Most important in life – Jesus

Most beautiful attire – Smile

Greatest asset – Faith

Most powerful force – Love

Worst thing to be without – Prayer

51. Man: God, how long is a million years to you?

God: A second.

Man: How much is $1 million to you?

God: A cent.

Man: Can I borrow a cent?

God: Wait a second.

52. God asked me how much I loved Him, o spread my arms and told Him, “This big.” I asked Him how much He loved me, He spread His arms and He died.

53. What is real happiness? It is when you feel fine even if there is only 20 pesos left in your pocket. It is when you enjoy life even without a partner on your side. It is when you thank God despite the problems you have. And most importantly, it is when we know how to smile every time we wake up knowing that we have never been a cause of someone’s pain.

54. The more love is silently expressed; the more obvious it can be seen. No wonder God loves us in silence but gives us mostly unnoticed blessings.

55. In a Science class, the teacher asked her students to give an example of things which are countless. Maria answered water. Pedro answered sand. Mateo answered air. The teacher noticed that everybody was participating except for one. She called his attention and asked the same question. “What are the things which are countless?” Martin stood up and answered “blessings.” Have you tried counting yours?

56. Sometimes, God seems to be quiet. He seems to be absent and never listens. We call Him but never answer. We asked Him for help but He never rescue. I asked myself, “Why God that in my deepest troubles You were not with me?” God smiled and told me, “I never left you. I just want to watch you fighting using My words that are stored in your heart and mind as your weapon. I will always be with you just be with Me always.”

57. It is morning again. Cheer up and wear a perfect smile. Embrace the day with sheer delight and thank the Lord for an added day.

58. The power of prayer will never leave you even in the darkest of times. It is the greatest weapon known to man, a freedom no one can take away.

59. No one will manufacturer a lock without a key. Similarly, God won’t give us problems without solutions. I hope you can find the right key every time you encounter a locked door.

60. Never rest in serving God. If problems come in your way, go on. If people try to destroy your faith, hold on. For as long as God is there, there will always be a light, a hope, a way.

Inspirational 1 - 30

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1. “Trials exist because God wants to test you.” That’s a lie! He already knows your capabilities, more than you could imagine. Trials exist because you need to learn one thing and that is faith.

2. Without Jesus, days are mournday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstdat, shatterday and sinday. So allow him to be with you every day.

3. God is the reason why even in pain, we smile; even in confusion, we understand; even in betrayal, we trust and even in fear, we continue to fight.

4. Some lessons are best learned through pain. Sometimes our visions become clear only after our eyes are washed with tears. Sometimes we have to be broken so we can be whole again. If God meant the day to be perfect, He wouldn’t have invented tomorrow.

5. Do you know the feeling of loving someone who does not love you in return? It hurts, right? That is how God feels most of the time.

6. A gentle answer turns away wrath but a harsh word stirs up anger.

- Proverbs 15: 1

7. Wherever you are, I pray love be with you. Wherever you go, I pray goodness to surround you. Whatever you do, I pray joy to fill your heart because you deserve every good gift a wonderful life can hold.

8. Life forms us. Sin deforms us. School informs us. But only God transforms us.

9. God doesn’t want you to describe how great your mountains are, what He wants you to do is to tell your mountains how great your God is.

10. It is wonderful to get answers from prayers but it is even more wonderful to let God mind you and make you into an answer to somebody’s prayer.

11. The Lord hides everything in nothing. He hides a tree in a seed. He hides a king in a shepherd boy. He hides a savior in baby. Aren’t you excited to see what he is hiding in you?

12. When God leads you to the edge of a cliff, trust him fully and let go because only one of the two things might happen. Either he will catch you when you fall or he will teach you how to fly.

13. You know what is the sweetest time of the day? It is when you pray. Why? Because you are talking to the One who loves you most.

14. Life is a constant battle for survival. And as we grow older, the rules change on daily basis. Our mission is not to escape but to survive and win. Not just deal with triumph but to deal with failures and mistakes. Not to run away from fear but to master it. It takes courage to keep on fighting. So if you feel like the rules have shifted one step higher, deal with it and never surrender. God is with you.

15. The Lord never fails to surprise us. He hides a tree in a seed. He hides a king in the carpenter’s son. He hides a savior in a baby. Aren’t you excited to see what he’s hiding in you? Be prepared for the big surprise the God will provide you.

16. They say you can never love a person whom you have never seen. I just smiled and said, “I haven’t seen God but I love him.”

17. “Jesus wasn’t your typical superhero. He wore no cape or costume. He had no logo on his chest or spotlight beacon in the sky. He didn’t have a wise cracking sidekick with a catchy tagline. And he didn’t try to hide his identity to protect himself or his family. He boldly proclaimed who he was, fearless of the danger it would later bring upon himself.”

- Brian Coates

18. An astronomer’s proof that God really exists: “I always look at the planets and see every movement. I realize all of them are moving. But one thing really amazes me, the earth never changes its course – not even a bit, even one degree. You know why? If the earth gets one degree closer to the sun, it will burn and one degree apart, it will freeze. So I realize there’s someone holding it. Someone called God.

19. Jesus and Satan were using the computer. They started typing. They did every known job, report, emails, and attachments and download. But before the time was up, lighting, thunder, rain and brownout came. Satan cursed. Jesus just sighed. When electricity was back, Satan lost every single thing he had done. But Jesus started printing all his files. Satan shouted, “You cheated!” Jesus just smiled. Because he did what Satan didn’t know, he SAVES.

20. When God takes something away from your grasp, He is not punishing you but merely emptying your hand to receive something better.

21. God would not give you the dream or the desire in your heart if he did not also give you the talent and abilities to make that dream come true.

22. The biggest blessing in our lives is simply the presence of people who care much, who loves for real and see us much beyond ourselves.

23. I won’t dare question God why He puts me through trials and challenges because I never question Him when I experience joy and victory.

24. There are times when prayer is the only gift we can give to the one we care for, so I do always pray to God to take good care of you, everyday and always.

25. When God looks around to use somebody, He has no one to choose from except failures. We serve a gracious Master who knows how to overrule even our mistakes to His glory and our own advantage.

- Steve Farrar

26. Often, we stand at life’s crossroads and view what we think is the end. But God has much bigger vision and He tells us, “Relax, it’s just a bend, not the end.”

27. A sailor was stuck in an island where he is the only survivor. He made a hut for his shelter, day and night he prayed and waited for someone to rescue him but no one came. He stored food in the hut for his survival but one day, the hut burned to ashes and nothing was left of it. He was so angry, he said: “God, why have you done this to me?” The next morning, rescuers came. He asked, “How did you know that I am here?” They replied, “We saw a smoke signal.”

Trust HIM when misfortune happens. His plans are always greater than ours.

28. We often get impatient and take things into our own hands but God says, “Be quiet, trust me. I know your needs better that you do. Just wait, let me work and give you the best.”

29. Someday, God will send someone into your life and love you like you have always wanted. If that was yesterday, learn. If that will be tomorrow, wait. If that is today, keep in and never let it go.

30. God put you on this Earth because no one else can do what you do the way you do it. Be the unique person He intended you to be.

Corny Pick - up Lines 81 - 100

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81. B: Mahal, alam mo bang para kang tae?

G: Eee. Kadiri. Bastos!

B: Totoo talaga, seryoso ako.

G: Bakit ba?

B: Hindi kasi kita kayang paglaruan e.

82. Ang buhay ko parang seesaw. Kapag wala ka, down ako.

83. Alam mo kung naging alak ka lang, ang laki ng matitipid ko sa inuman. Kasi tinitignan pa lang kita, tinatamaan na ako sa’yo.

84. Signal na lang sana ako ng cellphone mo, para kapag nawala ako gagawa ka ng paraan para bumalik ako.

85. Still waiting for the one you love? Just wait a little longer. I am on my way.

86. Kung tinaboy ka ng mahal mo at ayaw na sa’yo. E di, akin ka na lang. Masaya pa tayo.

87. Apoy ka ba? Kasi ALAB you.

88. Nasaan ka kagabi? Bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko, di tuloy sweet ang dreams ko.

89. Aabsent na ako sa lahat ng klase ko, makapasok lang ako sa puso mo.

90. Para kang ulan at lupa ako, kahit anong mangyari mahuhulog ka sa akin, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo. Inuulit ko, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo.

91. I showed a pic of myself to you and said, “Tingnan mo oh, tayong dalawa.” But you said, “Asan ako?” Then I pointed my chest and smiled, “Andito ka oh, sa puso ko.”

92. Boy: Tumatangkad ka ata?

Girl: O? Talaga?

Boy: Oo nga, kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita pero ngayon nasa isip na kita.

93. Two babies were chatting in an incubator.

Boy: Bat ka pinanganak?

Girl: Ewan ko, e ikaw?

Boy: Ako? I was born to tell you I love you.

94. Boy: Mahal ka daw ni Eddie.

Girl: Sino si Eddie?

Boy: Eddie ako.

95. Anti pick – up line…

He: Can I buy you a drink?

She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.

She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.

She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?

She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?

She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?

She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

96. Sa laboratory (blood testing)

Boy: Ano bang type mo?

Girl: Type B.

Boy: Aw.

Girl: Bakit? Ikaw anong type mo?

Boy: IKAW. :”>

97. Parang bola lang ata ako sa 'yo eh. Pinapaikot mo kasi mundo ko.

98. Kundi ka para sa kanya, malay mo para saken ka.

99. Payong ka ba? Inuulanan ka kase ng kagandahan.

100. Boy: Doctor ba talaga ang pangarap mong maging?

Girl: Oo, eh ikaw? anong ambition mo?

Boy: Pangarap ko mapangasawa ng doctor.

Corny Pick - up Lines 61 - 80

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61. Nagkabungguan si boy at si girl

*tugsh*

G: Aray! Bulag ka ba?

B: Paano ako magiging bulag? E may pagtingin nga ako sa’yo.

62. Kung nasa dictionary man ako sigurado kahit saang page, hindi mo ako mahahanap. Wala naman kasi akong halaga sa iyo e.

63. Mabuti pa ang kotse may preno. Samantalang ako, tuloy – tuloy na nahuhulog sa iyo.

64. B: Gusto mo libre kita ng siomai?

G: Huh? Bakit? Birthday mo ngayon?

B: Hindi ko birthday! Wala lang, I just want to siomai love for you.

65. G: Oi, may relo ka ba? Pwede ba malaman kung anong oras na?

B: Wala akong relo eh. Pero alam ko na oras na para malaman mong mahal na mahal kita.

66. Pwede na ba kitang tubusin? Anlaki na kasi ng interest ko sayo e.

67. Para kang baon ko, namimiss kita pag walang pasok.

68. B: Miss para kang chicharon.

G: Bakit naman?

B: Ansarap mong papakin. Hehe.

(Bakla umepal)

Bakla: Ako rin parang chicharon.

B: Oo! Nakakahighblood kang tarantado ka!

69. Aanhin ko pa ang Coke kung sayo pa lang ehh napapasmile na ko?!

70. Para kang baon ko.Namimiss kita pag walang pasok!

71. Present-Gf: Miss, ampalaya ka ba?

Ex-Gf: Baket?

Present-Gf: Ang bitter mo eh.

72. Simula sa araw na ‘to, isa na akong ganap na bubuyog at ikaw ang honey ko.

73. Sana ako na lang nagging right hand mo, para kahit man lang sa national anthem, ako ang nasa tapat ng puso mo.

74. Kung magiging parte ako ng katawan mo, pipiliin ko maging dugo. Dumaloy man ako sa iba’t ibang parte ng katawan mo, babalik at babalik pa rin ako sa puso mo.

75. Napakarami na talagang mga banat ngayon. Wala na tuloy akong maisip kundi ikaw.

76. Boy: Di ba top student ka?

Girl: Oo, bakit?

Boy: Bakit hindi mo ako masagot?

77. Ihi ka ba? Kinikilig kasi ako pag lumalabas ka e.

78. Kung wala ka sa katinuan, ako nasa iyong isipan.

79. Sabi nila libre ang mangarap. Libre ka ba? Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko.

80. Kung hindi ka para sa akin, kawawa ka naman.

Jokes 361 - 390

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361. We are all driving in our roads called life. In every turn, don’t forget to stop. Why? Baka may tagay, e di shot muna.

362. Tanong pang- beauty contest, “Kung ikaw ay maganda, sinong may sabi at saan daw banda?”

363. 5 things na wish mong sabihin sa’yo ng nanay mo.

1. Anak, gising na pero kung natok ka pa tulog ka pa magpalate ka na lang sa subject mo.

2. Oh eto allowance mo. May dagdag yan pang – gimik.

3. Amoy alak ka? Nag – jamming kayo Di mo ko sinama.

4. Gabi na, tulog ka na. Bukas samahan mo ako, bili tayo ng bagong cellphone mo.

5. Tumawag dean nyo, bagsak ka daw. Okay lang yan, may next sem pa naman eh.

364. Kung may magtanong sayo na “Ano gawa mo?” Ang pinakamagandang sagot diyan ay, “Wala, gusto mo gawa tayo.”

365. Anong sinabi ni apple nung tumingin sa kanya si pinya?

Apple: Oi, ikaw. Anong tinitingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo dyan?

Ano namang sinagot ni pinya kay apple?

Pinya: Eh bakit ka namumula? Cursh mo ako no?

366. Simula ng lumabas ang Dota, nauso ang Single Ladies.

367. Juan: Nay, alis nap o ao. Malelate na ako sa school.

Nanay: Anal sandali eto ung baon mong sandwich at juice. Eto na din ung pananghalian mo para mamayang lunchbreak. Eto ung panyo, 2 bimpo, extra shirt at shorts baka pawisan ka at madumihan. Eto na din ang pulbos at cologne mo. Nasa bag na yung tubig pati yung payong at sombrero mo. May tsinelas na din jan pag pagod na paa mo sa shoes. O, eto perang pamasahe.

Juan: Ampotah! CAmpin?! Absent na lang kayo ako nay?

368. Sa loob ng hotel, aksidenteng nabannga ng bellboy ang suso ng isang babaeng guest.

Bellboy: Sorry po. Kung ang puso nyo ay kasing lambot ng suso nyo, mapapatawad nyo ako.

Babae: Kung kasing tigas naman ng etits mo ang siko mo, nasa room 201 lang ako.

369. Walang madilim na daan, masamang pakiramdam at malakas na ulan kung jowa ang pupuntahan.

370. Isang araw sa may tindahan

Pulubi: Palimos po.

Tindero: Wala po, patawad.

P: Sige na po, hait magkano.

T: Siya sige, eto dos.

P: Salamat po ng marami. Isang Marlboro nga po.

371. “Kahit tawagin pa nila akong plastic, hinding – hindi kita iiwan lalo na pag nasa gitna ka ng laban.”

- Condom

372. Sa isang tahimik na kanto

Lola: Iho, tulungan mo ako. Isa akong prinsesa, ako’s isnumpa. Kung ako’y iyong gagahasain, babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa.

(Makaraan ang ilang sandali)

Lalaki: Yan lola, tapos na ho. Bakit di ka pa nagpapalit ng anyo?

Lola: Ilan taon ka na iho?

Lalaki: 22 po.

Lola: Tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairytales. You are such a loser.

373. Juan: Oi, ano yan? Pinya? Penge naman.

Pedro: Penge? Asan ka nung nagtanim ako? Nung oras na nag – aani ako? Nung naghihirap ako? Asan ka?

Juan: Nakulong kasi ako e, nakapatay ako ng madamot.

Pedro: Ah, ganun ba? Kuha ka na. May papaya pa dun, gust mo?

374. B: Miss, para kang saranggola.

G: Alam ko nay an, para akong magandang ibong lumilipad.

B: Mali, para kang saranggola sa malayo lang maganda.

375. G: Redhorse ka ba?

B: Hindi, bakit?

G: Lakas kasi ng tama mo.

B: Ganun? Kaw ata ang red horse eh.

G: Bakit naman?

B: Mukha ka kasing kabayo?

376. Julilit, julilit witih sah masukech. Kung gumuyang, gumuyang ang jutei jutei. Julilit kung gumuyang ang jutei jutei.

- Batang bading na bagong lipat sa Camella Homes

377. Bf and gf inside a motel, nakahubad.

Gf: Bulilit, bulilit ang liit liit.

Bf: Bulilit, bulilit sana’y sa masikip.

378. Lolo: Paki – abot naman yang posporo.

Lola: Andiyan naman ang kalan e.

Lolo: So ipantitinga ko ang kalan?

379. You know what is the best part of dreams? You get the person you want, to love and never let go. And you what the worst part is? Titikman mo na siya, nagising ka pa.

380. Apo: Look at those Big Boats Lolo.

Lolo: Amazing di ba iho? They are called yachts.

Apo: Yachts? How do you spell it Lolo?

Lolo: You are right iho, they are boats.

381. The strong became weak. The genius became stupid. The speechless became talkative. The conservatice became flirty. And it happened because of one thing, lasing.

382. Don’t blame me for being cold dahil hindi ako magmamatigas kung binigyan mo lang sana ako ng importansiya nung una pa lang.

- Nag – eemote nga kaning lamig

383. “Ang buhay ay isang sugal. Kailangang handa kang mawalan kung gusto mo magkaroon.”

– Mahj Ong

“Matuto kang maghirap at magtrabaho, hindi lahat ng oras nasa taas ka.”

- Gul Ong

“Ang lahat ay may katapusan. Hindi maibabalik ng mga luha mo ang dati nang nawala.”

- Kaba Ong

“Kaya mo mang protektahan ang mahalaga sa’yo, sino namang magpoprotekta sa’yo?

- Bub Ong

“Ewan ko sa inyo.”

- Bob Ong

384. Young Romance

(Kids while playing)

Boy: Paabot naman

Girl: Ng ano?

Boy: Ng kamay mo, holding hands tayo.

385. Salawikain na mga College Students:

- Aanhin mo pa ang uno kung singko na ang uso.

- It is better to cheat than to repeat.

- No need to review, kodigo will do.

- Aanhin mo pa ang libro kung scholar ang katabi mo.

- Ang hindi marunong lumingon pag exam, bagsak na malamang.

386. Advisory:

Don’t use real magic sarap seasoning dahil ang tunay na sarap, sa akin mo lang malalasap.

387. A father was trying to teach his son about the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived while the one in the whisky curled up and died.

F: All right son, what did you learned from the show?

S: Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol hindi ka magkakabulati.

388. Minsan sa pakikipagtext hindi mo alam napapamahal ka nap ala lalo na kung hindi ka unli.

389. Si Inday may nakabanggang bading:

Inday: How dare you ignorant road occupant, moving with such acceleration that caused the elastic collision between my porcelain beauty and your grubby apparenct if skin.

Bading: Shutang ina kang shotulong ka. Najongga ka lang kung anisanis na pinagjojobe mis! Kapag naimbyerna akis sayis

390. NOON:

Pag may hihiramin/tatanungin ka sa kapatid mo na nasa kabilang kwarto, lalabas ka ng kwarto mo at kakatok at magtatanong (o hihiram ng gamit).

NGAYON:

BUZZ!

You: ol?

Sibling: oh? bakit?

You: invi. hahaha

Sibling: bakit nga?

You: tawag ka ni mama.

Jokes 331 - 360

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331. Fooling her? Use hid and shulder.

332. Dati, hindi lahat ng mag –syota naghahalikan. Ngayon, hindi lahat ng naghahalikan ay mag – syota.

333. Bakit mahirap pansinin ang isang ex? Galit ka ba dahil sinaktan ka nya? Dahil iniwan ka nya? O nahihiya kang aminin na ang pangit nya pero naloko ka pa?

334. Nung una kitang nakita, saka ko nalamang bukas ang 3rd eye ko.

335. News update:

DepEd and Ched declared no classes on Monday to Friday for it is a whole week holiday. Keep updated. For more info, just log on to: www.humintokanalangsapag-aaral.com.ph/foreverbakasyon.net

336. One day sa tindahan.

Bata: Tao po.

Tindera: Ano yun?

Bata: May load po kayo?

Tindera: Meron.

Bata: Patext daw po ang inay, isa laang.

337. Paano kung isang madaling araw, kumatok sa pinto niyo ang mahal mo. Nanginginig tapos nag buksan mo ang pinto niyakap ka nya ng mahigpit at sabay bulong, “Patae!”

338. There is a guy in a resort who walks to a girl.

Guy: Marunong ka bang magswimming?

Girl: (Mataray) Bakit? Mukha ba akong swimmer?

Guy: Hindi, mukha kang pusit.

339. GF: Gaano mo ako kamahal?

BF: (Hinawakan ang kamay ni GF at nilagay sa loob ng brief niya at nagsalita) Ikaw ang dahilan sa bawat pagtigas nito.

340. Juan: Mag – iinternet ako. I- oopen ko ang account mo.

Pedro: Waa. Alam mo pala password ko?

Juan: Oo, tanga! Limang asterisk.

341. Girl: I have experienced so much happiness since you came. No one can ever replace you here in my heart. Just keep in mind that I am still the same girl who loved you and nothing can stop that.

Boy: Wait lang ha? Nagdodota ko e, pustahan ‘to.

342. Judith. Itinakdang pitsa sa pagbabayad ng bells para hinde madeskonek, Judith.

- Aling Dionisia

343. Boy: *shakes mango tree*

Girl: Anong ginagawa mo?

Boy: Eto, gumagawa ng mango shake.

344. You may be sitting all alone today. But believe in the magic that someone is meant to sit beside you soon tapos pag puno na, aalis na ang jeep. Ano ba akala mo? Kala mo tungkol na naman sa love?

345. A mom called her son, “Pauwi ka na ba? San ka na?” The son said, “Andito po ako sa ospital.” His mom cried, “Ano nangyari sayo?” The son replied, “Ma, nurse kaya ako. Sabog ka ba?”

346. One of the qualities I like most about you is that you are very sentimental. 1% pangsenti and 99% pangmental.

347. Walang maputik at madilim na daan kung inuman ang pupuntahan.

348. Pag sinimangutan mo ang umaaway sa’yo, 42 muscles and pinapagana mo. Samantalang 4 muscles lang ang kailangan mo kung sasampalin mo sila. Be wise.

349. I am on a mission to avoid a grade of 5.0, to forget 3.0, to get rid of 2.75, to stop getting 2.5, to go beyond 2.0, to aim more than 1.5 and this mission is MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

350. Ngatz bhe. Mhawx.

- ngongo, bumibili ng Gatsby Wax

351. Minsan naisip ko nakakasawa na rin gumimik, sumama sa barkada para magsaya, tumambay ng magdamagan, walang katapusang kulitan at asaran, mga walang humpay na tawanan, uminom ng uminom ng alak hanggang malasing ka. Pero minsan ko lang talaga naisip yun. Hanggang isip na lang.

352. Sa isang sosyaling salon:

Gretchen: I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts.

Aling Dionisia: I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level and then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.

- Kabog si Greta.

353. The road to success is under construction. Sorry for the inconvenience.

354. Inday kumakanta ng Iisa pa Lamang

Inday: Iisa pa la- ang, iisa pa la- ang.

Bugoy: Inday, Batangenyo ka naman masyado e. dapat ay iisa pa lamang hindi la- ang.

Inday: Ah, ganun ba? Sige. Iisa pa lamang, iisa pa lamang.

Bugoy: Magaling Inday. Sige ituloy mo.

Inday: (with feelings) Iisa pa lamang ang minahal ko ng garine.

355. Top 5 reasons kung bakit minsan mas masaya maging single:

5. You can date anyone.

4. You have more quality time with your family and friends.

3. You can prioritize your job/studies.

2. Hindi ka praning sa cellphone mo.

1. Hindi ka napa-pressure na dapat lagi maganda ang underwear mo.

356. Never try to impress someone to make him/her fall in love with you because when you do, you will keep that standard for the rest of your life. Just be yourself. Kung ayaw sa’yo, lasingin mo.

357. Lagi akong nangangamba sa tuwing umuulan. Di dahil sa kumukulog, kumikidlato bumabaha at mababasa ako. Kundi dahil taglibog na naman. Bed weather.

358. I was walking down an alley ng may biglang sumigaw, “Hoy malibog!” Nagalit ako saka ko sinapak, “Wag na wag mo akong tatawaging Hoy!”

359. Pag nahulog ka sa hagdan at nakatingin sa’yo lahat, magsungit ka at sabihin mong, “Anong paki ninyo kung ganun ako bumaba?”

360. Pedro: Pare, kalian ba birthday mo?

Juan: May 19.

Pedro: Anong taon?

Juan: Taun – taon. Para ka namang timang oh.

Jokes 301 - 330

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301. Girl: Panget ba ako o maganda?

Boy: Ha?

G: Am I pretty or ugly?

B: Hmm, pwede both?

G: (natuwa) Talaga?

B: Yes. You are pretty ugly!

302. A fast beating heart doesn’t always mean you are in love. A blushing face is not always a sign that you are in love. Sometimes, lasing ka lang.

303. Define SELF CONTROL. It is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you hot.

304. Sa fieldtrip…

Pedro: Wow! Andaming cows. Mga ilan kaya?

Juan: 468.

P: Nabilang mo ng ganun kabilis?

Juan: Hindi naman. Nabilang ko lang yung 1872 paa nila tas dinivide ko lang by 4.

305. Minsan, naisip ko na tumigil na lang sa pag – iinom ng alak. Isasabaw ko na lang sa kanin. No more lonely rice.

306. I.Q. Test:

Q: Why is 3.70 = 13.20?

A: trisibinti = trisibinti

307. Dalawang pipi nag – uusap…

Pipi1:

Pipi2:

Pipi1:

Pipi2:

Pipi1:

Pipi2:

Pipi1:

Pipi2:

Pipi1:

Pipi2:

Nakakalungkot no? Nag – away sila. Sayang yung friendship.

308. Girl: Bat ba ayaw mo sa akin? Pangit ba ako?

Boy: Maganda ka. Mula paa hanngang leeg.

309. Dati, ang sukatan ng pagiging kaibigan mo ay ang halaga mo sa mga kaibigan mong nagmamahal sayo. Ngayon iba na. Ang sukatan na ay ang halaga mo sa Friends for Sale.

310. Guys, gusto ko lang sana humingi ng sorry sa mga kasalanang nagawa ko. Alam ko nagging mahangin ako at madami rin akong nasaktan, marami din akong nasirang bagay na hindi na ulit maibabalik sa dati. Wag kayong mag- alala di na mauulit. Di na tayo magkikita. Hanggang dito na lang, sorry guys.

- pinapa GM ni bagyong Ondoy

311. Ang mga lalaki, parang basketbol. Kahit hindi sa kanila ang bola, inaagaw para makatira lang.

312. Boys are not all the same. Iba – iba yan ng style ng panloloko.

313. Did you know that the heart has no pain receptor? So the next time that someone breaks you heart, move on. Your pain is just an illusion, a temporary psychological disturbance that you have to overcome. In short it’s all in the mind. In Filipino, inarte lang yan.

314. Someday, you will be surprise to see me beside you. You and me laughing. You and me dreaming. You and me having fun. Just you and me sa mental hospital. Ako doctor, ikaw baliw.

315. Pag may nakita akong much better pa sa’yo, pipikit ako. Para di ako ma – tempt.

316. “Aanhin pa ang gabi kung wala ka namang katabi.”

E may nakarinig:

“E anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala din namang nangyayari.”

May humirit:

“E ano naman kung may nangyayari kung wala namang nabubuong baby.”

E may affected:

“Paano may mabubuong baby kung parehas kayong lalaki.”

Ang pinakamatindi:

“Aanhin mo ang babae kung mukha namang lalaki.”

317. Inspirational quotes:

Lahat ng problema may solusyon. Kapag walang solusyon, wag mo ng problemahin.

Always remember, kung kaya ng iba ipagawa mo sa kanila. Don’t force yourself, make life easy.

Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend, ang iba sa kanila may boyfriend.

Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face.

Di bale ng tamad, di naman pagod.

Practice make perfect but nobody is perfect. So why practice?

318. A girl’s prayer:

Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him and patience for his moods. Because Lord if I pray for strength baka mabugbog ko lang siya.

319. Hindi ko mawari kung saan eksakto, pakiramdam ko nasa gitna ako ng bangungot at delubyo. Kung sakaling makita mo akin na malapit sa’yo, tatawagin mo ba ako? Maglalaan ka ba ng panahon upang mahanap ako?

- Sagot ng Emo sa tanong na wer na u?

320. Nag – usap ang numbers…

Number 2: You are number one.

Number 1: I love you 2!

321. After having sex, the girl keeps on touching the organ of the guy…

Guy: You want more?

Girl: Nope. May namimiss lang kasi ako.

Guy: Sino? Yung ex mo?

Girl: Hindi. May ganito kasi ako before.

322. Driver: Yung mga pangit pwede nang bumaba ng jeep. May check point kasi. Please lang.

Pasahero: Tapos kuya, sino ng magdadrive ngayon?

323. Kung ayaw mo sa akin, mas ayaw ko sa’yo.

324. Madaling sabihing maganda o gwapo ka pero mahirap i- justify kung saan banda.

325. Modern Bahay Kubo:

Bahay kop o, dami putik. Ang pumasok doon, ay sari – sari. Nilamas na karton, sirang medyas at damit. Silya, basurang mapanghi. Ondoy, parusa. Binura Marikina. At saka meron pa San Juan, V. Mapa. Pureza, Teresa, Anonas at Edsa. Sa paligid – ligid ay puno ng baha.

326. Paramihan ng anak…

Haponesa: Pumasok bitbit ang 10 anak.

(Palakpakan)

Kana: Pumasok bitbit ang 20 anak.

(Palakpakan)

Pinay: Pumasok, nagsigawan ang audience, “Go nay!”

327. Pakisabi nga sa mga nagtetext ng mga chain messages na tigilan na nila yan kasi pucha hindi na nakakatuwa, istorbo pa! Pass this to 10 friends and make a wish. Magkakatotoo. Promise!

328. “Ya ye yi yo yu”

Ya: sosyal na yes

Ye: lasing na yes

Yi: bisayang yes

Yo: hiphop na yes

Yu: ang taong mahal ko

329. Berto: Uwi na ako gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ng misis ko?

Juancho: Hot na hot ka na pare?

Berto: Hindi, masyadong masikip sa akin eh.

330. Bakit ang parents di ko ma –gets? Noon, pinapatulog ka kahit hindi inaantok. Pero ngayon, ginigising kahit antok pa. Tinuruan ka maglakad tapos ngayon nagagalit twing may lakad ka. Nung bata ka, pinapakain ka kahit di ka gutom. Ngayon, tinitipid ka kahit gutom ka pa. Adik ba sila?

Quotes 1561 - 1590

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1561. You keep on sticking to what you like. That’s why you never notice those who need you. Sometimes, you are dying for some stupid things while somebody is already dead trying to wait for you.

1562. It is a lie to say you have let go of the past. Nobody let go of memories. Each tear is an unforgettable memory. Each smile is an undeniable mark. Each heart break is an unerasable scar. Because really, there is no such thing as letting go only moving on.

1563. I never wished for somebody to stay just because I say so. I just wanted someone who will stay even when I am pushing him away.

1564. Don’t tie your heart to a person who has nothing to offer you. Let it go. It might hurt for a while but when you get over it, you will that it is better.

1565. Past is past. If you want happiness, don’t walk together with your past. It maybe unforgettable but the reality is past us just a lesson. Just look back but never bring it back.

1566. It is better to say something direct to the point than to keep someone guessing because maybe, their interpretation is different from what you want to say.

1567. You will know true love works with someone if they still love the other person even at the worst time of their lives.

1568. Don’t count the things you think you have done for someone. Instead, count the number of times you felt better just because you made them happy.

1569. If this world runs out of lovers, we still have each other.

1570. It is not bad to fall in love with someone just be sure of what you feel and be ready to risk something because loving someone is the most beautiful thing but flirting is more exciting.

1571. They say that when break up comes someone better will come. Yes, someone will come. But it doesn’t always mean that he/she is better. Maybe different but not always better.

1572. Sometimes, you don’t have to hate someone for hurting you. And it is not proper to be bitter either. And the truth is, it is really a common mistake among us individuals for we live with our expectations. We oblige others to love us back. For in the first place, we don’t have the right. It hurts when it sounds so right but that is life after all. Acceptance and most of all respect.

1573. A simple sign if stupidity is when you told everyone you moved on but when you hold a pen, you still see yourself writing his name.

1574. Never assume unless otherwise, stated.

1575. We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us. But we forget that paths are made by moving not by waiting.

1576. Sometimes, the thing that made we have decided to avoid and get rid off are those things that are happening, again and again.

1577. And he promised he would never let anyone or anything ever hurt me, he made me feel safe in his arms, until the day he broke my heart and let my world shatter, the day he unwrapped is arms and let go.

1578. Falling in love with your best friend is the worst thing that could happen to you. Every time you see them you always want to tell them how much you love them but you can’t. So you’re forced to turn away again and fight back your tears that are trying to fight their way out of your eyes.

1579. Never bother a girl listening to her iPod. She wants to be alone, not bothered. She’s in her own world, where the only thing going through her head is music. A world where worries don’t exist. She’s tuning the whole “real” world out.

1580. I’m tired of looking for that special guy, from now on I’m just going to stop looking and let love find me because good things come to those who wait.

1581. I want to be the girl who he thinks is the cutest. Not necessarily the “hottest” or the “prettiest”, but the cutest. Because hotness refers to the body, and God knows mine isn’t perfect. Pretty refers to the face and I know plenty of girls prettier than me. But cuteness is referring to every imperfection that he loves. Every weird little habit. The funny little things that make me different from every other girl he could have. Like how I have a dorky laugh, I can’t watch gory movies, or the way my hair smells. All of the little things that he notices and adores. I want to be that girl.’

1582. The worst thing is loving someone when you know you shouldn't anymore. It's caring about someone, wondering how they are and what they're up to when the truth is they've stopped wondering about you a long time ago. The worst thing is remembering every single detail of your relationship when he's obviously long forgotten about you. The worst thing is missing him so much when he doesn't even realize you're gone, the worst thing is feeling the same as you ever did, knowing you shouldn't, because he doesn't anymore.

1583. Your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel.

1584. It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, which he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It’s where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when the time is to be serious. It’s where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts that they love each other. It’s where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It’s the kind of love that everyone dreams of.

1585. I really enjoy spending time with you, even if we're just going to be sitting around and talking about nothing. There are a million things I love about you, like your nose or the way you smile at me and the way you look me in the eye too. And I just get the greatest feeling when I make you laugh, I feel as if my company makes you happy, and that's what I wish for you. For you to be happy. And when I see you laugh at my clumsy ways, it just makes me want to spend the rest of my life with you so I can see a smile on your face.

1586. The hardest part of this whole situation is that neither of us knows what's going on. Neither of us knows what each other’s thinking and we're both trying to make decisions based on information we don't know. I'm scared to tell you my feelings just in case you don't feel the same way.

1587. Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.

1588. I don’t know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too.

1589. I still look at your profile to see if someone else has stolen your heart yet.

1590. I want someone who won’t care that I’m incapable of sitting still for more than fifteen minutes, that I can’t grasp the concept of cleaning, and that I refuse to be ‘lady-like’. Someone who can understand that half the decisions that I make are the ones that I regret, and that sometimes I overreact. I want someone who knows me in and out, but would still do absolutely anything to make sure that I’m theirs.

Quotes 1531 - 1560

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1531. If an angel and devil were to fall in love with each other? Can their love transcend the law of heaven and hell? Can the angel set her wings on fire? Can the devil soar at day light? This is faith’s decree. Love can’t change what aren’t meant to be.

1532. All that a girl needs is a guy, just one guy who would be man enough to prove her that not all men are the same.

1533. When someone leaves you, don’t hope and wait for that person to come back. Feel good about yourself and say, “Thanks for giving me the chance to find someone better than you.”

1534. It is hard to be attached with somebody like you are used to all the routines you go through with that someone every single day as if you will not live without it. Then suddenly with no apparent reason, he stops doing those things. The worst part of it is that you can’t blame him because in the first place, you never owned his heart.

1535. Sometimes, people decide to be just friends even though they still love each other. Ever wonder why? Maybe because it is not love that is hard to sustain, it is the commitment that complicates everything.

1536. Chemistry tells us most of the happiest stories. Acids and bases that always combine and understand one another no matter how weak and strong each other is. Electrons and protons that co- exist in a very small volume of space even with their contradicting nature. Redox reactions that will forever come in pair. And intermolecular forces that either share or completely give what the partner needs.

1537. The saddest thing about intersecting lines is that their paths meet once and never again.

1538. Moving on? That is very easy. Just close your eyes, sleep and wish not to wake up anymore.

1539. Saying goodbye make you realize how much you care, how much you will miss and how much loss you had knowing that some things will never be the same again.

1540. Avoid offending with your words. In a conversation, these may be only 6% of your words but they can and will become unforgettable.

1541. Her to him: I hate it when you act like I don’t mean anything to you.

Him to her: And I hate it when you act like you don’t know that you mean everything to me.

1541. I don’t believe that laughing has always been the best medicine because I know that sometimes, a cry can cure what a laugh can’t.

1542. Some people said you only fall in love once but every time I see him, I fall in love all over again.

1543. If you want to forget someone, you have got to let someone help you, give yourself a chance again. Don’t remain weak. There is always someone who is ready to love you better.

1544. If I could some up all the causes of hurt, pain and hatred in one word, it would be expectations. We all should not have too much of it.

1545. The heart that knows how to bow down and say sorry is the heart that loves you the most.

1546. You don’t always need to sprint. Doing our best to move forward no matter what speed, our best is okay.

1547. Don’t give up when you still have something to give because nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

1548. A philosopher once said, “If you want to be really happy, don’t keep on searching for the things that will make you happy. Instead, find out what makes your life miserable and stop doing it.”

1549. When you have found a reason to walk away, never look back. Just keep walking. For it is better to get lost moving on than to get stuck and stranded broken.

1550. It is easier to be happy if you can look beyond imperfections than seek happiness by trying too hard to make everything perfect.

1551. Looking beyond imperfections isn’t that easy. It takes a lot of patience, understanding and pain. Therefore, happiness couldn’t be easily achieved.

1552. If it is not him, I know someday, I will meet someone who will treat me well. Someone who will not take me for granted. And someone who is mature enough to understand every little thing I do. And if I am one happy with the wrong one, what more if I found the right one?

1553. Chocolate is said to contain phenylethylamine. The same chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. No love life? Eat chocolates.

1554. Why ruin the perfectly beautiful petals of flower if you know from the start that he loves you not?

1555. If your love doesn’t work with that person, it just means that somebody else will love you more.

1556. Have you ever had the feeling that you were too pressured to choose from something you are sure of and something you are happy with? It is like you don’t know if you are brave enough to take the risk of letting go of everything you held on to before. Life is totally twisted, things change and shit happens. So, know what you really want and go for it. Choose what makes you happy today or die in sadness tomorrow.

1557. It is really hard to be with someone who always do the sweetest gestures when you are together. But still you remain just friends.

1558. Sometimes the more pointless the relationship is, the more you want to fight for it.

1559. The sweetest words ever said by a lover to his beloved: “I am jealous of the people you ever hugged because for a moment, they held my entire world.”

1560. It is better to wait for years for that someone you are sure of than to grab that chance with someone who picks you up but drops you whenever he wants to.

Corny Pick - up Lines 41 - 60

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41. Patient: Nurse, ano yan?
Nurse: Stethoscope
Patient: Para po san?
Nurse: Pinapakinggan ko lang kung ako ba tinitibok ng puso mo.

42. Girl: San ka?
Boy: Dito ko welding shop. Try ko ayusin yung naputol nating relasyon.

43. Girl: (kausap si boy sa phone) Asan ka?
Boy: Huh? Anjan sa puso mo. Bakit?

44. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
*Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

45. Ms., nurse/cardiologist ka ba? *Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?

46. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.

47. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.

48. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.

49. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

50. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.

51. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
52. I lost my number. Can I have yours?

53. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?

54. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?

55. BOY: Excuse me, ahm may I see the tag of your shirt?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: I just wanna see if you are made for me.

56. Aabsent na ako sa lahat ng klase ko, makapasok lang ako sa puso mo.

57. Aanhin mo pa ang bahay kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?

58. Boy: You know you are like the sun for to reasons.
Girl: What?
Boy: First, you brighten up my day. Second, you are hot!
Girl: How sweet! You are like the moon na!
Boy: Why?
Girl: I want to see you tonight.

59. HOW TO ASK SOMEONE OUT:
Boy: Invisible ako.
Girl: Ows? Talaga?
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: Oo naman.
Boy: How about tomorrow night?

60. BOY: Ide-delete na kita sa friendster ko ha?
GIRL: Bakit?
BOY: Ayoko ko kasi ng friends lang tayo.

Jokes 271 - 300

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271. Today, I have realized hindi man ako laging Masaya, lagi naman akong masarap. Magmahal. Hehe.

272. Kung ikaw papipiliin, saan mo gusto tumira? Sa bahay na maganda at pinapangarap mo o sa bahay naming na kubo lang pero red horse ang lumalabas sa gripo?

273. Batangenyo ka ba?
Media: Lo, pakisalaysay po ng nasaksihan niyong vehicular accident.
Lolo: Ako’y naka- ungkot laang dine at ako’y nagitla sa busina. May mag- inang hasing – hasi pa ng paghikap ay gab –eng gab- e na. Bakingga aring dyip ay saksakan ng tulin? Ay di ako’s palakat na sa mag- inang di naiingli. Aba’y maiipit nay nakaumis pa e. Kainaman! Sa pag- iwas ng dyip ay sumalya sa tarangka, tiklap ang tapaludong lasa ko’y kawangki ng kiche. Kabugnot ng drayber ah. Ngalngal e!

274. Babala sa mga kaibigang di nagyoyosi, di nagpupuyat at di nagiinom: balang araw mawawalan ka ng kaibigan. Buhay ka pa, patay na kaming lahat.

275. Isang araw habang nanonood ako ng TV, tumabi sa akin ang lola ko. Ang haba ng buhok at itim na itim and damit parang lungkot na lungkot at may hawak na kutsilyo. Kinabahan ako, bumilis ang kabog ng dibdib ko. Napaisip ako kung anong nangyari. Inantay ko siyang magsalita kung ano nangyari. At nung nagsalita siya, abg sabi, “Apo, bagay ba sa akin ang emo?”

276. Boy: Kapag tayo na, sabay nating haharapin ang mga problema.
Girl: Eh wala naman akong problema eh.
Boy: Eh kasi nga hindi pa tayo. Wag kang excited.

277. Sinong pipiliin mo ang magandang nananakit sa iyo o ang pangit na nananakit sa mata mo?

278. Sabi nila, masakit daw kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo. Natawa ako sabi ko, “HahahaJ”

279. Kulangot at tinga nagkita
Kulangot: Oh pare. Musta?
Tinga: Oh pare! Ano ginagawa mo dito?

280. Napag – alaman ko na hindi pala talaga water vapor yung usok na lumalabas sa takore kapag nagpapakulo. Yung usok pala ay kaluluwa ng mga germs.

281. Sa ospital, mag – isa nag fifillup up si lola ng medical record
Lola: Matanong ko na nga iha, ano ba ilalagay dine sa status?
Nurse: Ahm, may asawa po ba kayo lola?
Lola: Meron.
Nurse: Married na lang po ilagay nyo lola.
Lola: Hindi naman kami kasal eh. Flirt flirt lang yun.
Nurse: Hmm. Sige lagay nyo na lang po single.
Lola: Pero nagpa- secret marriage kami dati sa barangay.
Nurse: Ahmm, sige lagay nyo na lang po “it’s complicated."

282. Kapag gwapo o maganda ang kanilang, masyadong mahigpit ang magulang. Kaya naiintindihan ko na kung bakit strict ang parents ko.

283. B: Your eyes are very attractive.
G: Talaga? Binobola mo naman ako eh!
B: It’s true because they are attracting each other.
--Haha. Duling!

284. If love is a game, I demand a rematch.
- banat ng mga bitter

285. I am the best girlfriend in the world. Want to know why? Be mine first.

286. Ina: Kanino kaya nakuha ng anak natin ang kagandahan niya?
Ama: Syempre sa iyo.
Ina: Talaga? Paano mo naman nasabi? (Kilig)
Ama: Wala ng natira sa iyo eh.

287. The best date is with someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart. Joke lang! Iba pa din pag medyo manyak, di ba may thrill?

288. B: Pangit ba ako?
G: Walang ginawang pangit ang Diyos pero iba ata ang gumawa sa’yo.

289. G: Bakit nyo ba kami pinagpapalit sa DOTA?
B: E kasi naman pinagpapalit nyo kami sa koreanovela.
--Hala! May sagot na ang mga loko. Hehe.

290. Juan: Pare, may plano ako.
Pedro: Ako din may plano, pare.
Juan: Talaga pare? Anong plano mo?
Pedro: Makinig sa plano mo.

291. Teacher: Now give me the opposite of this sentence, “Children in the dark make mistakes.”
Juan: Mistakes in the dark make children.

292. The gf texted her bf, “Mahal, punta ka sa bahay. Walang tao.”
Nagmamadaling umalis si bf. Pagdating sa bahay ng gf, katok siya ng katok. Wala ngang tao.

293. Guy1: Pare, kumusta lovelife?
Guy2: Wala, ganun pa rin.
Guy1: Bakit pare? Kayo pa rin?
Guy2: Hindi pare. Ikaw pa rin.

294. Teacher: Sinong nakakakilala kay Jose Rizal?
Tahimik ang buong klase, walang nagtaas ng kamay hanggang sa tumayo si Pedro.
Pedro: Baka ibang section isya, mam.

295. Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo nga yung sweets!
Jinky: Saan honey? Ang lambing mo naman, may pasalubong ka pa sa akin.
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. Ang dilim kaya!

296. Boy1: Pare, anong password mo sa FS?
Boy2: mickeymousedonaldduckminniemouse
B1: O? Bakit ang haba naman?
B2: Ano ka ba?! Kulang pa nga yun eh!
B1: Huh?!
B2: Kasi nga dib a, minimum of four characters?

297. Pag malungkot ka, walang nakikialam. Pag masaya ka, walang nakakapansin. Pero try mong magpabuntis o kaya makabuntis, buong barangay nyo pag- uusapan ka ng bongganng – bonnga.

298. Ang hirap ng course ko. Magshift na lang kaya ako sa Bachelor of Science in Falling in Love major in You?

299. Pedro (sa pulubi): Pare, curious lang ako. Nakakamagkano ka sa isang araw?
Pulubi: 200 pesos po and pinakamababa.
Pedro: Di na rin masama noh? Sa halagang yun, anong nabibili mo?
Pulubi: Madalas po isa lang mocha frap cream beased venti and cinnamon swirl sa Starbucks.

300. Saang lugar parehong kulot ang buhok ng babae at lalaki? Hahaha. Gusto ko yang nasa isip mo. Tama ka! Sa Africa.

Quotes 1501 - 1530

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1501. Reality check: if people know that they have a second chance, they will not be careful with their actions. It is human nature.

1502. It is so damn hard to deal with emotions when I want to touch someone but I can’t. There’s nothing I can do about it. No matter how hard I try to distract myself. No matter how I try to smile and laugh it out it still comes to that point where I find myself alone even in a happy crowd. Hopelessly missing that one person I have been wanting so much.

1503. Avoiding something doesn’t always mean that you hate it. It could also mean that you want it but you just know that it is too complicated.

1504. Never allow yourself to be treated as nothing by another person who you have valued so much. If there is no sense in waiting, then move on. If you feel that you are not valued by the person you like, then let go. Life is about making wise decisions and not about making yourself the foolish one.

1505. What is good about being emotional? It is accepting my own weakness and stop fooling myself pretending that I am strong knowing deep inside, I am bleeding.

1506. The reason why we expect more from others? It is because we would be willing to do that much for them.

1507. It doesn’t matter when I felt love or how I learned to and why did I fall for that person. It is just that I did love. No questions to be asked.

1508. Not all seemingly happy people are happy indeed. Sometimes, when the party is over, some just sit alone and quietly bleed inside.

1509. An inspiring fact to bear in mind: Mathematics may not teach us to inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or to love a friend and forgive an enemy. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

1510. Sometimes, it is better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel because it will only hurt you when you know they can hear you but they can’t understand.

1511. If you intend to love someone, be sure to accept the challenge called changes.

1512. Sometimes, your existence gives hope to a person, your smile maybe a pearl for someone, your presence might be the desire of the one who loves you dearly so value yourself. You exist for a reason.

1513. Don’t exhaust your heart trying to look for the one you think you deserve. Instead, you should save the best part of you for the person who deserves you, someone who came the time you didn’t search.

1514. You can’t forget a person you love so much no matter how much you try to do it. It is impossible unless you learn to love somebody else.

1515. I am not saying that I am in love. I am just saying that lately, he’s all I think about.

1516. If you don’t correct them when they upset you, they will never learn to treat you with respect.

1517. What could be nicer than seeing your loved one smile at you so sweetly for no reason? What could be more flattering than hearing that someone says you look good in whatever you wear? What could be more heartwarming that sharing with that someone an umbrella under the cold rain? It is to hear that someone say, “I have fallen in love with you more that I planned to and now I know for sure that there’s no way I will ever let you go.”

1518. It is a lie to say you have let go of the past. Nobody let go of memories. Each tear is an unforgettable memory. Each smile is an undeniable mark. Each heartbeat is an unerasable soar because really, there is no such thing as forgetting only accepting and changing.

1519. You cannot love and hold yourself back from its full force. Love is about placing that bet, taking the risk and letting go of fear. Love is dangerous for it will always ask you to jump the chasm with your eyes closed with nothing but to trust to break your fall.

1520. Sometimes it is better to be alone, because you are more assured that no one would hurt you.

1521. Is it really that hard to let go of someone? Or is it just really hard because you still hope there's a chance?

1522. It is funny how I never even shared my smile to the guy who was willing to carve the whole world just for me, yet I fell for someone who doesn't even bother to reach for the falling star.

1523. It's impossible to find somebody who will never make you cry. So get the next best thing, find someone who's worth all the pain.

1524. Falling in love is like crossing the street. There's a traffic light that tells you when to go, when to look and when to stop. Tell me, would I be crossing the red light if I FALL in LOVE with YOU?

1525. Why do marriages fail? It's because the bride chose the GROOM, instead of the BEST MAN.

1526. I was not aware that he came only to love me for a while. I was aiming to be with him forever but he is not willing to work it all out. While I was busy planning for us, he was busy planning his life with another person. It hurts too much but all I can do is watch him walk away and that is the end of it. There goes my forever. There goes my life. I know he is gone but holding on to him has become the only way to keep me alive.

1527. I was walking after a painful experience when someone came; he never left me when I needed him most. He stood by me all along. Then after all that has happened, I began to wonder. He did help me forget my sad story and yet he started another one.

1528. We spend our lives telling ourselves that everything happens for a reason when in reality; it is just that we give reasons for everything that happen.

1529. You can’t tell someone you love them and then change your mind. That is not how it works. Once you love someone, you always love them. Don’t you? Isn’t there a part of you who thinks of him/ her for no reason whatsoever? They will always be in the back of your mind and no matter how much you love someone else, you always love him/ her too.

1530. A great love? It is when you shed tear and still you care for him. It is when he ignores you and you still you long for him. It is when he begins to love another and yet you still smile and say I am happy for you.

Quotes 1471 - 1500

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1471. There's no way you can know everything about someone. That's what keeps it interesting. At some point, you just have to learn to trust that person.

1472. It's really hard to decide when you're too tired to hold on, but you're too in love to let go

1473. A wise physician said, "I've been practicing medicine for 40 years, and I have prescribed many medicines. But in the long run, I have learned that for most of what ails humans, the best medicine is Love." "What if it doesn't work?" Someone asked. He smiled and said, "Just double the dose."

1474. I'm ninety-nine percent sure that the person I love doesn't love me back. But just one percent of his love is enough for me to hold on.

1475. When it comes to love, people say that guys can wait forever for the girl they want and girls don't. But that's not true because girls always wait, but guys are always late.

1476. There is a technique in love. We follow the rule "Love one another." and if it doesn't work, just swap the last two words: "Love another one."

1477. One day, the girlfriend asked her boyfriend why he always forgets their anniversary. His reply was short but sweet. "What is one day compared to you being mine every day?

1478. I'm not afraid to try again. I'm just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.

1479. It's nice to know that someone wants to be with me. And it's even nicer to know that the one who wants to be with me is the one I want to be with too.

1480. The best kind of love is doing what's best for someone else even if it hurts.

1481. I want the boy, you know, the one that sings so terribly that it makes you love the song.

1482. To create a puzzle you must first take it apart, make a mess of the pieces,
& try a few wrong fits. For only then can you be certain that the final product is exactly what it should be.

1483. I thought a broken heart was the worst feeling possible, but I was wrong.
Regrets are sitting right before it.

1484. If life was supposed to be easy
I wouldn't be sitting here trying to figure out ways to get you to fall in love with me.

1485. I want to be the place in your heart that you can never let go of.

1486. You're either in love or you're not in love. There is no "I think"; no in between.

1487. It's hard to smile when you know he's not watching.

1488. There isn't always going to be second chances, sometimes it’s now or never.

1489. How do you leave the past behind, when it keeps finding ways to get into your heart?

1490. I like to pretend that everything's all right, because when everybody else thinks you're fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you're not.

1491. People who think dying is the worst thing don't know a thing about life.

1492. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive.

1493. I don't want to close my eyes because you might leave me when I'm not looking. But I'm afraid to keep them open because I couldn't stand to watch you walk away.

1494. We never really move on, all you can do is find someone else to think about.
1495. My grandma once said: Never depend on a man because the minute he leaves you, you're left with nothing.

1496. Don't give up on love because there is always someone who loves you, even if it's not the person you were hoping for.

1497. For every girl with a broken heart, there's always a boy with a glue gun.

1498. Always remember that the pain of holding on is greater than the pain of letting go.

1499. It's funny how you never know when it will be the best day of your life.

1500. People say high school is about getting an education and getting into a good college to succeed in life. Well, to me, high school is about making memories and good times that will last forever.

Quotes 1441 - 1470

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1441. Waiting is the most important thing that we can do for the one we love. But it proves me one thing: as it goes, it can also change your mind.

1442. It is a lot easier to say that I don’t love him anymore that to explain all the reasons why I still do.

1443. Moving on? That is very easy. Just close your eyes, sleep and wish not to wake up anymore.

1444. Why do girls cry when relationship ends? Aren’t they the one being courted? Meaning, they were loved first but the sad part is when they fall, they fall so deep. They love more than men can love them. They give more than men can give them. Men are dying to be with them during courtship but girls would die just to keep and be with them in the relationship. Now you know why tear fall even if they don’t deserve to.

1445. Infatuation can only hold the mind for a maximum of four months. If it exceeds that point then you are already in love.

1446. The best date is with someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart.

1447. No one falls in love by choice, it is by chance. No one stays in love by chance, it is by effort. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by choice.

1448. Whenever someone judges you by your actions, rubs in your negativities and tries to make you hate yourself remember that you are above anyone else in this world, know yourself the pest. People don’t tell you who you are, you tell them.

1449. If love becomes painful them it is time to let that love go and save yourself. You got to keep this in mind; you will be able to find new love but never another self.

1450. If he will ask me to share my earphones with him, I will play his favorite song over and over again because maybe, just maybe, it would make him want to stay.

1451. The scariest part in being loved by someone is the uncertainty that they may stop anytime.

1452. It is fun being a strong person. You feel invincible like you can face anything that comes your way. But you know what sucks being one? Actually, it is really a damn thing because when people know that you are strong, they think that it is okay to hurt you, over and over again.

1453. Quote for alcoholics: A big hangover lasts only a day but the funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarrassing drunken memories will last forever.

1454. Do you know what’s hard about being too strong? Nobody might care to ask if you are hurt.

1455. It is funny how other people are willing to do lots of brave things just for you yet you still choose someone who can’t even offer you half of what others could.

1456. Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess because the queen protects the king, just like in the game of chess.

1457. My life’s worst scenario is when people assume that they know me even without trying to get to know me and they judge me from my actions without knowing the reason behind it.

1458. Sometimes you wish to close your eyes and to never wake up forever. The world maybe harsh at times but have you ever realized that there is someone who wishes to wake up every day just to have the chance to see you.

1459. You know what’s sweet? It is when you are mad then he smiles at you and suddenly you feel fine.

1460. Deep Vein Thrombosis: a disorder caused by being in a fixed position for a long time. One way of telling us how important moving on is.

1461. Let go of the things that can no longer be fixed. If you force to try to put them back, things will only get worse. Holding on is being brave, but sometimes moving on makes you even tougher.

1462. Sometimes it boggles my mind why people fall in love. Then say goodbye. Why can't they be forever when at first they can never seem to part?

1463. I've realized one thing about life; you can never escape pain. But at least you can choose between two kinds of pain: the pain of commitment or the pain of regret.

1464. What does the heart do when it takes so much pain? Does it bleed? Or does it numb itself? Honestly, I don't think it would ever understand the word "enough."

1465. What's good about saying nothing is that you lessen the tendency to hurt others. The bad things is, you never really realize how keeping quiet hurts you.

1466. Sometimes you have to pretend that you're happy and fine. Until you realize that your pretension has become your strength to move on.

1467. When you're wounded by love disinfect it with alcohol to prevent complications and infection. Alcohol has a numbing effect that will decrease pain. That's why most people result to drinking when broken.

1468. A hidden feeling in someone's heart is exactly the opposite of what his/her brain wants to imply. Simply, the more you keep it, the more it is seen.

1469. Listen to your elders' advice. Not because they are always right but because they have more experiences of being wrong.

1470. Love isn't quantifiable. You can't love one person a little and love someone else a lot. It's either you do love someone or you don't.

Jokes 241 - 270

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241. Ano raw sinasabi ng ipis sa mga taong humahampas sa kanya ng tsinelas? “Wow! Kung mamalo ka parang anak mo ko ah!”

242. “You may have Chemistry with her but you have history with me.”
- banat ng isang bitter at palabang ex
243. “Hindi ka nababagay ditto! Dun ka nababagay sa mga taong palara! Sa mga taong nakahiga sa salapi!”
- Robin Padilla

“Witchi ikiz najojogay ditrak! De engklachu ikiz nabobrogay sa mga broong sholara! Sa mga broong naka jigaztra sa julapi!”
- Rustom Padilla

244. I mixed vodka and water, I got drunk. I miexed gin and water, I got drunk. I mixed beer and water, I still got drunk. With those I campe up with a conclusion: Bad ang water

245. Sabi ng sosyal na ipis kay Pedro, “Wag mo ako hahampasin ng magasin!” Sabi ni Pedro, “Bakit hindi?” Sumagot si ipis, “Because only Havaianas touches my skin, who touches yours?”

246. Lasing may nakitang babae…
Lasing: Miss ang panget mo!
Babae: Kapal ng mukha mo! Ikaw naman, lasenggo!
Lasing: Haler?! Bukas din a ako lasing pero ikaw bukas pangit pa rin.

247. Kapag may kudeta sa Pilipinas…
American: We fully support the administration.
Aussie: We will send troops to the Philippines.
Chinese: We are ready to help end the political crisis.
Japanese: We condemn any unconstitutional grab of power.
Pinoy: May pasok ba?:))

248. Caloy: Tay, nagtatanong titser namin kung ano daw po ang trabaho nyo.
Tatay: Sabihin mo CARPENTER anak.
Caloy: Ano po yung CARPENTER Tay?
Tatay: Tagapinta ng kotse.

249. Kahit hindi man ganun kasarap ang buhay, habang buhay naman akong masarap.

250. Some of us have been thorugh losts of tests and I know most of us copied.

251. Ginusto mo rin naman ako di ba? Bakita ngayon nahihirapan ka sakin? Ganun ba ako kaistorbo sa paningin mo?
- Bangs

252. “Huwag masyadong ipakita ang kaseksihan o pagiging hot dahil nakakadagdag lang ito sa init ng panahon. Help save the world from global warming, okay?

253. Dad: Gabi na! Bakit ngayon ka lang umuwi?
Anak: dad, not now. I am tired. Dami projects, dami events sa school. Nag- meeting pa kami with dean.
Dad: Magtigil ka junior! Kinder ka pa lang!

254. Tatay: Anak, bakla ka ba?
Anak: Opo.
*Sabay lubog ng mukha ng anak sa harina*
T: Ano? Ngayon lalaki ka na ba?
A: Geisha na po.
*Nagalit ang tatay sabay nilubog ang mukha ng anak sa balding puno ng tuibg*
T: Hgayon ano ka na?! Sagot!
A: Dyesebel na po.
*Nagalit lalo ang tatay kaya pinaso niya ito ng plantsa hanggang sa siya’y nangitim*
T: Punyeta ka! Ano ka na ngayon?
A: Ako na po si Beyonce

255. Kapag bilugan ang mukha mo, wag ka masyado mag- ngingiti. Baka mapagkamalan kang YAHOO MESSENGER.

256. Kung gagawa ka ng isang bagay na di pa naiimbento, ano yun? Ako? Gagawa ako ng…
Redhorse capsule 500mg, isang tableta lang, sapul agad! Ito ang tama.
ALSO AVAILABLE:
Redhorse syrup, for babies 6- 12 months.
Redhorse litro pack, natitimplang redhorse.
Redhorse candy, para kahit may pasok.

257. Noon, maraming babae ang hindi maganda. Ngayon, maraming maganda ang hindi naman babae.

258. I was walking down an alley ng may biglang sumigaw, “HOY GANDA!” Nagalit ako saka ko sinapak at sinabing, “Wag na wag mo akong tatawaging HOY!”

259. Kung naiirita ka na sa saleslady na ang laging tanong lang ay, "Ano pong hanap nyo?" Sagutin mo ng, "Kapayapaan at pagkakaisa." Tiyak mawiwindang yun!

260. GF: Baby, marunong ka magdota, di ba?
BF: Yup baby. Bakit?
GF: Pwede mo ba ko turuan?
BF: Sige ba. Bakit mo gusto matuto?
GF: Para malaman mo ang feeling ng pinagpapalit ka sa dota. 

261. Mga Pagbabago:
Noon, pag maganda ligawan mo na agad. Ngayon, pag maganda, titigan mo muna ng mabuti baka bakla.
- Bebe Gandanghari
Noon, konti lang ang lalaking gwapo. Ngayon, konting gwapo na lang ang tunay na lalaki.
- Piolo and Sam
Noon, pag gwapo babaero. Ngayon, pati mga panget babaero na rin.
- Manny Pacquiao

262. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon. Tipid pa sa almusal.

263. Imagine life without girls:
- phones silent
- malls empty
- no valentine
- no cosmetics
- no flowers
-no noise
-at mamamatay sa tuwa ang mga bakla

264. Being a college student is fun and easy! As easy as taking a stroll in the park, the JURASSIC park.

265. B: Do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero?
G: Ano yun?
B: Infinity!
G: Ganun? E lam mo bang ang love ko sayo at parang limit of a function of x as x approaches ‘a’ if the function og x is equal to ‘c’ if x is greater that ‘a’ and is equal to ‘d’ if x is less that or equal to ‘a’?
B: Ano naman yun?
G: it doesn’t exist

266. Student’s slogan:
Kung hindi kayang ilagay sa maliit na utak, ilagay sa maliit na papel.

267. What is love?
Mathematician: Love = 1/0
- undefined
Physicist: Love is the force of attraction between two hearts.
Biologist: Love is produced by the hypothalamus.
Chemist: Love is the saturated solution of feelings.
Philosopher: Love is consupiscience to rationality.
Programmer: Love is a bug of everything.
Meteorologist: Love is the rain, binds together earth and sky.
Emo: Love is hatred.
Writer: Love is the persfect word for similes and metaphors.
Noli de Castro: Pag- ibig ba kabayan? Murang pabahay.

268. Pag nagmahal ka ng may course na:
Fine Arts – drawing lagi ang sinasabi
Accountancy – kuripot
Psychology – may saltik
Criminology – bantay sarado ka
I.T. – bobolahin ka sa internet
Education – tuturuan ka ng kung anu – ano
Masscom – puro pacute
Law – sinungaling
Nursing – maalaga, mapagmahal, understanding, saya kasama, mabango, neat, matalino at most of all magaling sa kama. Bed making di ba? May bed bath pa nga e.

269. Simple lang ang gusto ko. Ang gusto ko, yun ang masusunod.

270. Minsan, naiisip ko wag na lang magmahal para hindi ako masaktan. Pero, anong magagawa ko? Pwede bay un? Alangan namang biguin ko ang sandamakmak na nahuhumaling sa akin, di ba?

Tagalog Quotes 181 - 210

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181. Imagine your life pag wala ako. Walang malambing, walang makulit, walang nagbabawal, walang nanggugulo. Okay yun di ba? But at one point, masaya ka ba na walang VEA sa buhay mo?

182. Wag ka ng mag- isip at bigyan ng dahilan ang isip para isipin siya. Masaya ang buhay kaya mabuhay ka ng masaya.

183. Kahit anong bagal ng paglakad ko, kung hindi naman niya ako gustong habulin, hindi talaga niya ako maaabutan, kahit na mag- stop over pa ako.

184. Sa college:
> kanya – kanyang diskarte
> di uso ang section
> di uso ang good moral
> walang masyadong guidance
> walang principal’s office
> sa quiz, di uso one whole, yellow pad ang in
Pero alam mo kung ano ang pinakamasarap sa pagiging college na wala sa elementary at highschool? Hindi uso ang cleaners.

185. Mahirap magtago ng sikreto lalo na kunga ng sikretong tinatago mo ay ang mismong bagay na gusto mong ipagsigawan sas mundo.

186. Ang pag- ibig ay hindi hinihintay. Hindi hinahanap. At mas lalong hindi kusang dumarating. Ito pala ay dapat inaagaw.

187. Girl: Anong mas pipiliin mo, dota o ako?
Boy: Dota.
G: Bakit?
B: Ang dota kasi pwedeng laruin pero ikaw hindi kasi masyado kitang mahal para paglaruan at saktan.

188. Hirap umasa sa hindi mo alam kung ano ka bas a kanya. Hindi mo alam kung san ka dapat lumugar. Hirap magdesisyon kasi minsan akala mo mahal ka niya pero ang totoo, pinasasaya ka lang niya kasi alam niyang mahal mo siya.

189. Pag tinanong ka ng iba, “Marami namang iba diyan, bakit siya pa?” Eto isagot mo sa kanila, “Kung nauuhaw ka, iinumin mo ba ang dagat dahil tubig din yun?”

190. Never trust words of love whispered at a beach, under the moon or any romantic and beautiful place or ideal momen. Kalokohan yun. Pero kapag na- flat ang gulong ng sasakyan, mainit na mainit ang araw, masakit ang ulo ninyo, nagkakainisan na kayo at sinabi niyang mahal ka niya, dun ka maniwala. In short, you will know that true love works with someone if they still love the other person even at the worst times of their lives.

191. Sabi nila, it is not the students fault if they fail in their subjects. Why? It is because the year has 365 days and when you take this into consideration:
Sundays and rest days = 52/ year
Days left: 313
Summer= 50 days, mahirap mag- aral kapag mainit
Days left: 263
Sleep, kelangan 8 hours araw araw = 130 days
Days left: 141
Relaxation, kelangan 1hr/ day sabi nila good for health = 15 days
Days left: 126
Food, 3 meals/ snacktime 2 hours estimate, dapat chew properly = 30 days
Days left: 96
Chitchat, “as a social animal” sabihin ng 1hr/day ay nakikipagchikahan = 15 days
Days left: 81
Exams = mga 35 days
Days left: 46
Fiestas/ Holidays for rally = 37
Days left: 9
Illness, nagkakasakit ka rin naman minsan let us say 4 days a year
Days left: 5
Orgs, syempre may orgs act pa, 4 days para dun
Days left: 1
One day left and that day is your birthday. How can you study on that day?
Day left: 0! Wala! None!
Saan mo ngayon isisingit ang pag- aaral?

192. Isang repleksyon:
“Kung sa mundong ito, normal at tama lang patayin ang mga taong ayaw mo. Sa tingin mo ba, buhay ka pa hanggang ngayon?”

193. Di ko sinsadyang mapalapit sa’yo. Nagising akong di ko na kayang wala ka. Hindi ko alam kung bakit. Basta ang alam ko, parte ka na ng buhay ko kapag wala ka, kulang ako.

193. Progress notes ng isang malanding nurse:
- receive patient conscious, coherent and handsome with great smile, nice eyes at super hotness lever
- GSH (great sense of humor) assessed
- THB (totally hot body) inspected
- friendster checked and recorded
- (+) sign of intelligence and wealth
- (-) sign of boastfulness
- conversation rendered
- encouraged flirting
- needs very much attended
- due cellphone number given
- TLC (tender lovin care) rendered
- endorsed to best friend

194. Ang tunay na kaibigan ay katulad ni Doraemon. Kapag humiling ka, tatanggi sa una. Pero hindi ka din matitiis. Sasamahan ka din sa mga kalokohan mo. Sasakay din sa mga kagustuhan mo. Pero sa banding huli, tuturuan ka pa rin ng leksiyon para malaman mo kung ano ang tama.

195. Minsan kelangan mo din makalimot para ikaw naman ang maalala.

196. Sa buhay, hindi mahalaga kung anong meron ka at kung anong narrating mo. Ang mahalaga ay may alak na mura, may tunay na tropa at may jowa kang pwedeng irampa.

197. Pwedeng lahat ng taong darating sayo, marunong umunawa, magpahalaga at matutunan kang mahalin. Sa maga yun, piliin mo yung hindi marunong magsawa kasi lahat marunong magmahal pero hindi lahat nagtatagal.

198. Ang pag – ibig ay parang ulan. Kung kelan hindi ka handa tska naman bubuhos. Kahit naong tago mo, mababasa ka. Ang masaklap pa kung kelan nag- eenjoy ka na tsaka titila at mawawala.

199. If your crush keeps staring at you and you can’t help but notice, just tell him/ her this: “Kalma lang. Makikita mo pa ako bukas.”

200. Symptoms of certified single:
- palagi nasa bahay
- panalo ang social life
- hayop sa tulog
- gadget addict
- gm ng gm ng quotes
- palagi bagong hair cut
- tumataba
- porma to the max
- mukhang happy kahit hindi

Symptoms of certified taken:
- walang pera
- mukhang laspag
- kuripot
- blooming para hindi iwan
- walang social life kundi jowa niya
- may simcard siyang sun
- palaging wala sa bahay
- boring kausap
201. Sabi nila, “Enough na!” Sabi nila, “Move on na!” Sabi nila, “Bitawan mo na.” Alam mo ang sabi ko? Simple lang naman, “Paano kung bukas mahal na niya ako, sayang naman di ba?”

202. Nung iniwan mo ako pinilit kong kalimutan ka pero kapag nag- iisa ako ikaw pa din nasa isip ko. Nagkulang ba ako para iwan mo? O napasobra pa ang pagmamahal ko para pagsawaan mo?

203. Ang buhay daw ay parang pelikula. Pero bakit ganun? Sa pelikula ko, siya ang bida. Sa pelikula niya, nahagip lang ako ng camera.

204. Tatlong college students, nagpagalingan kung paano nila mapapasagot and isang girl…
Engineering student: Igagawa kita ng malaki at matibay na bahay basta bas a pagpasok mo, handa ka na din maging bahagi ng buhay ko.
Nursing student: I will take care of you for the rest of our life basta ba forever ka ng naka- confine sa puso ko.
Law student: Simple lang ang sasabihin ko. Oo o hindi lang ang sagot, pumapayag ka ba magpakulong sa mundo ko sa kasong pagnanakaw ng puso ko?

205. Klase ng mga manginginom:
Point guard – mahilig magpass ng tagay
The transporter – palipat – lipat ng pwesto, iwas tagay
The martyr – nagpapanggap na kaya pa kahit senglot na
Kid senti – dami naaalala kapag nakainom na
The fugitive – maglalahong parang bula
Kung fu – kung fumulutan malupit, tirador ng pulutan, ginagawang picnic
The chosen one – official runner sa tindahan, bili ng yosi, yelo, alak
Spiderman – gumagapang na sa daan pag- uwi kalasingan

206. Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo kung hindi ka nakikipaglandian sa iba.

207. Ang lalaki nadaling mahalin kapag pogi, galnte o may kotse. Ang hindi nila alam, mas masarap nahalin ang lalaking walang maipagmamalaki kundi ikaw.

208. Naaalala mo ba yung taong minahal mo? Minahal mo pero sinaktan ka. Galit nag alit ka at ayaw mo na siya makita. Hmm. If I know, pag nakita mo siya, pa- cute ka pa rin.

209. Harapin mo lang yung mga bagay na akala mo hindi mo kaya. Parehas lang yun eh. Kahit bukas o ngayon, yun pa rin yun.

210. 12 midnight:
(Boy was drunk and calls his special friend.)
B: Hello! Anong ginagawa mo?
G: Tulog na, gabi na kaya.
B: Hindi mo man lang hinintay tawag ko?
G: Hindi eh.
B: Namiss mo ba ako?
G: At bakit kita mamimiss?
B: Kunwari ka pa, mahal mo lang din naman ako eh.
G: Ganun? Matulog ka na. Antok na din ako.
(Pagbaba ng phone.)
G: Hay, sana lagi na lang siyang lasing para ako ang mahal niya.
B: Hay, sana habang buhay na lang akong malasing para magka – lakas loob akong masabing mahal ko siya.

Quotes 1411 - 1430

2009-04-19T10:56:00.000+08:00

1411. Meeting him was fate. Being close with him was by choice. But I am sorry because falling in love with him was beyond my control.

1412. I was thinking just now about the kind of person I want to be with for the rest of my life. I want someone who can hear me out despite my silence, who can see me beyond all those masks of smiles and laughter and who would understand me even at my worst. Someone who would make me feel that I am too special and therefore worthy to be loved. And lastly, I want someone who won’t get tired of showing me that I am the very reason why he exists.

1413. Sometimes you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking what hell happened.

1414. Everyday, I wish for someone whom I could love and who will love me in return. Today, I think o am going to wish for something else. It is the maturity to realize that if he wouldn’t come, I would be just fine.

1415. There will be times when you will love someone so much that even the simplest gesture is enough to convince you and make you stay in love.

1416. God has added one more day in your life no because you need it but maybe because someone else needs you out there.

1417. Forgetting the feeling you have for someone is one of the things that could never be easy. After a long time of loving, here you are now trying to forget but still loving in silence.

1418. You saw your past love smiled at you then you suddenly felt something strange. It doesn’t necessarily mean that the love is still alive. Guess what? Missing someone is far different from loving the person still.

1419. It’s overused. It’s a cliché. It’s corny. It’s just a line. It’s illogical. It’s troublesome. It’s always too abrupt. It’s never on cue. It’s difficult to say. It will be held against you. It’s too bold. It’s often quite pathetic. It’s amazing how, after everything, I love you still works.

1420. Three simple rules:
- If you don’t go after what you want, you will never have it.
- If you don’t ask, the answer will always be a no
- If you don’t step forward, you will always be on the same place.

1421. There are two things that you could do upon a dead end sign: make a u- turn and play safe or go beyond and explore the other side. Sometimes, undone things are more regrettable than those you have committed because at least, you have known what it yield rather than forever wondering what could have been.

1422. I always get disappointed whenever I open another message because it wasn’t from him.

1423. You can always crave for anyone but there will always be that special someone that is enough for you to forget the rest.

1424. Sometimes words aren’t enough to make someone feel that we care for them. Sometimes it needs a little more effort to convince them that we are still here.

1425. Get close enough to have fun. But don’t get attached enough to get hurt.

1426. Men say women always have paranoia attacks. But I say women’s instincts never fail.

1427. I can say I am over him a million times and more. I can stand to laugh as if there’s no tomorrow. I can practically curse him anytime together with his newest girl. But once his around, I don’t know and I can’t explain why my heart beats so fast that I could hardly gasp making me want to fall into his arms once again. After everything that he put me through, he still owns the biggest part of me and the sad part is that I can do nothing about it.

1428. Sometimes, people just stop wanting to be with you, plain and simple. It happens. And it is always best to leave it at that. It is always best to just let it all go.

1429. If that boy doesn’t love you now, he will never ever love you.

1430. We are all pretty much the same when it comes to love. We attract, we like then we fall. We suffer love’s inconveniences and enjoy our emotional fulfillment. We get out hearts broken but the lucky ones have their happy ending. Love is love. There is no theory or calculation or scientific reasoning to explain why we experience it. Leave it at that. We are human and it is the best damn thing we have got.

1431. You know what is ironically stupid about guys? They can fall in love with their girl best friends and stay with them even though they know that the girl doesn’t love them, act as if it is still friendship they want when in fact it is not. But when it is the girl who falls for them and they don’t feel the same, they shy away, avoid the girl and in the long run, ruin the friendship.

1432. They love you but they are not your lover. They care for you but they are not from your family. They are ready to share your pain but they are not in your blood relation. They are friends. A true friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother and finally loves you more than a lover.

1433. Do you know what is hard about being strong? It is when nobody cares to ask if you are hurt.

1434. Men naturally possess the heart of a superhero. So when a guy does a thoughtful and heroic deed for oyu, don’t think they like you. They just function according to their nature. “He is just being nice.”

1435. If love can make us happy, why does it need to make us feel pain and make us cry?
1436. Don’t let someone miss you so much because you might never know how much you are giving them reasons to forget you.

1437. You won’t know how much someone cares for you until you realize they don’t care anymore.

1438. One very hard thing in life is when you know in your heart that you love the person but you run out of reasons to fight for what you feel.

1439. You can always crave for anyone but there will always be that special someone that is enough for you to forget the rest.

1440. I know that he can’t let go of me but it doesn’t mean that he loves me because I can feel that he just can’t because he knows that I am always there when he needed me.

Quotes 1381 -1410

2009-04-19T10:49:00.000+08:00

1381. Boys are like toilets. They are vacant, occupied, out of order or full of shit. That is why it’s called BOYLET: BOY + TOILET!

1382. In life, we must learn to say I am sorry, I love you, thank you and good bye. It might not be easy but we can also say you are welcome, please stay or even stop. It would just be a matter of choice; choice of words, time and person. So be honest, listen and say what is in your heart.

1383. AS I dance, I feel tired. It only means I gave my best. Just like in love, when you feel tired of loving, it only means you gave your best.

1384. Perfect is not when compatible persons are together. It is when you are both opposite and yet in that way, you both complete each other.

1385. Life gives you lost of chances to screw up yet it also means you have just as many chances to get it right.

1386. An old man was once asked, “Which is important, to love someone or to beloved?” The old man replied, “Which is important to the bird, the left wing or the right wing?”

1387. If you keep focusing on what you have left behind, you will never see what lies ahead.

1388. Falling in love with him is something I hadn’t expected but being in love with him is something I couldn’t stop even if I tried.

1389. I am not going to let anyone get near me and break my heart again.

1390. Something to think about:
Love the sun for it warms your body yet love the rain for it cools your head. Love the light, it shows you the way yet love darkness for it shows you the stars. Welcome happiness for it enlarges your heart yet endure sadness for it opens your soul.
Lesson: Be grateful for everything. Just enjoy every moment for none of it will happen the same way again.

1391. A person is really special of he/she could bring out the sweetness in you no matter how unexpressive you are.

1392. Being hurt is something you can’t stop from happening but being miserable is always your choice.

1393. People can hide all things except three. One, that they are drunk. Two, that they are in love. And last, that they have fallen out of love.

1394. When you have been very much in love with someone, you can’t really be friends after it falls apart because it hurts to see each other and recall that you both did your best but still, it didn’t last.

1395. Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is the way to avoid many problems.

1396. Love isn’t just about two people holding each other and never letting go. It is more about two people who knows what they have with or without commitment.

1397. I have this theory that the more important and intimate the emotion, the fewer words are required to express it. For instance, in dating:
- Will you go out with me? (6 words)
- I think I care for you. (5 words)
- You matter to me. (4 words)
- I love you! (3 words)
- Marry me. (2 words)
So what’s left? What’s the most important and intimate word you can ever say to somebody? It is GOODBYE.
- J. Michael Straczynski

1398. The hardest one to get over with is the one you never had.

1399. The only one that deserves you is the one who will stick by your side no matter how much you mess up and the one who will give forgive you mistake after mistake.

1400. We hate love for one simple reason: the more we deny it, the more it makes us fall.

1401. One night I talked to my heart. “Do you hate me?” I asked. My heart said, “No, why are you asking me that?” “Because you are always hurting me” I said. Then my heart asked me, “Me? Did I hurt you? How?” Then tears fell from my eyes, “because you always make me fall for the wrong one.”

1402. I fell so hard for him. I did love him more than anyone else. And now, I want him to stay away from me.

1403. You want to know what is really hard? It is when you want to express what you feel but all you can do is shut up.

1404. It is so hard to be stranded by a love story especially when you are currently feeling the near end but the story isn’t ending. Much confusing is today he loves you. Tomorrow, he doesn’t care. Tonight, you are special. The next day you are nothing.

1405. Tears are one of the most meaningful liquids. Want to know why? It is because out of the many liquids in the world, only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.

1406. Don’t look for a sign. Your heart is the only beat you should listen to.

1407. A rule that should exist:
If a girl likes a guy, he should like her back.

1408. Do you why a previous relationship is called EX? Others say that it’s because it is the term for the past. But for me? Ex is short for expired.

1409. Love is like a lost object. If you search too hard, you won’t find it. But if you just forget about it momentarily, it will show up in the most unexpected.

1410. A little boy was asked what love is. He gave a short but meaningful answer, “It is the loneliness of one, happiness of two and quarrel of three.”

Quotes 1351 - 1380

2009-04-19T10:48:00.001+08:00

1351. Why do tears came rushing when you are hurting so much? It is because it’s the only way how your eyes speak when your mouth can’t explain how things made your heart broken.

1352. Do you know what is wrong with sorry? It gives people the wrong idea that any mistake can be solved by a single word.

1353. The problem with life is that unlike movies, it doesn’t have any background music making it hard for to know what we are supposed to feel.

1354. Should you be bitter because he/she already found someone new? Or because you still haven’t found someone else?

1355. It feels good not being committed in a relationship. No crying moments. No mind- bugging quarrels. No partner to think about. But it feels better when you have someone taking care of you. Thinking about you, honestly, sweetly, faithfully and securely loving you. I miss no one. I just miss the feeling of being taken cared by a special someone.

1356. One of the saddest parts of life is keeping yourself busy and pushing yourself to the limit all day. And when you get home, lying in bed, you will discover that after all you have done to forget. You are still in that very same position you are trying to forget.

1357. Most of the time, they say that you are fortunate if there is someone beside you, holding your hands, kissing you, hugging you and loving you. But not all people in a relationship are happy. Behind those displays of affection are pain, tears, blame and fears, coldness, loneliness and confusions, depressions. Singles are luckier. They have only themselves to worry about. Less expense, less stress, less mess.

1358. It is not about having a perfect relationship but its finding someone who matches you and you will go through everything without giving up.

1359. No matter how many coins you throw into a fountain or the number of fingers you crossed, if it’s not meant to be, it simply won’t happen.

1360. Last night, I tried to get some sleep after a long tiring day. Thirty minutes had passed and yet I haven’t found myself asleep. One hour, two hours still no trace of solemnity had gone through me. Know why? Because I was simply waiting for one single text from the person I never thought I would fall in love with.

1361. A heart break isn’t always loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes it can be as quiet as a feather falling. And the most painful thing is that no one really hears it except you.

1362. Sometimes, we want to say to a certain person, “You suck. You are an insensitive, inconsiderate, selfish, cruel, thoughtless meanie who doesn’t deserve to be cared for by a person like me. I wish you could just disappear so you couldn’t hurt me.” But when we open our mouths to say it, it comes out a little softer like, “I love you.”

1363. Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at you. Live life so well tat even death loves to see you. Fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat.

1364. The saddest thing that can happen is when one falls in love while the other wants nothing more than friendship. Love can sometimes be magic but sometimes, magic can be an illusion.

1365. In our world of wrong choices, someday, someone will come into your world that will make you say, “This time, I got it right.”

1366. It is better to make other feel special that to expect that you are special to someone.

1367. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.

1368. People keep on saying that you should always follow your heart. But when your heart gets broken into pieces, which piece should you follow?

1369. There are things that you don’t want to think of but you can’t even forget. There are things that you don’t want to continue but you are afraid to end. It is just that you don’t want to expect anything but you are still waiting.

1370. How I wish Cupid could also promise just like what Starbucks does, “Your drink should be perfect every time. If not, let us know and we’ll make it right.”

1371. I just want to feel loved, that I am special, that I am not worth losing. I wanted to find and fight for someone who will never let go of me again.

1372. I will never hate someone for not loving me. I will never hate seeing him with the person he loves because I know he is happy. But I could I hate it when he is making me fall even more when I am trying to let go.

1373. You can hide the pain you feel and make others think that you can move on. But you can never deny the truth that the person you failed and hurt is still the same person you wish to love.

1374. I am not a perfect lover. I say what’s on my mind. I start fights. I get jealous and sometimes I don’t want to understand things to avoid pain. I am demanding. I am childish. I am moody. But there are three things that I love about me. I am faithful, sweet and when I chose him, it is only him.

1375. If he/she is the first person you think of when you wake up in the morning or before sleeping at night, then he/she must be a little bit more than just a friend.

1376. If the jeepney won’t move then start walking. Non sense? Here is the sense, if you think your relationship is not going anywhere then leave, move forward. There is no sense in getting stuck somewhere when there’s someone else waiting for you on the other side.

1377. When the person you trust and love suddenly turns his back at you, remember to rate your capabilities first before you start burying yourself six feet under him. Do you really need him? Is he worth your crown? Or it is the other way around? Better get a prince charming dear before you get stuck to plain charmer.

1378. The real essence of saying the truth is not for them to believe you. It is for them to realize that you don’t have time to lie.

1379. It is not destiny that determines love. It is choice. Our so – called destiny is a lie. Relationships last long not because they are destined to last long. Relationships last long because two brave persons made a choice to keep it, to fight for it and to work for it. Meanwhile, other relationships fail not because they are destined to fail. They failed because one of the two or both made a choice to give up.

1380. I guess everything’s a choice. Things depend in how you want it to be.

Quotes 1321 - 1350

2009-03-22T14:07:00.001+08:00

1321. Friendship, for some, is a good start. A good foundation, the beginning of something new. Too bad for some people as well because it is also a borderline, a limitation.

1322. Love leaves a memory that no can steal. But sometime, it leaves a heartache that no one can heal.

1323. Too much togetherness can be the reason for break – ups. Spending time part gives you new stories to share and helps you grow as a person. When you see each other little less, you value your time together more.

1324. Yes, sadness is temporary. But what hurts is, it attacks frequently.

1325. There’s nothing wrong in showing you care for someone. What’s wrong is expecting him/her to do the same.

1326. Sometimes, it is not the possibility of rejection that frightens us; it is the thought of not knowing what happens next once you both find out that you feel the same way.

1327. Love is when you walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen you pencil just to see him/her and then you realize that you are holding a ball pen.

1328. What is the best revenge you could ever do to the one who broke your heart? Nothing just let that person see that you are happy without him.

1329. When you are stuck loving someone, no matter how hard you try to forget that person. It is just not enough. Sometimes, all we can do is stay away. And it does help a bit, but just for a while because when that person shows you even the smallest gestures of affection, all your efforts of moving on go down the drain. And you are left alone again with nothing else to say but, “Damn! I just fell for that again.”

1330. Find someone whom you could share thoughts with of endless limits, who knows how to pacify you when you are mad, who lets you laugh like a kid, who goes out of his way just to console you when you are down, who makes you shine with other people around, who looks at you lovingly even when everything good in you is gone.

1331. Not everyone loves you but in this life no matter how difficult, how tiring, how embracing or irritating you are, there will always be someone whose willing to learn who to love you just to have you.

1332. The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you, it is when you don’t understand yourself.

1333. What is the hardest thing to do in a forbidden love? It is saying no even if it meant yes.

1334. Why do I call you a friend? It is because senseless thought turn sensible conversations? Is it because frowns become laughter no matter how painful problem gets? Those are just few of the many reasons. The best I think is that we may not be living in the same world, may not experience the same life and may not share the same memories but we are still the same.

1335. No matter how wasted you think you are, there will always be someone who will love you because you are not like anyone else.

1335. Every choice you make and everything you do you are bound to disappoint somebody. All you can do is to make sure that you don’t disappoint the wrong people.

1336. According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split tem into twp separate parts, considering them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. Have you found yours?

1337. Isn’t it sad when you are so much in love right now but you can’t freely let it out? And you are so damn scared to show it because of one reason? It is complicated.

1338. There comes a time when we feel we found the perfect person for us but oftentimes the situation isn’t easy. The hardest part is not letting go of the feeling but trying to live without that certain piece that could have completed us, that no matter how many relationships we’ll have, no one can replace that special person we’ll forever dream of.

1339. One sweet thing that a friend can offer is to make you laugh even though you refuse to smile.

1340. Some things are hard to replace when they are gone. But fortunately, some things don’t need to be replaced.

1341. Losing the one you love hurts. Some people say you will her over that person easily. But it really isn’t easy especially when that person you love was the only love you ever wanted.

1342. Love is a big sacrifice isn’t it? You try to forgive and forget but you still give it a try. You are hurt but you still continue to love. You were betrayed but you still hope. And the next big hit? You have been left but you still wait.

1343. As quoted from a well- respected psychotherapist, “the harder you try to forget someone, the more you think about him/her unconsciously.”

1344. When is it good to be a quitter? Sometimes, the best way to move ahead in life is to admit that you have had enough. That sometimes, giving up something can bring a sense of relief and ease, just like stepping out of an old pair of pants that no longer fits.

1345. Don’t you hate it when you cry over the things you can’t have? When you were a little girl, it was that a special toy. Now? It is that special boy.

1346. A perfect partner in life is someone you can be with and talk about anything without even realizing that the day was over. Someone who will always listen and feel twice the joy or pain you are going through. When you start to feel that connection, never let it go because there is no more to companionship than to love. Because in the end, when all else fails and are consumed, you will always hold on to the times when you don’t even need to hear the words “I love you.”

1347. Sometimes you make choices you don’t necessarily like because you think that is want people need from you or because you figure you just can’t handle responsibilities anymore and then you regret it.

1348. It’s just something that happens as we age up. We realize that it’s not important to have many friends at all. What is important is to have real ones.

1349. The one who really loves you is not the one who makes you laugh whenever you are sad. It is when that person sees you are smiling yet he/she knows when you are just totally faking.

1350. The saddest love is to love someone – to know that he loves me too but circumstances don’t let me be with him.

Quotes 1291 - 1320

2009-03-22T14:03:00.001+08:00

1291. Maybe people need to be numb sometimes. It is like a defibrillator that shocks the heart to stop it for a while, to give it a chance to beat again. Alone, on its own.

1292. Sometimes, I doubt the existence of the one. They say there’s always the right one for you, the one you’ll grow old with, the one who’ll walk you home in the rain - the right one. It made me wonder, if there is a right one, why do all the wrong ones feel so right?

1293. One of the biggest forms of flattery is knowing that just by being your normal, wonderful self, you make someone fall in love with you.

1294. Isn’t it sad when you are so in love right now, but you can’t freely let it out? And you are so damn scared to show it to everyone because of one reason? It is complicated.

1295. I can always take care of myself. But still, I want to meet the person who can prove to me that I can’t.

1296. I maybe single for now but my heart will forever be taken. I am officially reserved. Wait until my time comes.

1297. I’ll wait for that morning when my first thoughts are not for him. Then I would realize that I had already let him go. It may not be the best sunrise, but I will go through the day knowing that my sunset will be better for I know, I am no longer hurting.

1298. I don’t need someone perfect. I don’t even need a wealthy one. I just need someone who can understand and who can be with me in times when I am under my unwanted attitude.

1299. It is not the break up that hurts the most. It is the post trauma that follows it. It is waking up and checking your phone for the message that isn’t there. It is like starting your life over again and you have no idea where to begin. But the hardest part is when you will get used of being alone until someone would come and you will start to fall again.

1300. Throughout my life, I have always been afraid of losing people I cherish so much. But when I come to think of it, is there anyone who will be afraid of losing me to?

1301. I want a prince who can proudly say I love you even in front of many people, who can see me cute if I am in my ugliest, who can show me off to his highness saying, “Pa. Ma. She is my girlfriend. My only princess” and who can hold my hand in front of his friends and proudly say, “Guys she is my love, my life and my every thing.”

1302. I am destined to be in sorrow, blinded by love, longing for affection, reaching the stars, begging for smiles, wrapped by illusions, imagining kisses, dreaming for touches, hiding pain and anger and eaten by frustrations. But still, waiting for someone who will dig me from the mud I am in.

1303. Life is short so break the rules. Forgive like you have amnesia. Believe like a child. Love like crazy. Laugh until you fart. And never regret anything that made you happy.

1304. I wonder why everybody go crazy over happy endings? How could it be happy when it is already the end?

1305. What makes us a fool? When it hurts seeing the one you love with somebody but still, you keep on staring.

1306. We, at times, sit at one corner alone, appreciating life as we see it thru our eyes. Suddenly, someone surprises us, shares that corner until it becomes the world.

1307. Seduction is not making someone do something they don’t want to do. It is enticing someone to do something they secretly already want to do.

1308. It hurts to see someone walk away from you but what hurts most is when they made you feel loved, made you fall for them, made you believe they love you and fall out of love with you.

1309. I love rainy days. They give me a reason to stay at home, be alone, stare out my window and feel the cold weather. It felt really good because at least for a while, I can feel the coldness from the outside and not from within.

1310. Maybe the most touching words you want to hear from the one you love is this, “I would never hurt you.”

1311. I don’t know why I wont ever learn that my Romeo isn’t ready to die for me, that my Prince Charming isn’t interested to know who owns the half of my pair of glass shoes, that my Jack would just leave me dying with the sunken ship, that my Peter Pan is not with me forever and that he, the one I love, is just someone whom I am stupidly in love with, with the dream that one day he will realize that there is a happily ever after that can be found in me.

1312. I have never been brave in Cupid’s eyes. I tend to hide what I really feel. I pretend to be fine despite the pain deep within. Now I have realized that nobody has the right to hurt me, unless I let them take away my happiness.

1313. FLIRTING is a HABIT for those who are SINGLE; it is their way for saying "I am free!" But for those who are COMMITTED; it's their way of saying "I am bored!"

1314. When you have found your reason to walk away, don't look back, just keep on walking. It's better to get lost moving on than to get stuck and stranded broken.

1315. Nurses are not superman. They read patient’s chart not their minds. They also have their own insecurities, problems and difficulties in life. They possess strength yet they are vulnerable. They know how to get hurt. So in case your expectations to them become a little too high, think again. Remember what the song “Superman” says, “even heroes have the right to bleed."

1316. It is fun being a strong person, you feel invincible like you can face anything that comes your way. But you know what sucks being one? Actually it is really a damn thing because when people know that you are sting, they think it is okay to hurt you, over and over again.

1317. The scariest part in being loved by someone is the uncertainty that it may stop anytime.

1318. If he’ll ask me to share my earphones with him. I would play his favorite song over and over again because maybe, it would make him want to stay.

1319. If love becomes painful, then it is time to let that love go and save yourself. You got to keep this in mind “you’ll be able to find a new love but never another self.”

1320. Whenever someone judges you by your actions, rubs in your negativities and tries to make you hate yourself, remember that you are above them anyone else in this world. Know yourself the best. People don’t tell you who you are, you tell them.

Quotes 1261 - 1290

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1261. You never really stop loving someone. You just learn to try to live without them.

1262. There's always gonna be that one person that no matter how long it has been or how badly that person have treated you, if that person says 'I love you', you'll always say it back.

1263. It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

1264. Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other is right. Sometimes you just value the relationship much more than your personal ego.

1265. To offer a girl friendship when love is in her heart is like giving a loaf of bread to someone when their dying of thirst.

1266. He makes me feel like a little girl with a huge crush.

1267. What do you do when you wake up thinking everything will be better, except it's not. And there's no worse feeling than when you wake up and feel okay for a minute and then that sick feeling washes over you and you remember it's not okay.

1268. You're my favorite subject to talk about because I never run out of things to say.

1269. You're the only boy that makes me want to smile, laugh and cry all at the same time.

1270. Sometimes, to keep it together, you have to leave it alone.

1271. "I don't really think people can change. You know, at the end of the day, you are who you are. And at the end of the day, it's probably who you've always been."
- One Tree Hill

1272. Men were born to lie, and women were born to believe them.
--Sex and the city

1273. Do you know that the worst way that I’ll miss you is not when you’re far away? It's when you’re just right beside me, yet I know I can never have you ‘cause I’m simply watching you fall for someone else.

1274. I guess you have no idea how much you hurt me. No idea how much wounds you’ve caused me. No idea how you took me for granted. And no idea how much pain I felt when you didn’t catch me when I fell in love with you.

1275. I drink. I come home late. I have my social life. I flirt. I curse. I fight. I give them a fright. Nobody can change me 'cause I know somehow there’s one good thing about me, I love deeply.

1276. When I know things are not meant for me, I learn to let go. It doesn’t mean I’m weak, but I’m just showing how strong I am to fight the urge of wanting something I’m not supposed to have.

1277. I am single definitely not because I have no choice. I am single not because people don’t want to get along with me. I am single not because I don’t receive love. In fact, I am single because I am much loved by the people around me that I don’t need someone to complete me.

1278. E is the most unfortunate character of the alphabet. It is always out of cash, forever in debt. Never out of danger and in hell all the time. But notice that E is never in war and always in peace. It’s the beginning of existence and the end of trouble. Without E, we would have no love, life, heaven or maybe VEA, right?

1279. When you are in pain, don’t fight it. You will just get exhausted. One advice: Feel the pain until it hurts no more.

1280. If you love someone, you better prove it. Because if you don’t, they might not believe it for love is not a noun to be define but a verb to be acted upon.

1281. The greatest revenge to a girl who stole your man is to let her have him because a truly good man can never be stolen.

1282. It is better to be along to have a complete freedom, to do thing without worrying about what other people will say. In the end, you don’t really have to think of yourself as lonely person, just someone who has been given enough space to grow.

1283. I hate endings. It is not because I am left alone or I am not loved anymore. I hate endings because they left me thinking how and when to start again.

1284. Friends cheer you up whenever you are down, comforts you when you are sad, fight for you when you are hurt. Friends are always there for you but like you, they also encounter problems which make them sad and feel so down. So if ever you think your friend has changed and doesn’t care for you anymore, just think that friends do cry and get tired to. They probably are just trying to fix some troubles with themselves and earning some strength in order to be your shield again.

1285. I want someone who knows that I am not really perfect yet he stares at me like I am the most perfect woman he has ever seen.

1286. I am done with crying alone. You turned my heart into stone. So I keep myself away from people who fall for me so fast because I know that they will only leave me if they will realize that I wasn’t the perfect girl they thought I was.

1287. You know what’s nice when having a hang over? It is when your head aches more than your heart.

1288. Being a nurse isn’t about grades. It’s about being who we are. No book can teach you how to cry with a patient. No class can teach you how to tell a family that their parents have died or are dying. No professor can teach you how to find dignity in giving someone a bed bath. A nurse is not about the pills or the charting. It is about being able to love people when they are at their weakest moments.

1289. People keep on asking me if I believe in forever and I just laugh because with the way my life is going on right now, I don’t even believe in tomorrow.

1290. It’s not true that nobody sees you cry in the rain. It is just that nobody cares because you chose the rain instead of a shoulder.

Quotes 1231 -1260

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1231. Don’t rush into love because even in fairytales the happy ending takes place on the last page.

1232. The only truly painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.

1233. What's the difference between spending your life trying to be invisible, or pretending to be the person you think everyone wants you to be? Either way, you're faking.

1234. You don't realize how much it means to me when you say that you remember.

1235. Let people talk behind your back; it just reminds you you’re a step ahead.

1236. I hope someday you'll find all my quotes, all my words, and read them all. I hope you'll know that they're about you, and when you read them, I hope that at least a single tear will run down your pretty face.

1237. In the end, it doesn’t matter how many friends you had, all that really matters is how many stayed with you.

1238. Its not about being who everyone else wants you to be. It’s about being you & finding someone who loves every bit of it.

1239. Every single person has at least one secret that would break your heart.

1240. Drama is like reality TV shows. It's interesting the first few times. Until there's just so much of it, it makes you want to turn off the TV.

1241. Every time I want to give up on him, there's always something inside telling me to just give it some time.

1242. Someday, someone is going to walk into your life, and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

1243. When I get older and my little girl asks who my first love was I don't want to pull out the old photo album; I want to be able to point across the room to her daddy.

1244. If you love someone, love them. If you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.

1245. Why is it that no matter how much pain it endures by holding on, the heart still refuses to let go?

1246. There are only two kinds of love stories in this world, boy loses girl or girl loses boy.

1247. You can't force yourself to forget something, because the only reason why we forget is when a better memory has taken its place.

1248. Relationships are all about falling. Falling in love and falling apart.

1249. It doesn't matter how long you've known him. If he's kept you smiling since day one, don't lose him.

1250. I don't know how to be sweet because every time I try to, I end up looking stupid.

1251. Imagine how many stories are hidden under just one smile.

1252. It’s hard to watch people change right in front of you. But the worst part is remembering who they used to be.

1253. I had such a good reason to hang on to you but an even better one to let go.

1254. All girls really want is someone to want them back.
–One Tree Hill

1255. Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.

1256. People think I’m lying about being hurt because they see me laughing. Little do they know I laugh to keep myself from crying.

1257. Everyday I walk towards you hoping I’d somehow get to be with you for at least a moment. But it’s hard for me to catch up with you if you’re also trying to catch up with someone else.
1258. I'm holding on to the thought that you are not mine. I'm gonna look you in the eye, smile and say "you are not mine", then I'd walk away turn around at the last second and say "but I wish you were"

1259. "The whole world, including myself, seems to have one thing in common: we're just a crowd of people who don't really fit in anywhere, attempting to convince one another that we do."
-Andrew McMahon

1260. People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they'll always remember how you made them feel.

Quotes 1201 - 1230

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1201. Sometimes you don't realize you care for someone, until they stop caring for you.

1202. Don't make someone a priority if they're only making you an option.

1203. Sometimes you just need to be with the person that makes you smile even if it means waiting.

1204. Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to.

1205. Its easy to believe someone when they tell you exactly what you want to hear.

1206. I wonder what he is thinking when he looks at me & smiles.

1207. It's hard to answer the question "what's wrong?" when nothing is even right.

1208. I want a guy who saves my text just to look at when he misses me.

1209. You’re so afraid to do things, or try something new. But in the end if you don't take those chances your going to shut out the best things in life.

1210. You can never fall in love with someone whom you never laugh with.

1211. Letting go isn't a one time thing, it's something you do everyday, over and over again.

1212. We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we don’t have, but rather recognizing and appreciating what we do have.

1213. I will never regret you, because once upon a time, you were exactly what I needed.

1214. This world is crazy. All I'm asking is for someone to be crazy with.

1215. I'm gonna fall in love with you. You don't have to love me back, just let me love you.

1216. You will never know how much you're losing, until you can see that they've replaced you with someone new.

1217. Optimism means expecting the best, but confidence means knowing how to handle the worst.

1218. The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was and the present worse than it is.

1219. If it didn't really matter, you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking about it.

1220. You can't expect to find the right someone until you know who you are, what matters to you, and what makes your heart happy.

1221. Sometimes I want to be held close, so I can push everyone away. Only because I want to figure out which people will come back and try to hold me again.

1222. You can't just change someone's feelings just because you want him to.
-My Friends, Tigger and Pooh

1223. So here's to giving up. Because it's the fastest road to healing, even if it isn't exactly the smartest.

1224. Don't ever say you're not good enough because if he can't see how amazing you are, then he's the one who's not good enough.

1225. The only things to regret in life are the risks you didn't take.

1226. The biggest mistake you can make is to drift apart from someone who you once had the time of your life with.

1226. I love sleeping. It's because sleeping is my only way of escaping from the pain which I can't bear when I'm awake.

1227. I was once afraid of people saying, "Who does she think she is?" Now I have the courage to stand and say, "This is who I am."

1228. The hardest thing is holding on especially when you know he has already let go.

1229. I ran out of reasons to smile, then you came along.

1230. It’s amazing how little you can put up with from people you like, & how little you can take from the people you don’t.

Quotes 1171 - 1200

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1171. There are two kinds of people in your life. People that are they to pick you up and people who are there to push you down. In the end, you're going to thank them both.

1172. I have learned to stop loving him. Unfortunately, I am starting to learn not to love anyone else too.

1173. Probably, the greatest torture you could ever do to your heart is to give-up someone at the time you are loving that person the most.

1174. Take time to listen to your heart. Sometimes you need not to ask yourself who you love more but ask who really makes you happy, makes you feel loved and knows your worth.

1175. One disadvantage of a good memory is that whenever you feel lonely, sad and broken, happy memories tend to creep and make the pain harder to bear.

1176. It is a wonder how love strikes you at the most unexpected time. And somehow, in some way, it disappears exactly at that moment you are ready to face it.

1177. Most people believe that I LOVE YOU is the best thing you can say to somebody. I have learned that I LOVE YOU TOO has a greater impact on the human heart. Anybody can get an I LOVE YOU but fewer get an I LOVE YOU TOO. Right?

1178. If you truly love someone then the only thing you want is for them to be happy even if it is never with you.

1179. Don’t waste your time on someone who does not appreciate you the way you should be appreciated. Don’t ever settle for mediocrity, for being just an option, for being the one who is just fun to be with, for being the one who is always there desperately waiting, for mere concern or pity or for someone who likes you just because s/he knows s/he's got the power to break you. Don’t settle because deep down, you know who you are and you know without a doubt that you deserve better if not the best.

1180. People may doubt what you say but they will always believe what you sincerely do. Remember that WELL DONE is much better than WELL SAID.

1181. When a woman stops crying, you best believe she has a new plan. She's preparing for something new, something that does not include the guy who made her cry.

1182. There are too many things to play with. But people's feelings are not one of them.

1183. You have to decide what's important to you: keeping you pride and getting nothing or taking a risk and maybe, maybe having everything.

1184. As I grow older, my realization about life becomes deeper. Situations become more complicated. I wish I can go back to the time when the only man in my life was my dad. My only best friend was my mom. And any wounds can be healed by just a band- aid and a lollipop.

1185. All feelings are right if your basis is yourself. It may be wrong for others because they do not understand you. But why bother to explain? Just do what will make you happy, and then be it.

1186. The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intentions of catching her.

1187. You laugh with your friends and hope he's looking your way.

1188. It’s the things you don’t see coming that are strong enough to kill you.

1189. I hate the fact that you say you miss me but you don’t do anything about it

1190. We're all addicted to something that takes the pain away.

1191. Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty, sexy, and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

1192. Books are for people who wish they where somewhere else

1193. The most difficult phase of your life is not when no one understands you; it's when you don't understand yourself.

1194. I don't care about your past, all I want to know is if there's a place for me in your future.
-Sweet Home Alabama

1195. You were wrong yesterday when you said the kids in the clubs were just there for decadence. I think it's more like romance and hope and inspiration. And that feeling that you get when other human beings pick up basic instruments and make sense of your world. And the day that I think it's just about making money is gonna be the day that I've betrayed everything I believe in. About music and life and myself.
-One Tree Hill
1196. I know there will be risks, but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should only be half alive, half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am, standing in your doorway. I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?
-Spiderman

1197. My heartbeat was louder than the sound of my steps to your door. You're cold, but you're beautiful. You're a mess, but I like it that way. If you're always looking for reasons not to be with someone, then you find them. But at some point you just have to let go, and give your heart what it deserves.
-One Tree Hill

1198. I'm not the only one for you. But you're the only one for me.
-Secondhand Serenade

1199. It's such a lie that you should do what's in your heart. If we all did what was in our hearts, the world would come to a halt.
-My So Called Life

1200. The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just have to decide who is worth the pain.

Quotes 1141 - 1170

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1141. If someone ignores you, doesn’t like you and doesn’t appreciate you don’t be sad. Prove that you’re one of a kind, chin up and be proud to say, “I am better that your ex and better than you’re next.

1142. The best part about being in-love is when you just love a person & you are happy about it. Even if that person can never be yours, even if you know it can’t last forever. That’s the true essence of love – It’s not about winning someone & it’s not about owning a relationship. It’s about being happy because you know you’ve loved someone & it’s about being guiltless because you know that you didn’t take away someone from anybody. You just loved, and loved unselfishly.

1143. Tinkerbelle has always been with Peter Pan. She gave him eternal youth, the gift of riding the wind. She is the companion who never leaves his side. But in the end, when she finally had the courage to tell him she loves him Peter Pan is already flying away with Wendy.

1144. When Peter Pan saw Tinkerbelle again after some time, he asked: Why did you have to go away for so long?
Tinkerbelle replied: You never gave me a reason to come back. I was always there when you needed me but you never showed how important I am to your life. Now it's different and now we've changed. But I'm still smiling.
Peter Pan then asked her: Why?
Tinkerbelle: It's just that now, it's your turn to miss me.

1145. A person' heart beats twice in one cardiac cycle. Figuratively, it beats for itself and another person. Maybe that's why doctors claim a third beat as abnormal. It is called cardiac arrhythmia. See? No space for third party.

1146. I don’t need someone perfect. All I need is someone doing nothing and yet keeps me falling.

1147. It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, but it's even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind being ignored.

1148. In love, who is hardest to compete with? Third party? Flirts? Good-lookings? Heart throbs? NO, but the love BEFORE you.

1149. If you really love a person, you are willing to wait even how long it takes. You are willing to bare all the pain that awaits, want to know why? Simple because, FOREVER is not a very long time for a person that deeply loves.

1150. Once you LOSE someone, it is NEVER exactly the same person who COMES BACK.
1151. Learn to trust the perfect time so that you may discover that all the pain found in waiting has a magnificent and awesome purpose.

1152. Just a thought: They say expecting is one way of hurting yourself but what if you have the right to expect? Expecting doesn’t hurt you, ASSUMING does.

1153. It is not because those things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that it is difficult.

1154. Two most important thoughts a person should bear in mind: 1. Use things, not people. 2. Love people, not things.

1155. Heaven is not for people who are better than the rest, but for people who sincerely try to become better than they are.

1156. Notice how all of a sudden love quotes revolve on TWILIGHT? But do we really need to seek for the impossible? We can’t have vampires as lovers. We can’t be immortal. We can’t be perfect. But what we can do is stick with the reality and have our own Twilight love story.

1157. At times your sad about what's going on with your life, just remember one permanent fact: EVERYTHING changes. Tomorrow might be different.

1158. Criticism is best received when it is presented in a loving manner. So before you speak frankly with someone ask yourself, "Will my words build him up or tear him down?"

1159. Just when we think we have the mental faculties of a mature person, unexpected events would occur and will make us realize that we still have a lot of growing up to do.

1160. You really don't always have to be super nice. Sometimes you have to show your bad side so that you can sort out who can accept you at your worst.

1161. A Real man plays basketball not just a sport but in the game of life. A real man cries even when in front of a girl. A real man wears pink without hesitation. A real man never fights without a reason. A real man shows fidelity to relationships. A real man respects girls in all aspects. And a real man ends a relationship before he starts fooling around.

1162. Beware:
What is a friend? Someone you can hangout with. Someone who makes you laugh. Someone you can talk to. Someone who knows you very well or sometimes, SOMEONE who is SECRETLY in LOVE with you.

1163. Wise people don't just admit wrongs, they strive to repeat performance. We can't be perfect but trying is better than doing nothing.

1164. Funny that one moment, both of you were inseparable and now, both of you are just two people trying to forget each other.

1165. The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.
- Dora the Explorer

1166. The MODERN MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING: You chill together, do things together, spend time with each other and you laugh together except one thing, commitment. Then here's the MODERN RELATIONSHIP: You chill together, do things together, spend time with each other and after a time fight each other, shout at each other, hurt one another, cheat one another, stay committed except one thing, being happy.

1167. Do you know why we should be very much thankful? It is because we may never have everything. But at least, we NEVER had nothing.

1168. It has never been a question of who forgets but sometimes, there’s a definite pain on being the only one who remembers everything.

1169. Human Philosophy:
Why was snow white given an apple with poison? To show that not all people that are kind to you are really kind. They might have some other agenda against you. Looks can be deceiving. Why did Cinderella run away when the clock turned 12 midnight? To remind us that every thing has its limitations, even dreams. Why did Ariel decide to exchange her fins with feet? To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy.

1170. I maybe sweet to every person I meet but the sweetest part within me belongs to only one.

Quotes 1111 - 1140

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1111. I cried last night, not because I missed him or even wanted him, but because I have finally realized that I am going to be alright without him.

1112. If all people are just honest with their real feeling, I am sure no one’s gonna be hurt because everybody would be aware if it is a lie or not.

1113. There are ways to be happy: improve your reality or lower your expectations.

1114. Missing someone is not about how long it has been since you have seen or talked with them, it is about every moment your doing something and your wishing they were right there with you.

1115. Don’t force yourself to forget the person you love. Never use other people just to forget him because you don’t know how it hurts for the person you are trying to love especially when he’s already falling in love with you.

1116. I hope vampires really do exist. If they do, then I wish I am in love with one who’s also deep in love with me. One who would be fascinated to watch me sleeping. One who doesn’t have the strength to stay away from me anymore. One who would risk everything just to make me safe again. And lastly, one who would not save me not because I am his prey but because I am his life.

1117. No matter how painful your decision has been, as long as you can sleep well at night, it means that you made the right choice.

1118. We live the life of an unfinished novel, still waiting to be written. Depending on how long we live, the longer the chapters. Depending on how interesting we are, the more we appeal to others. We're often judged by our covers. Sometimes, some people decide to just quit reading us. We're just forgotten until someone finds us. Our characters can develop throughout the novel, but our chapters can never be edited.

1119. He keeps hurting you over & over again yet, you keep going back He's just that one boy you can't seem to let go of he's the one who stole your heart & you're not ready to get it back yet.

1120. There's no doubt about it, breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there's one important truth you need to recognize: some things can't and shouldn't be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It's over for a reason, and deep down inside, you probably know what that reason is.

1121. It may seem that I haven't been thinking of you & that this memory of you I've held in my heart, I've finally been able to let it go. I'm just trying to give you some space, give you some time to realize how much you mean to me & hopefully you'll pick up your act & come back. You & I both know that deep inside this thing we got going on isn't ever going to stop. Because as much as I cry, fight & stress about you, I wouldn't do it if I didn't think that you were worth it. Whoever you decide to let take my place, just remember that it won't be for long because even though we're not together, please don't doubt that it was real. I don't know what else to do but to wait, wait for better things, better days. A better time for us so that this time, we're gonna make it. I don't want a fresh start; I want to learn from our mistakes together. You know I'd do anything for you. I want to see how far you'll go for me. There are a lot of things I want, & you're not one of them. I need you. I keep trying to push away these feelings & hide the underneath anything that will keep me sane for the day. Me & you, we're just the 8th wonder of the world. I'm dying inside because I hope what I'm saying isn't too late. Ask anyone that knows me well; the best part about me was you.

1122. You know the beautiful thing about love? It's so powerful. Nothing else can make people do the things that love can make them do. it's the only emotion that can make people fight, give their all to something or someone. It’s the only thing that can make people hold on when they would have otherwise given up. Love is strong, it is powerful, and it is rare. So when people find it, they marvel at the power of it. And they keep holding on, because it is the truest form of ecstasy. The world cannot survive without love. It’s the only thing that can get people to hold on anymore.

1123. When life knocks you down, try to land on your back because if you can look up, you can get up. Let your reason get you back up.

1124. Remember all of the good times & all of the special people that were with you during them. Let go of the past, but never forget it because there are a great many things that can be learned from what you have been through. & most importantly: follow your heart, stand up for what you believe in, & take your own path, always do what you want to do.

1125. It's times like this when you realize who your real friends are, you learn that being fake doesn't cut it, holding back doesn't make it, and sometimes being best friends isn't worth it.

1126. We live in a world where it’s easier to fake a smile & act like everything’s fine than to fall apart & cry & to have people ask you why. It’s just easier to explain why your happy than trying to sort through all the complicated reasons why your not, especially when you don’t know why the smile that you wear is fake.

1127. He honestly isn't that cute. He isn't incredibly buff. The things he does are pretty dorky sometimes. But he has a way of making me smile, making me smile like I haven't smiled in a long time. He's the guy who has seen me at my worst with tears running down my face and my pajamas on with my hair mess and no make-up on. And you know those dimples of his have a way of making my worst day the best one ever.

1128. Have you ever wanted to be the girl that: The gets a hug and kiss every day? The girl that gets to wear his hoodie or gets to cuddle every night? The girl that he calls every morning and every night because her boyfriend wanted to be the first hello, and the last goodbye of the day. The girl that he misses and thinks about nonstop, and when you see each other, he holds her tight. The girl he talks about to his friends, and scared that he'll lose her some way, somehow. The girl he goes crazy without talking to her once a day. Yeah, I've dreamt of that once. Or how about, the girl whose boyfriend that lives miles away, but he'll call her and text her all he can. He's jealous of all her friends that are boys, because they can see her everyday, but he can't. Or the girl that makes him laughs and smiles and he hates her being upset. They have cute nicknames that actually have meaning. She can act mad, but he sees right through her. But the one thing she loves is that he gets her and understands her feelings and love for him. Yeah, I wanted to be his girl.

1129. You don’t think that I knew you well? Maybe I didn’t know the exact town you were born in or the time of day that you were born. Maybe I didn’t know the names of all your aunts & uncles & maybe I got some of the names of your old friends mixed up. But don’t try to tell me that I didn’t know you. I could see by the way you looked when I passed you in the hallway what kind of day you were having. When you answered your phone I could tell what you were doing or how much fun you were having. I knew when something was really wrong because your face lost its brightness & I knew when you just needed a friend because I could tell from the sound of your voice. Don’t try to tell me I didn’t know you. I knew you more than everyone else. Don’t say I forgot about you either because you know that you pushed me away.
1130. Your first day of kindergarten was scary, your last day of middle school made you cry, & the end of high school will blow your mind. It’s all the memories in between we’ll remember & cherish forever.

1131. Nobody understands how much I miss you. I miss how we used to talk for hours and I miss all the things we used to do. I try so hard not to admit to myself that I still feel this way. I would give anything to have you again.

1132. Twenty years from now, I’m gonna look back and remember that you were the one person who could turn every frown into a smile with a few simple words, the person who lifted my head when I was losing faith in myself, the person who carried tears on her shoulders after every fight, breakup and death, the person who accepted who I was when everyone else laughed in my face, the person who accepted every decision I made, the person who knew who I really was, and the person who made the biggest difference in my life: my best friend.

1133. It brings out the worst in me when you're not around. I miss the sound of your voice. The silence is so loud. There's no one else since I found you.

1134. You're that guy that no matter how many more guys I go through, I'll always have a thing for you.

1135. You can't pretend you never think about us. We had our problems but we had good times too. And the summer where everything started. Remember those nights when we pretended it would never end? Maybe you can, but I can't forget everything so easily. Our racing hearts and your laughter still sometimes reach my ears. Don't you want those days back? Please tell me you do. Because I don't think you regret us. I don't think I can hear you say you regret me.

1136. No school book will ever teach you how to love yourself, no teacher will ever tell you how to heal and no class can help you learn how to brush yourself off and try again.

1137. You always have those friends when you can do the stupidest things with & just laugh about it together.

1138. We live in a world where it’s easier to fake a smile & act like everything’s fine than to fall apart & cry & to have people ask you why. It’s just easier to explain why your happy than trying to sort through all the complicated reasons why your not, especially when you don’t know why the smile that you wear is fake.

1139. If he is always strong enough to show me that he doesn’t care about how I feel then I’ll be smart enough to let him know that I’m better off without him.
1140. I don’t know what I feel, I know I should be sad but I’m not. I know I must be crying right now but I can’t. I’m not sad. I’m not happy. I’m not angry and I’m not okay. Is this what they call emptiness?

Tagalog Quotes 161 - 180

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161. Bakit ang tao pag mahal mo, iiwan ka? Kapag iniwan mo, mamahalin ka? Pag mahal mo, siya lang talaga. Pero sya naman, may mahal ng iba! Ang sakit, no? T*ngina kasing pag-ibig yan!! NAUSO PA! Paking Sh*t!

162. Wag mong ipakitang malungkot ka sa ibang tao kung wala kang balak magshare ng problema. Para kang nang-alok ng hopia pero di mo naman ibibigay.

163. Nobita: Bakit maski isipin ko na kaya ko gawin ito, di ko pa rin makaya?
Doraemon: Simple lang yan! Kasi iniisip mo lang, hindi ka naniniwala!

164. Mali ang ginawa mo. Kahit kaya mong gawin ang isang bagay, hindi nangangahulugan na dapat mo itong gawin.

165. Hindi mo dapat iniiyakan ang nakaraan. Isipin mo, bakit nasa harap ang mata? Ito ay para lagi mong nakikita ang iyong hinaharap.

166. Ang talagang makakapagpasaya sa atin ay yung taong naging dahilan kung bakit tayo nalungkot.

167. Wag ka ng mag-isip at bigyan ng dahilan ang isip mo para isipin siya. Masaya ang buhay kaya mabuhay ka ng masaya.

168. Only 1 thing can occupy a given space at a given time kaya ako? Hindi ako naniniwala na ang isang puso kayang magmahal ng dalawa. It's either joke lang yung love dun sa isa o kaya sa sobrang liit ng pagmamahal dun sa isa nagkaroon pa ng space para magmahal ng iba.

169. Di lahat ng lesson nakukuha sa classroom. Ang pag-ibig ay di nasosolve sa Algebra. Walang Scientific names o momentum. Walang wrong grammar o formula. Di lahat ng mahal ay masakit sa bulsa. Yung iba masakit sa dibdib. Di mo matututunang magmahal. 'Gat di mo nararanasang umibig.

170. Ang love parang sugal. Minsan talo, minsan panalo, minsan tiba tiba, minsan bawi lang. Pero alam mo kung ano masakit? Ang makita mong panalo ka na sana, kaso HINDI KA TUMAYA.

171. 95% true and insulting fact: Kapag ang kabarkada mo nagkaroon ng lovelife, hindi ka na rereplyan.

172. Ang tao marunong din mapagod, magsawa at sumuko. Kaya dapat hindi inaabuso, hindi winawalang bahala at hindi sinasantabi. Kasi pag ang tao napuno, kahit ano pa mangyari, wala na siyang pakialam pa sayo.

173. 'Auditory agnosia', a pure word deafness where the word is clearly heard but seems unfamiliar or not easily understood like foreign language.
Parang ganito:
Boy: Mahal kita.
Girl: Ha??

174. Ang love parang sapatos. Dalawang dulo ang kelangan para magbuhol pero isang dulo lang ang kelangan para kumalas.
- Mr. Quickie

175. GF: Bat ba twing nagdedate tayo, ang porma- porma mo? Ako, simple lang. Hindi na ako nagpapacute.
BF: Di naman ako nagpapacute e.
GF: E bakit ganyan ka pumorma?
BF: Para crush mo pa din ako kahit tayo na.

176. Ang TAMANG BAGAY saka TAMANG PANAHON ay wala na ring saysay kapag wala na yung TAMANG TAO. Ang tao puwedeng magadjust pero ang bagay at panahon hindi.

177. Napakalaking pagkakamali ang kalimutan ang pangarap mo para lang makaiwas sa mga terror na teachers at mahihirap na subjects.

178. Ang mundo, sa totoong buhay, ay hindi 'yung makulay na murals na nakikita sa mga pre-school. Hindi ito laging may rainbow, araw , ibon, puno at mga bulaklak.

179. Walang taong manhid. Hindi niya lang talaga maintindihan kung ano ang gusto mong iparating dahil ayaw mo siyang diretsuhin.

180. Madalas ang wrong send ay hindi naman talaga wrong send at ang blank text ay hindi naman talaga napindot lang. Ganyan mag papansin ang ayaw mag first move.

Jokes 211-240

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211. Habang may buhay walang game over!

212. Kung pukulin ka ng bato tinapay ang iganti mo, yung may lason!

213. Ako ang nagtanim, ang nagbayo at nagsaing saka nang maluto'y iba ang kumain, bwisit na pusa yan.

214. Huwag magbilang ng manok kung duling.

215. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit.

216. Kapag ang puno mabunga, maraming mapipitas.

217. Magkulang ka na sa magulang huwag lang sa pagiisip!

218. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal may rayuma!

219. Ang iyong kakainin sa kaldero manggagaling.

220. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who is cute! =)

221. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, matanda na.

222. If you can’t beat them, iiyak mo nalang.

223. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, nagtetext.

224. Ang taong ngigipit, lahat ng pwedeng utangan kinukulit.

225. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, cute.

226. Kapag ang puno mabunga, uunahan kita.

227. Pag may usok, kawawa ang may hika!

228. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, bagong tuli.

229. Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin, magaling sa walkathon.

230. Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan, adik sa text.

231. Laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad.

232. Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin kailangan magbanyo!

233. Bakit ang friend pag may problema ka, tutulungan ka. Pag malungkot ka, nandiyan siya. Pag umiiyak ka, papatawanin ka. Pag may lakad siya, isasama ka. Pero pag sinabi mong pasaload, tablado na. All text daw siya. Haha.

234. Minsan, kelangan nating madapa para agaw eksena.

235. Intellectual quotes and expressions:
- I am sick of tired
- True good to be tru
- When it rains, it’s four
- Once in a new moon
- Please don’t make fond of me
- The more you hate, the more you laugh
- Alma Mother
- No holes barred
- Keep you mouth shock!
- Ats if?!
- It’s just the tip of the icing
- Connect me if I’m wrong
- I hope you don’t mine
- I wanna portrait that role
- The nerd!
- Will you pleasegive me alone?!

236. Sa simbahan may bata na nagdadasal humihingi ng bike kay God…
BATA: Lord, bigyan moko ng bike ha?
Pero wala pa din siyang natatanggap. Kinabukasan, napansin ng pari na nawala ang rebulto ni Mama Mary nakita nya ang isang sulat na nakalagay sa altar…
“Lord, kung gusto mo pa makita ang nanay mo, ibigay mo na sa akin ang bike!”

237. Nasa bangka ka with your ever plastic friend abd yout two timer boyfriend. Lumubog ang bangka, uunahin mo ba yung bangka o yung sagwan?

238. Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipakita mo na mahal na mahal mo talaga siya. Ipaglaban mo siya hanggat maaga pa, pag gabi na kasi tulog na yun.

239. Motto ng mga matatakaw:
“Hindi bale ng malaki ang tiyan basta hindi bata ang laman.”

240. Ano ang tawag sa kuko na lumalangoy? E di KUKOdile.

Jokes 181- 210

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181. Priest: Ang mga baklay' walang lugar sa kaharian ng LANGIT!
Gays: Carry lang father!! Dun na lang kami sa RAINBOW! Magsaslide slide ever!

182. In Europe, where PIETA created by michaelangelo is displayed...
Italian: Magnifico!
English: Brilliant!
Americans: Wow! Amazing!!!
Filipinos: Picture! Picture! Dali! Pang Friendster at Multiply!

183. Ang love parang ibon, kelangang palayain at pakawalan kung talagang para sayo siya. Babalik yan, kung hindi, BARILIN mo! Lecheng ibon yan, choosy

184. Pag pinilit ka ng nanay mo na umamin sa kasalanang ginawa mo, eto ang dapat mong sabihin: "No person shall be compelled to be witness against himself. Philippine Constitution-Article III Section 17." Haha. Ano ka ngayon, Nay?

185. In paradise of Eden
Eve: Adam, do you really love me?
Adam: Punyeta! Bakit? Meron pa bang iba? Ha?!

186. Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
1. Saan yung gunting na bago, bakit may kalawang na ito?!
2. 10ml? May nakasurvive na ba diyan? Sabi ko 5 ml lang eh!
3. Doc, ubos na po pala yung anestisya.
4. Kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan na yung pantahi?!
5. Sunog, sunog! Labas kayong lahat! sunooog!

187. Ang pag-aaral ang pinto sa tagumpay pero ang pangongopya ang susi.

188. He said, "I still love you."
She said, "You are too late."
I said, "So kelangan talaga sa harap ko nag- uusap?"

189. Girl and boy magkatext...
G: I've experienced so much happiness since you came. No one can ever replace you here in my heart. Though, many things are running thru your head and you are thinking that you mean nothing to me, just keep in mind that I am still the same girl who loved you and nothing can ever change that.
B: Ah ok. Gawa mo?:)

190. Isang karaniwang araw sa buhay bilang NURSE:
Patient: Iha, masaya ka ba sa napili mong propesyon?
Nurse: Nay, makita lang kitang sumigla at ma-discharge ng maayos masaya na ako. Yun lang po ang kaligayahan ko.
PANALO! Pag labas ng kwarto may prutas, tinapay at softdrinks pa!

191. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, mura lang.

192. Papunta ka pa lang, sige ingat!

193. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, tumatakas

194. Kapag may usok, may mamamatay na lamok.

195. Walang matiyagang lalake na manliligaw sa pangit ang ugali na babae.

196. Kung walang magpapaloko, hindi tatakbo si gloria arroyo.

197. Ang taong mainggitin, panget.

198. Behind the clouds, are airplanes.

199. Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, dapat ipatingin sa doktor.

200. Pag may usok baka nsa langit ka na!

201. Kapag bukas ang kaban, nakalimutang takpan.

202. Kapag ang ilog ay tahimik, walang nagsi-swimming.

203. When all else fails, buti nga bhelat!

204. Sa larangan ng digmaan, nakikilala kung sino ang bading.

205. An apple a day makes the fruit vendor rich.

206. Pag may usok, mas maganda ang show dahil may special effects.

207. Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan sana mga kagalit

208. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal, may paltos.

209. Papunta ka pa lang, ako rin sabay na tayo!

210. Ang taong naglalakad nang mabagal nasa moon.

Quotes 1081- 1110

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1081. Just because my eyes don’t tear doesn’t mean my heart doesn’t cry. Just because I come out strong doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong. Often, I choose to pretend I’m happy so I don’t have to explain myself to people who would never even understand. Smiling has always been easier than explaining why I’m sad.

1082. Always make your absence felt, in such a way that somebody misses you. But let not your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live without you.

1083. Sometimes no matter how much you love someone, that person just can’t love you back the same way. And being with the person who doesn’t love you back is way lonelier that being alone.

1084. There would come a time that we have to stop loving someone. You know why? Not because the person started hating us. But because the person is unintentionally making us feel worthless.

1085. Loving him was one thing I was afraid of. And I was right, it hurts. But I thank him anyway, I learned to let go. He taught me what love really is. And now I know, it wasn’t him.

1086. What would you do if one day, you wake up and suddenly you realize you fell out of love? Would you let go and hurt someone? Or would you stay and hurt yourself?

1087. If you’re trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right, always go for whatever makes you happy. Unless, you want everybody to be happy for you except you being happy for yourself.

1088. Sometimes, we stay in a position that hurts us so much. We know we can stay away from the pain, but we realize we love those people too much for us to go away.

1089. You know what lonely means? It’s when you go to sleep at night without anyone to say I miss you. And when you wake up, you open your eyes and realized that nothing’s change. You’re still alone.

1090. How can we love people who don’t seem to make things worth at all? Why do we become so numb caring for people whom at times don’t even think of us in a day or two? Why do we let ourselves hurt and continue hoping for a love that makes us defenseless? And why do we prioritize this people who only choose us as options? Are these the reasons why sometimes in love, we end up losing ourselves?

1091. We spend so much time and effort searching for the thing that brings happiness. And yet nothing seems enough. Why is it hard to be happy? Maybe it’s because we refuse to let go of the things that makes us sad.

1092. Its heart breaking when you decide to give your heart and no one would take it. But it’s even sadder when someone takes it, promises to care for it and then gives it back broken.

1093. It takes time to forget someone very special to you, but sometimes we really have to move on and face the fact that certain chapters of our lives should really be closed forever.

1094. We never really grow up. We’re still who we were when we were 10. Still just as immature, ready to have fun, and admit that we still love to hang out at the playground. The only difference is we’ve all had our hearts broken and that’s what really changed us.

1095. Sometimes two people decide to be just friends even if they still love each other. And I often wonder why? I suppose it’s not the love that’s so hard to sustain. But the commitment that complicates everything.

1096. Love can never be wrong, sometimes you blame the situation or even the person. But no matter who you blame, if it is really meant for you, it would be just for you.

1097. “Love is like a tug of war. If you know you can’t win, let go of the rope. Sometimes, there’s more satisfaction in seeing the other side tumble backwards.”

1098. Three guys in a girl’s life:
The guy that she likes.
The guy that she hates.
The guy that she cannot live without.
In the end, it is always the same guys.

1099. As long as there are good friends who tap your back for all the cute and sweet concerns, heartbreak will just be an ant bite.

1100. Distance doesn’t ruin people’s relationships. You don’t have to see someone everyday to be in love.

1101. My heart was turn into small pieces yet every single piece still belongs to you.

1102. Misunderstanding the sweetness of a person might hurt you when you thought it was love.

1103. What makes love worth fighting for? It is when I know that I am fighting for the right man.

1104. Proving happiness isn’t seen on how many times you laugh. But it is finding that sensible reason every time you laugh.

1105. Don’t hold on because you think there will be no one else. There will always be someone else. You have got to believe you are worth more than being repeatedly hurt by someone who does not really care and believe that someone will see what you are really worth and treat you that way you should be treated.

1106. Seeing the people around you in pairs makes you wonder where yours is.

1107. I LOVE YOU. The three mist overused, misunderstood and misused words in the English language.

1108. You messed up yesterday. You said the wrong words, took the wrong turn, loved the wrong person and reacted the wrong way. You spoke when you should have listened, walked when you should have waited, judge when you should have trusted and indulged when you should have resisted. You messed up yesterday. But you will mess up more if you let yesterday’s mistakes sabotage today’s attitude. Today’s new day, live it well. Be happy and be good.

1109. There are moments in life that I will always remember not because they were important but because you were there.

1110. Bitter fact: It is not true that nobody sees you cry in the rain. It is just that nobody cares because you choose the rain instead of a shoulder.

Quotes 1051- 1080

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1051. You're my favorite subject to talk about because I never run out of things to say.

1052. When you're depressed, you don't pay a lot of attention to the world around you. You don't want to see anyone. There are things you want to say - real things - honest things - but they're buried so deep inside it's an effort to drag them to the surface.

1053. Life is the ability to feel so happy; you think your insides are going to explode. It's being so upset or disappointed, you feel as if your stomach just dropped ten feet out of place. It's running so hard, you can barely breathe. It's the feeling of panic when you know you've been caught doing something wrong. It's having that sudden rush before you kiss someone you care about. Its opening your eyes and feeling them sting because you spent the whole night crying. It's letting people go because new ones come in, and all the while realizing that life doesn't have a purpose unless you let it.

1054. If you didn't have pain, you wouldn't know what good felt like.
- Tyra Banks

1055. I love you and I probably always will. But, we go days without having a meaningful conversation. And, I used to miss you so much when that happened. But it never seemed like you missed me, and I guess because of it, I stopped missing you.
- One Tree Hill

1056. Keep looking up, Mama used to tell me. There’s nothing on the ground but your feet.
-The Bright Forever

1057. People ask why love is so hard to hold onto. I ask, if you have to hold on hard to love, is it really love you're holding onto?

1058. I don't know why, I've always been big on happy endings. You see, to me, the most romantic, beautiful love stories ever were the ones where two people meet, fall in love, & then 50 or 60 years later, one of them dies. Then a few days after that the other one dies because they just can't bear to live without each other.

1059. Secret #81: If you really want us to like you; sing us a pretty love song.
Bonus: If you want us to love you, sing it out of key.

1060. Why be concerned with things you have no control over? What good is it to worry when you never really know what's going to happen, tomorrow is just another day. You'll find your way & you'll be okay.

1061. And if I was in a crowd, you probably wouldn't notice me I don't really stand out, and I’m not anything very special. So I’ll advise you not to waste your time on me, but that doesn't mean I don't want you to try.

1062. Find someone who's: not necessarily rich, but classy & not afraid to be goofy at times. Not necessarily stunningly handsome/beautiful, but can be, whenever he/she wants to. Not necessarily conservative, but values himself/herself enough to live life w/ LIMITS & set for himself/herself RULES that can bend ONLY for you. Love someone whose heart has been broken, so he/she knows exactly how it feels & won't break yours.

1064. Who knows him as well as I do? Who knows his laugh, his smile, the way he moves & throws his glances? Who knows the scent of his clothes, the things he does? The curl of his hair at the back of his neck, the words he uses, his sense of humor, each of these things I know & cherish as if they were my own. Who else but I could love his taste in shoes, his gestures, his gently curved features, his smooth skin when he shaves & his stubble when he doesn’t? Who knows him as well as I do? And who could love him as I do?

1065. I don't really think people can change. You know, at the end of the day, you are who you are. And at the end of the day, it's probably who you've always been.
- One Tree Hill

1066. You know you have the best of friends when every time you're with them you can't stop laughing & when people ask you what you’re laughing at, you just shrug & say "oh you wouldn't understand.

1067. Will you look back on life and say, "I wish I had" or "I'm glad I did"?

1068. Shakespeare explained it through Romeo and Juliet and Picasso through his paintings. But no one beats my boy's style; he showed it to me through his actions.

1069. A friend is someone who would hand you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend would take your umbrella and say, “run loser, run!"

1070. When you fall on somebody, it’s not enough to say you didn’t mean to. After all, he probably didn’t mean to be underneath you.

1071. I think part of the reason why we hold onto something so tight for so long is because we fear that something so great will never happen twice.

1072. I want somebody to sleep with the rest of my life and cuddle up during a movie on a couch. Stay up all night doing nothing, challenge me, and challenge him. Talk about dreams and make dreams. Have fights and afterwards compromise. Someone who would give me security of love and companionship. A guy who’ll bring me flowers once in a while or maybe something he saw that made him say “this might make my girl smile,” as he smiles to himself. A guy, who wants me, needs me like I’m the only 1 existing. Just a little enough to hold onto me with everything he’s got.

1073. Find someone who wants to kiss your lips everyday, who lifts and hugs you when you’re jealous. Who patiently keeps silent when you’re mad. Who fixes your hair just to see your face. The one who wants to have lunch with you, with his family. The one who shares his drinks with you. Who squeezes your hand too. The one who’ll want to cut work just to have a date with you. Find someone who plans and imagines his future with you 7 years from now. And when you find him, never let him go!

1074. It hurts when the only person you’re dreaming of forever is going out with someone else. And all you can do is to continue loving, watch from a distance and walk away saying, “well, there goes my life.”

1075. I learned how to love without expecting anything in return. For a while, it felt good. But soon enough I had to stop. Why? Because the more I loved the person, the more I lose myself.

1076. Joey said to Dawson in Dawson’s creek: “I fell in love twice. First was with you. Second was the person you became when you’re already mine.”

1077. Love not because you like that person, nor because you care. Love not because you know that you can’t live without that person. Instead, just love and forget about why.

1077. Begin to learn that kisses don’t always mean something and that promises can be broken just as quick as they are made. And sometimes goodbye really are forever. And always remember to use I love you with extreme caution, coz if used in a wrong way; someone will end up getting hurt. Remember that it shouldn’t be an everyday word, and also shouldn’t be said just coz you’re expected to say it. And make sure you know how and when to use it, coz once you’re in love, it shouldn’t be that easy to fall out of love.

1078. Everything you’ve done will become someone else’s memory. The person might forget the exact words you said. But there’s no way to make them forget the way you made them feel.

1079. It takes compliments to bring back the spark in a relationship. Loving a person means losing him or her would be the last thing you should do.
-The Varsitarian, UST.

1080. I never told you how much you mean to me coz I fear you won’t believe me. Maybe you won’t understand me but in case I’ll be gone, can I just whisper to your ears: “you’re always loved by me in ways you’ll never see.”

Quotes 1021- 1050

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1021. You know those moments you read about, the perfect "hold you close and never let go" moments you read about in magazines? Those moments that have songs and poems written about them? That's what we had. And now they're gone. You can try to forget them, but you never will. We had moments. Unforgettable moments that showed me love.

1022. All girls dream of the perfect guy who surprisingly isn't the whole "knight-in-shining-armor". Really! But mine? It's just someone who would be sweet, funny & would try his best not to break my heart.

1023. Go up to a person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it's a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn’t matter which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then ask the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.

1024. Some people don't understand that your friends aren't just your friends. They're your family that you pick yourself. They will love you, hurt you, scare you, and help you to make the person you were meant to be. But the people that you share your secrets with and actually trust them to keep them are a completely different story. They're more than your family; they're your other half.

1025. Here's a tip for all the girls: if you think he don't love you anymore ask him, you might be wrong.

1026. You know when you start out friends every little joke is hilarious. Then everything he does annoys the heck out of you. Then finally one day, you look at yourself and think, "Dang, I fell in love."

1027. Men hate to cry, they rarely ever do. But, when a man cries over you, you know he loves you. Because men only cry when they lost something or are afraid of losing something that they love as much or more than themselves.

1028. I bet you didn't know that I'm terrified of the dark. Every time I think of you, I smile. I bet you don't know that I hate thunderstorms but love dancing in the rain. Or how much I laugh with my friends & how much I truly enjoy being happy. I bet you don't know how many tears I've cried just for you, or how much I doubt myself every day. I bet you don't know how ticklish I am or how I can't make decisions & how it drives me crazy when you look at me.

1029. When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I sort of wanted to be a vampire.
- Angelina Jolie

1030. People aren't afraid of saying "I love you." They're afraid of hearing the response.

1040. You are the boy my friends will always know as, 'the one she talked about constantly'.

1041. When I pictured myself, it was always like just an outline in a coloring book, with the inside not yet completed. All the standard features were there. But the colors, the zigzags and plaids, the bits and pieces that made up of me weren't yet in place. I am still waiting.

1042. She sat in the pouring rain looking up toward the sky; she didn't want anyone to know she was crying for him again.

1043. I don't ever want to take you for granted. I don't ever want to forget what it was like before you or how it would be without you. I don't ever want to forget our first kiss or our last touch, or let a day go by without telling you how much you mean to me, how deeply I love you, & how much I need you. I don't ever want you to doubt the way I feel or how much happier I am because of you.

1044. Here's a toast, to the good days, the better friends. The ones that you just cant live without. The people who have taught you how to party, how to live, how to have a good time just sitting around. Here are to the people that no matter how bad things seem, are going to be there for you to lean back on and catch you if you fall.

1045. So we're teenagers. We fall in love too often, too easily and too hard for our own good; we don't listen to the people that we value the opinion of the most; we hurt the people we love & we make the same mistakes over and over. We want all the privileges of being older, with the advantages of being young. We do things no one can explain, including us. Every minute of it is exhausting and every minute is amazing.

1046. And I’m jealous of every couple I see in the halls not because of how happy that girl seems to be but because of how proud the boy is to be holding hands with her.

1047. To offer a girl friendship when love is in her heart is like giving a loaf of bread to someone when their dying of thirst.

1048. You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is why you must read, that is why you must look at the skies that is why you must sing and dance and write poems, and suffer and understand. For all of that is life.

1049. The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you're swimming & when you're angry.

1050. He makes me feel like a little girl with a huge crush.

1051. There's a particular brand of pit that grows in your stomach when you know you're losing control and there's nothing you can do about it. Heavy as granite and moldering, it's the way we're built, I suppose. A natural reaction to the unstoppable spin of the earth below. Forever trying to wrest control of life, love, work and home.

1052. And when we can't get control there, we'll fight for it wherever we can. As if we think we could stop the world from spinning just by being mad.

Quotes 991- 1020

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991. “Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn’t come straight away, there’s still a chance all through your life that it will.”
- Josh Hartnett

992. Don't ever listen when people say he's not good enough for you because truly, you are the only one that knows how he makes you feel.

993. He looked at me and said, "Do you ever feel like you're working for something you're never going to get. You shoot and miss kind of deal like, no matter what you can't have it, but that makes you fight for it just a little bit more?" I looked at him, stared at him for a second and replied, "Everyday."

994. I love the way you look at me, especially when I say something really stupid. You have this "why do I put up with you" look but right after that it's the "because I love you" look then the "I must be insane to love you" look and then the "I must be seriously insane" look.

995. Love isn't about ridiculous little words. Love is about grand gestures. Love is about airplanes pulling banners over stadiums, proposals on jumbotrons, giant words in sky writing. Love is about going that extra mile even if it hurts, letting it all hang out there. Love is about finding courage inside of you that you didn't even know was there.
-Little Manhattan

996. I’m not the girl that runs up to you when I see you & I’m not the girl who jumps at every moment when talking to you. But I am the girl who keeps it all inside & regrets it later.

997. I bet he doesn't know that underneath my make-up; I have freckles. I bet he doesn't know that underneath my strength; I have sensitivity. I bet he doesn't know that underneath my smiles; I have tears. I bet he doesn't know that underneath my honesty; I have lies. I bet he doesn't know that underneath my shyness; I have personality. I bet he doesn't know that underneath my insecurity; I have confidence. I bet he doesn't know that underneath my heart; I have him. I love him, and he doesn't have a clue. <3

998. Friends aren’t supposed to be jealous when you meet a new guy. They’re supposed to ask if they have a brother.

999. Did you ever notice that there is always that particular line in that certain song that always stands out in that certain way and it reminds you of that one person?

1000. Piglet: How do you spell love?
Pooh: You don't spell it. You feel it.

1001. After a while, you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul. And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security. You begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises. And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while, you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. You learn that you really can endure, that you really are strong, and that you really do have worth. You learn that with every goodbye, there's a hello. So take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all of your cash. Say yes. Sleep an entire day. Read a book. Tell a story. Fall in love. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Laugh at a stupid joke. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Drink until the bottle's empty. Sing out loud. Tell an asshole how you feel. Let someone know what they're missing. Laugh until your stomach hurts. Live life.

1002. We are all capable of making ourselves happy but happiness is somewhat different when someone else does it for us it's sweeter.

1003. The people you don't even notice or you neglect often knows your worth and the people you care about the most makes you feel trashed.

1004. Technically, I’m single. Emotionally, I’m taken because in my heart, I'll always be his girl even if he doesn't know at all.

1005. If "PLAN A" doesn't work out don't worry, you still have 25 letters left.

1006. Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end and not just settle on a comma, why? Because time will come, you will realize that it's nicer to see a complete sentence, rather than seeing a phrase that doesn't make any sense.

1007. The stolen glance is the oldest trick we know, yet definitely the most obvious sign of hidden admiration.

1009. There's always that one person, no matter how long it's been, or how badly they've treated you, if they say I love you, you will say it back.

1010. I am hyper around my friends, classy in front of the guys, crazy around my family & at a loss for words when I see you.

1011. And he whispered to her "the only way I can hurt you is by holding your hand too tight."

1012. Life would be perfect if:
- Sweatpants were always sexy
- Mondays were fun
- Junk food was healthy
- Drama didn't exist
- Guys weren't so confusing
- Nothing was regrettable
- And goodbyes were only meant until tomorrow

1013. A box full of memories that make you cry: Do you burn them to forget your pain? Or keep them to remember how great it all was?

1014 .Tell me that you've had trouble sleeping; that you toss and turn from side to side; that it's my face you've been seeing in your dreams at night. Tell me that you wake up crying, and you're not exactly sure why. Tell me that something is missing in your life. Tell me that it's just me.

1015. Smile beautifully. Smile big. Smile confidently. That way everyone thinks you've got all kinds of secret things going on. & that keeps them wanting more & when they want more; you're automatically interesting.
- Paris Hilton

1016. While some girls doodle hearts, I doodle tiny stars, little wishes for everything to be okay.

1017. You have probably asked me who I liked and I said, "no one." But, what I really meant was, "no one but you."

1018. If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change into a new costume and coming back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?

1019. You're the kind of guy that can make me sit on my bed; listen to music, and just smile. Just because the songs remind me of you.

1020. A wise man once said that every person should maintain at least 3 types of friends:
1. Person of your own age whom you can talk over your problems and goals with confidence.
2. Person older than you to whom you can confide and be assured of wise counsel.
3. Person younger than you whom you can help. It’s not only being helped but in helping others that you can find release from your inner tensions.

Quotes 961- 990

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961. You bite your lip; you keep pretending that you're made of stone. You never let it show, but darling, everybody knows.

962. You know what’s funny? Those things that you did when we were together that would always piss me off are the things that I miss the most. You know when you’d never stop talking when I was trying to watch a movie, or how you would always be a smart ass, or how about all the times when you insisted that you loved me more. When you’d playfully make fun of me for saying something wrong, or when you’d pick me up & carry me & throw me in the snow, & when you’d call me later than you were supposed to. Those are the things I want back. It’s weird, I used to think that when I was apart from you, I’d be glad I wouldn’t have to put up with them, but now those are the things I miss the most

963. You’re my first love, the kind that only happens once. & the kind that lasts forever. The couple that everyone looks at and says: "they're perfect."

964. A hangover lasts a day but our drunken memories lasts a lifetime.

965. Trust me, I know how it feels. I know exactly how it feels to cry in the shower so no one can hear you. Waiting for everyone to be asleep so you can fall apart. For everything to hurt so bad you just want it all to end. I know exactly how it feels.

966. I'm the girl biting her lip, with her hands in her pockets; the girl with tears glittering in her eyes, just not ready to let go.

967. Finally I have found a place into which I fit perfectly, safely & securely with no doubts, no fears, no sadness, and no tears. This place is filled with happiness & laughter, yet it is spacious enough to allow me the freedom to move around, to live my life & to be myself. This wonderful place, which I never believed really existed, I have found finally, in your arms, in your heart, in your love.

968. Remember when a "Cross my heart, swear to die, stick a needle in eye" was all you needed from someone to tell them your deepest secret?

969. Is it frustrating that you can't be with this person? That there's something keeping you apart that there's something about this person that you can connect with? And whenever you're near this person, you don't know what to say, and you say everything that's in your mind and in your heart, and you know that if you could just be together, that this person would help you become the best possible version of yourself.
-Dan in Real Life

970. Here's a toast; to the good days, the better friends. The ones that you just can't live without. The people that have taught you how to party, how to live, how to have a good time just sitting around. Here is to the people that, no matter how bad things seem, are going to be there for you to lean back on and catch you if you fall.

971. She's just an average teenage girl who listens to her Ipod too much her friends can be her angels while her family can be her enemies. She laughs a lot & smiles through it all even though she fakes it; she's still going to take it.

972. They say we haven't been through half as much as they have. Sure, they watched in horror as they heard the news of Kennedy being shot, and went through the Vietnam War. They went through Raids, the Kent State Mystery, but we've been through Columbine and saw the Twin Towers fall. We've been through Virginia Tech, and had to fight alcoholism, and battle eating disorders. We fight a different kind of war, one with ourselves & never being good enough. We've seen bulimia and anorexia. They thought we haven't been through much, but we've been through just as much, and maybe more.

973. Never wake up before ten; never go to bed before three. Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal. How boring? I'm yawning.
- PARIS HILTON

974. He was the first guy I was nervous to call. He was the first guy I ever went on a date with. The first guy I truly held hands with. The first guy I would stay on the phone for hours. He was my first true boyfriend. He was my first, second & third kisses. He was my first everything. And let's face it, he still is.

975. You want more money? People are in poverty. You want a boyfriend? Someone doesn't even have parents. You're hungry? A child is starving. You want to go to the mall? Someone is looking for anything that they can wear just to stay warm. You're chilly? Others are frozen. You want those shoes in another color? Others don't even have one pair. You hate school? Others would love to go to school for one day.
You just want to die? Most people want to live.
Don't waste your time on things that you think you want, because there is always someone out there who needs it much more than you could ever possibly know.

976. When it comes to teenage love; these are the years. When else is he gonna leave flowers on your porch? Or sit on the trampoline and count the stars with you? Don’t waste the bittersweet taste of his lips, because you're only young once. Young love is the best kind. The most fun, most precious. These are the years people who say teens are too young to love, they don't understand. Teenage love is the best, the most romantic. These are the years. Don’t let them pass you by.

977. Seeing you today made me realize just how far apart we've got. I hesitated too long to say hello, even though I should have. I wanted to see how you were doing, but we're strangers now. You don't even know me anymore, and maybe you don't want to.

978. All she's ever really wanted is someone who will sit with her under the stars and not want anything more than to look in her eyes and say, "you're the one I’ve been waiting for."

979. I guess you do learn a lot in high school. I’m not talking about math, English, or biology. I’m talking about life. You learn who your friends are, you learn love. You learn what you want in life, & mostly you learn who the real you is.

980. Did you ever notice that people give up on love as they get older? When you’re a little girl, all you want to do is fall in love. Then when you’re a teenager, every guy you meet you think is ‘the one’. Then when you’re an adult, and you’ve been hurt from the breakups as a teen, you’re not interested in love anymore. You just don’t want to be alone, so you settle for someone you might not even know isn’t your soul mate. I know so many adults that aren’t truly where they want to be. I just try to think about what they might have went through to make them settle for second best, and I hope that doesn’t happen to me

981. Treat everyone with LOVE, even those who are rude to you not because they are not nice, but because you are nice.

982. After all, to the well-organized mind, death is the next great adventure.

983. I don't believe that true love means letting go because true love means loving more than enough that you would never even think of leaving at all.

984. You can always love two persons at the same time always possible but you can never love both with the same weight NEVER.

985. Isn't it nice to hear when someone asks you to stay with them? Because it's never wrong to admit, you need someone to be happy.

986. Sometimes I wish he'd be just like my dad always scared to lose me even though he knows I belong to him right from the start.

987. Even if you treat people kindly and honestly, most of them will still hate you for some reason and you can't complain.

988. You laugh with your friends & hope he's looking your way. You stare at him from far away. You glance at him to see what he's doing. You pay attention to what gum he's chewing. You draw little hearts of you two, together. You dream of the two of you kissing in rainy weather. Honey never let your dreams fall apart, because you too, may have a special place in his heart.

989. They say people falling in line for a ride in amusement parks are insane. They wait for several hours just to experience a 5-minute ride. But actually, it makes sense. They don't just mind waiting; they look for happiness, though they know, it takes time.

990. There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you'd better learn to know the sound of it. Otherwise you'll never understand what its saying.

Quotes 931- 960

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931. Technically, I’m single. Emotionally, I’m completely taken because in my heart, I’ll always be his woman even if he doesn’t know it at all.

932. I want her to be happy, no matter what that means. I want her to find someone who will treat her with all the love she deserved from me. I want her to meet someone who will see her always as I do now.
- Bruce Almighty

933. Cute guys are amazing. Not the super sexy guys, who are too shallow, even for themselves but the ones who are sort of clumsy and dorky at times and who are always sort of sweet. They are the ones worth keeping.

934. We get bigger, we get taller, and we get older. But, for the most part, we're still a bunch of kids, running around the playground, trying desperately to fit in.
- Grey's Anatomy

935. Although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid
- Mary Poppins

936. No girl should ever forget: that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.
- Marilyn Monroe

937. Every relationship is messed up, but what makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.

938. Did you know she has 7 laughs? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she’s making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. One when she’s having fun with her friends. And one, when she is thinking about you.
- Win a date with Tad Hamilton

939. Newsflash: Everyone's scared. That's no reason to run away.
- The Perfect Man

940. I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, what I’ve done. Of who I am. But most of all, I’m scared of walking out of this room, and never feeling the rest of my life, the way I feel when I’m with you.
- Dirty Dancing

941. Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They happen to break you down and build you up so you can be all that you were intended to be.

942. You know what’s funny? Those things that you did when we were together that would always piss me off are the things that I miss the most. You know when you’d never stop talking when I was trying to watch a movie? Or how you would always be a smart ass? Or how about the times when you insisted that you loved me more? When you’d playfully make fun of me for saying something wrong, or when you’d pick me up and carry me and throw me in the snow. Or, what about when you would call later than you were supposed to. Those are the things I want back. It’s weird; I used to think that when I was apart from you, I’d be glad I wouldn’t have to put up with them. But now those are the things I miss the most.

943. I’m not that good of a person. I make mistakes I have regrets. I act a lot slower than I really am. I cry. I laugh way too loud when something isn’t really that funny. And sometimes the mean things people say about me can really get to me. But, when I’m with you, I found none of that matter because you make me smile. Being with all the girls in the world doesn't make you a man but making one girl feel like she is the world well that does.

944. I hate that time before you go to sleep at night because that's when all the thoughts you've been trying to avoid start to linger in your mind.

945. I’m afraid of being alone. When people come into my life, I push them away. I don't know why. I know I'm scared, I don't know if it’s of commitment, of everything in the middle, or of losing them in the end. But I try, I do, I try to let people in, but right when they walk through the front door, they're already being pushed out. Maybe I'm afraid of love.

946. Never use failure as an excuse for not trying again. We may not be able to reclaim the loss, undo the damage or reverse the consequences, but we can always make a new start.

947. Just a thought: If people talk behind your back, it simply means you are several steps ahead of them.

948. Life will never provide warranties and guarantees. It can only provide possibilities and opportunities. It’s up to us to convert them into success. Be happy.

949. "There's no shame in being afraid. Hell, we're all afraid. What you got to do is figure out what you're afraid of, because when you put a face on it you can beat it. Better yet, you can use it. Looking back on what I said all those years ago, all the hopes and dreams I had, I've come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you wanted them to is a measure of a successful life, then some would say I'm a failure."
-One Tree Hill

950. Sometimes you have to let them go not because you suddenly stopped caring for them, but to see if they care enough to come back.

951. Sometimes, no matter how much you like someone, their just not good for you.
-The Hills

952. Sometimes you need to step outside, get some air, and remind yourself of who you are and where you want to be.
- Gossip Girl

953. They say you can't live without love. Yeah, well oxygen's more important.

954. Apologizing is like whiteout. It covers up the mistake, but it never totally goes away.

955. Now I don't like using words like forever but I will love you until the end of today and in the morning when I remember everything you are, I know I’ll fall for you all over again.

956. I can sit & tell myself I'm over you a million times a day but when I'm standing there next to you every word just fades away.

957. People don't change; they just find new ways of lying to you.

958. Men hate to cry, they rarely ever do. But, when a man cries over you, you know he loves you. Because men only cry when they lost something or are afraid of losing something that they love as much or more than themselves.

959. Here's a big fuck you to the calls I waited for. The dates I hoped for. The love I wanted. The tears I cried and the heart you broke, asshole.

960. Go date all those girls. Go date whoever your heart desires because eventually when you're done with all those girls and you find out none of them really loved you; you're going to think about me, and how much I loved you. You never even gave me one chance, and you're going to want a try. But you know what? I’m not going to be there this time

Quotes 901- 930

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901. They say there’s a reason for everything that is happening. But the sad truth is that some reasons are not reasonable enough to justify the cause.

902. Behind one’s sweet smile or cheerful jokes isn’t always a happy story. Remember that dry eyes don’t always mean dry pillows at night.

903. Why do we MISS a person? It is either because we realize that we never treasured the moments when they were always there and it left us wishing we could turn back time again or we were too happy with them, we enjoyed every single moment that we became so used to the idea of having them around.

904. You know what hurts most? It is when you wake receiving so many text messages yet you can’t find the name of the person you want to remember you.

905. The right thing isn’t always really obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else.

906. There is a little truth behind every just kidding. A little curiosity behind every just wondering. A little knowledge behind every I don’t know. A little emotion behind every I don’t care. And a little kick of lie behind the distant eyes of someone saying I don’t love you.

907. Things just happen, things that we may never understand. But we just have to believe that it’s for the best even if it doesn’t always seem that way.

908. Love doesn’t take months to grow. It happens seconds after you meet the person. So don’t listen to people who say it’s too early. You fell in love; they obviously don’t know how it works.

909. I don’t understand by the way you look at me why we cannot be together.

910. I just want a different ending to our same old story. Let’s try and make it last this time and prove them all wrong.

911. No matter how many times he hurts me, I will always forgive him. Some may call it stupidity but I call it LOVE.

912. I don’t like missing you. But I love having you to miss.

913. I am no one special. I am a common person with common thoughts and I have led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But I have loved another with all my heart and my soul and to me this has always been enough.

914. It is nice to know that even if love doesn’t work well with me at least to others, it does.

915. Never let him know anything. He will use t against you later.

916. You should never look for someone to complete YOU. A relationship is consists of a balance between two whole individuals.

917. Make him miss you sometimes. When a man always knows where you are and you are readily available, he’ll take you for granted.

918. In a world where almost anyone meets a jerk, you know that you don’t need to be serious.

919. Hang out, pretend and play with them. Have fun and stop anytime. No attachment + no commitment = NO PAIN! Convenient isn’t it? But at the end of the day, you know you are still searching for something genuine. You realize that what you are really looking forward to is having someone who can look at you straight in the eyes and tell you he loves you.

920. Sometimes, we wonder how people become insensitive. We show them how much they mean to us and yet nothing happens. And how insensitive can we get too. We still love them even if we knew.

921. “Sometimes, it is better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.”
- Hercules

922. The habit of staring to someone can lead to either of the two serious consequences: intense addiction with paranoia or falling in love.

923. I guess when you love someone you will realize that it would never be about you and how you want your relationship to be. It is about staying intact and finding ways of making things all right when life says they shouldn’t be. It is called defying all the odds for something they call everything.

924. “The most interesting thing about the heart transplant is that one completely loses his own heart and be replaced with someone else’s heart yet still has the feelings for the same person he loves. This proves that love works in the minds of people and not in their hearts. You will learn how to forget only if you try doing so.”
- Dr. Burke, Grey’s Anatomy

925. Let us always remember that sometimes, we just have to stop pushing ourselves to love or be loved by someone. Sometimes, we just have to be alone to be able to think about what we really want in life, to be able to realize what or who will really make us happy. Sometimes it is only when we start loving ourselves that we are able to realize that real and lasting happiness starts from within ourselves and becomes even more complete when we share it with someone who truly loves us.

926. What does one do when they lose the one thing they think is worth fighting for? They spend their time waiting for a second chance.

927. You yearn for someone not because you want to be complete but because you want to add more color to your life. That person must not necessarily break through your schedule but inspire you to manage your time instead. You see, it is not a matter of distance and time. It is more like a relationship in a higher level. It is smiling alone every once in a while, knowing that somewhere, somehow, someone smiles at the thought of you too.

928. Sometimes, I hate you. I hate how your life seems so perfect without me.

929. We don’t talk anymore and I can’t understand why. It is like you gave me wings and then told me it’s illegal to fly.

930. What’s teenage love? It is staying up late for each other and barely staying awake in class the next day. It is passing each other between classes and stopping by to say hi but end up running to your next class right before the bell rings. It is going to the mall, wandering around hand in hand with a silence that is comfortable. It is watching a movie in the theaters with his arm slowly creeping around your shoulder and you resting your head in his arms. It is walking around at night for no reason at all: his chest, your head and looking at the stars. It is uncertainty of how long it will last. A risk you are both willing to take, even if means you will have a broken heart. It is note yet true love, not like, not lust or infatuation. It is teenage love here to stay, here to play with our hearts and never go away.

Quotes 871- 900

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871. The greatest gift you can give to someone is time because it is like giving a portion of your life that you can never get back.

872. Moving on is not about never looking back. It is taking a glance at yesterday and noticing how much you’ve grown since then.

873. I drink. I fight. I flirt. That’s how people see me. They can’t do anything about it. What they don’t know is that I only drink with people I know will take care of me when I get drunk. I fight when there’s something to fight for especially for my love one’s sake. And I only flirt with the one I know who only flirts with me and no one else.

874. Be with someone who knows your worth. You don’t need too many people to be happy just a few real ones who appreciate you for who you are.

875. There is nothing wrong in showing your love for someone. Let it flow in a right way. Don’t expect, just make them feel loved by you.

876. We all want things to change but once they do, we wonder why things can’t go back to the way they were.

877. The fact that you can’t kiss your elbow is enough to make you realize that some things seem to be so close yet they are bound to be beyond your reach.

878. It is fun being a strong person. You feel invincible like you can face anything that comes your way but you know what sucks being one? It is when people know that you are strong and they think that it’s okay to hurt you.

879. THEORY
You can’t hurt someone who feel nothing special for you.
VICE VERSA
You can’t be hurt by anyone unless that person is somewhat special for you.

880. Don’t you feel mad whenever your sweet dreams are ruined by waking up? I guess that is how life tells us, to wake up from fake beliefs and move on to save is from hurting ourselves/

881. Waiting for the right time may not always be the smart thing to do because sometimes, the wrong moment could be the most perfect of all.

882. Would you rather know or not know? Some say that what you don’t won’t hurt you. But what if you know that you don’t know something, won’t that hurt too?

883. When you have found a reason to walk away, never look back just keep on walking.

884. IRONIC TRUTH:
“The one who’s good in taking care of other people is the same person who needs someone to take care of them.”

885. I don’t stop when I am tired. I only stop when I am done especially in loving someone.

886. All this time, I have been looking for reasons to stay when there are million of reasons slapped on my face for me to go.

887. Oprah says, “Leaving a love you’ve suddenly outgrown can be heartbreaking but it also shows that you are strong enough to walk away from a relationship that no longer makes you happy. Moving out of your comfort zone can be down right scary but it also proves just how brave you are to take on the unknown. Stronger, braver, wiser. You always do a little growing up every time you do a little letting go.

888. Most people are stronger than they know. They just forget to believe it sometimes.

889. Real friends are not those who are always around you when everything is almost perfect. They are the ones who dig deep into the ground when you’re down just to put you up and say everything’s going to be alright.

890. “In the face of true love, don’t just give up even if the object of your affection is begging you to.” - Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl
891. Stupidity: giving up a fight knowing you had a chance to win.
Love: fighting though you knew from the very start that you will never win.
Or is it the other way around?

892. You get in the biggest fights with the people you care about the most because those are the relationships you are willing to fight for.

893. Sometimes, you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking you what the hell happened

894. I always fall for that one guy who is so out of reach but close enough to make it hurt.

895. Nurses are not supermen. They read patient’s chart not their minds. They also have their own insecurities, problems and difficulties in life. They possess strength yet they are vulnerable. They know how to get hurt. So in case your expectations to them become a little too high, think again. Remember what the song “Superman” says, “even heroes have the right to bleed.”

896. Life has great options. But we don’t always have to pick what seems to be the best. Sometimes the best and the perfect are not always what makes as happy.

897. Be happy not because everything’s perfect nor because everything goes your way. Be happy because everything sucks but you are doing just fine.

898. If someone cheats on you, there are two questions that you should ask them: did you forget that you were committed? Or you remembered but you just didn’t care?

899. You will know you made the right decision when you pick up the harder choice and your heart is at peace.

900. Love isn’t always a fairytale.
1. There are people who give so much love to those who don’t love them back.
2. There are some who feel so loved and find out in the end that they were fooled.
3. There are some who is into mutual love but can’t call their partner as their own because someone already holds the title.
4. There are some who give so much love but the other won’t believe because s/he always considers your past.
5. There are some who receive so much love but can’t seem to move on from previous relationship.
6. Others just want to play the game and choose their playmate.
Now, which story is yours?

Quotes 841- 870

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841. In my life, I never tried to impress people for them to lime me, because if I do I will have to keep that image for the rest of my life and it is hard to pretend to be somebody else. I may not be that close to perfection unlike other people. But who cares? It is not them whom I live my life for anyway. What matters is that I know myself and I know how I look like inside.

842. Why do girls cry when relationship ends? Aren’t they are the one being courted? Meaning, they were loved first but the sad part is when they fall, they fall so deep. They love more than men can love them. They give more than men can give them. Men are dying to be with them during courtship but girls would die just to keep and be with them in the relationship. Now you know why tear fall even of they don’t deserve to.

843. Don’t let someone miss you so much because you might never know how you are giving them reasons to forget you.

844. In love, you don’t get to choose. You just fall and you end up with someone in front of you who is so wrong or so not your type yet it feels so incredibly right.

845. Men are like stars. There are millions of them but only one can make your dreams come true.
846. How come that the eye is the most amazing part of a human body? It is because a severe contact with another eye can make you fall in love.

847. Everyone keep on asking me if I am okay. What am I supposed to tell them? No, I am not okay and then what? So I just smile and say I am fine even though I am really dying inside.

848. Do you ever wonder why I turn away when you look at me? It is because I don’t want your eyes to see my desperate heart thinking how perfect we could be.

849. We sometimes think we want to disappear, but all we really want is to be found.

850. Avoiding something doesn’t always mean that you hate it, it could also mean that you want it but you just know that it is not right.

851. No matter how we try to be matured, we will always be a kid when we all got hurt and cry.

852. Some true things:
“You can always get the trust of a man but not his loyalty.”
“And you can always expect a woman’s loyalty but believe me, not her trust.”

853. A guy is not worth fighting for if he can’t even come to the realization that you are fighting for him.

854. You will find out if you are really in love when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams.

855. Stand for every love that you got for him. There are too many souls out there; searching for that thing that you have right now.

856. Great thing about friends:
They will give you loan at a much better rate than the bank.
They share your drink without fear of germs.
They are better at cheering you up that parents do.
Just hearing their voices make you feel better.
Someone whom you can trust your entire password.
Without them, you would never dare to attend school reunions.
They wait with you until your bus comes.
And lastly, friendship is less likely to break up than a romantic relationship would do.

857. Sometimes, we get too possessive with something or someone we don’t even own. It is a side- effect of loving too much and receiving too little.

858. Real love? It is when you go through the hard trials of trust and sacrifices and still wake up every morning falling on love all over again.

859. Infatuation can only hold the mind for a maximum of four months. If it exceeds that point, I guess you are already in love.

860. A nice thought:
Listen to your elder’s advice not because they are always right but because they have more experiences of being wrong.

861. Waiting for the right time may not always be the smart thing to do because sometimes, the wrong moment could be the most perfect of all.

862. Don’t you feel mad whenever your sweet dreams are ruined by waking up? I guess that’s how life tells us, to wake up from fake beliefs and move on to save us from hurting ourselves.

863. Would you rather know or not know? Some say that what you don’t know won’t hurt you. But what if you know that you don’t know something? Won’t that hurt too?

864. How would you measure someone’s sadness? It is not on the amount of tears you have shed but on many times you fake a smile.

865. When you have found a reason to walk away, never look back just keep on walking.

866. I could fall for anyone who treats me special but I want to be assured that at the end of the day, I will be on my home to the one who treats me as his life.

867. IRONICTRUTH
"The one who is good in taking care of other people is the same person who needs someone to take care of them."

868. I don’t stop when I am tired. I only stop when I am done especially in loving someone.

869. All this time, I have been looking for reasons to stay when there are million of reasons slapped on my face for me to go.

870. If people can’t let go of you. It doesn’t mean that they love you. Sometimes, they can't let go of you because they know you are always there when they need you.

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811. Its easy to love someone who simply smiles, talks and stares at you. The only hard thing about that is how to make that person fall for you.

812. The fate of love is that it is always too little or too much. Don’t live your life with someone you want to live with. Live it with someone you can’t live without.

813. There’s nothing wrong with being single. It’s actually nice to be free. I can stay out late every night. I can be my plain old self. The whole world sees that I can take care of myself. But to tell you the truth, I wouldn’t mind having someone walk me home. I wouldn’t mind wanting to look good or trying to be better for someone. I wouldn’t mind letting someone hold me when I’m just too weak to go on. It’s nice to be free. But I wouldn’t mind being bound to someone who loves me.

814. How do you know it’s over? Or does it really matter? Coz even when it seems that the world has given you all the reasons to move on, still you hold on.
815. I knew that looking back at tears would make me laugh. But I never knew that looking back at laughs would cause tears.

816. It’s hard to fall in love again when you’re still attached to your past. You must learn to let go and open your heart to someone else. It’s not easy to do but sometimes you just have to.

817. Maybe sometimes you have to stop waiting for someone to come along and fix what’s wrong. Maybe you have to stop feeling sorry for yourself and realize that no one else has the answer. Sometimes you just have to be your own hero.

818. I’ve always been hurt by the one I love. Always been loved by the person I don’t. The hard thing here is even though I tried to choose the one who loves me; still my heart belongs to the person who hurts me.

819. Peyton once said, “There’s nothing wrong with believing in fairytales. Because in the end, we all live happily ever after.” However, she forgot one important detail. Not everyone we fall in love with means it’s a ‘happily ever after’ story. Most of the time, its just once upon a time.

820. We can never be happy with something that is wrong. But if somewhere along the way, what was wrong has made us happy, and then it must have been right all along.

821. “It’s not about what you look like, or your job or how successful you are. Its about having people in your life that you love and who loves you. That’s all that matters.”
-Miranda Bailey, Grey’s Anatomy.

822. People have the freedom to love. To choose who we give our hearts to. But what’s the use of this freedom if the person you love also has the freedom not to love you back?
823. People see me as a strong, happy, and blessed person. But behind those smiles, they just don’t know how much I’m in pain and almost ‘broken.’

824. “No matter how hard you try not to, you fall. And its scary as hell. But if there’s one good thing about falling, it’s the chance you give others to catch you.”
-Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy.

825. Love can hurt you sometimes. But the only way to get over it is to forget and accept the reality. If someone is gone, there comes a new one. Happiness shall come your way with the person you deserve to have.

826. When you find faults from someone you love, hold on. Don’t judge nor doubt but trust and understand. That someone is doing best to love you more. Remember, love has nothing to explain.

827. “All that a girl needs is a man. Just one guy, who would be man enough to prove to her that not all men are the same.”

828. I wish I was a child forever or a mentally retarded. Somehow an abnormal, or much better be numb, so that I won’t fall in love and I can’t feel this fuckin pain in my heart.

829. “The best date is with someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart.”

830. How to keep someone? Try to be perfect but don’t be. Be considerate but don’t tolerate. Be good but not too nice. Be consistent but not persistent. And best of all, just love never ask.

831. Its hard to say goodbye when that person really means so much to you. But sometimes we have to say goodbye not because you don’t care anymore. But because you already loved too much.

832. How can I keep you, if somebody owns you? How can I go on your way, if somebody’s blocking my way? How can I get you, if somebody’s holding you? How can you be my special someone if there’s someone special to you?

833. Things many can’t buy:
- getting to a class late and realizing that the professor isn’t there yet
- lying on the grass and staring at the sky
– a perfectly delivered punch line
– heartfelt laughter
– dancing in the rain
– waking up early in the morning and finding out that school has been cancelled
– passing a test you were sure you are going to fail
– watching the sunrise and sunset
– singing in the shower – meeting someone you like.
Happiness isn’t about money. It is every little thing around you. Love and appreciate everything. They are God’s gifts.

834. I can never go back to loving you the way I did, knowing that my love wasn’t strong enough the first time around.
– Dawson’s Creek

835. Letting go isn’t a one time thing. It is something you do everyday, over and over again.

836. I miss you every time I walk away from you.
– Run’s House

837. Some people love to make you fall and others love to see you falling and laugh while you struggle to get up. But when you ignore them, do your thing and stand up to everything, you can turn the situation around and step on all those people who broke your heart too many times.

838. Sometimes, broken love is like this: “I will still be thinking of you just the same way. I will still be feeling those butterflies in my stomach whenever you are around. I will still look at you with such wonder of how someone so near to perfection came my way. I will still care for you just the same way. I will still pray for you every night before I sleep. But the only difference is you will never ever know.”

839. Be strong. Never tell yourself, “I am tired.” The more you accept that thought, the more exhausted you will become. But if you tell yourself, “I can do even more,” you will find that there are no limits to what you can accomplish.

840. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

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781. Love until it hurts and when it hurts, love some more. Love until you don’t care about the pain, until you stop expecting anything in return, until all that matters is loving a person the best way you can.

782. “Sometimes we need to forget about the people from our past. Cause there must have been a good reason why they didn’t make it to our future.”

783. I can say I’m fine when you don’t see me cry. I can say I could move on when I can’t even try. I can say I’m happy when I just want to die. But I can’t say “I still love you” after love said “goodbye.”

784. I guess there’s just a point in your life where you just have to accept that not everything you wished or hoped for will come true. A time when you just have to gather up the courage to let it go and entrust everything to God, knowing He won’t allow you to be in situations of pain for the sake of hurting. But for the sake of learning. One day, we will truly understand that He knows us more than we know ourselves. That even when we feel alone and misunderstood, and even sometimes unloved and used, there’s that 1 person who knows all our flaws yet loves us unconditionally, like no man can.

785. Love is like a card game. Sometimes you’re dealt a good hand, sometimes you have to work with what you’ve got, and sometimes you have to fold, and hope the next hand dealt is playable.

786. It’s worth smiling to have you, worth crying to lose you, worth my time to be with you. And worth my life knowing you.

787. Love is never measured by the times he made you laugh, but by the number of times he made you smile after you cried.

788. The only way to know if someone truly loves you is even after you’ve turn him down, you see him rise from the fall. Walked up to you and say: “I love you, more than I ever did before.”

789. “People can hide all things, except two: one, that they are drunk. And two, that they are in love.”

790. Sometimes, the best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.

791. Its sad when you fall for someone and finally decided to stop because of the pain. You tell everyone that you’ve let go and moved on but deep inside you know you haven’t. You never did. Maybe, you never will.

792. “One word frees us of all the weight and pains of life: that word is love”
-Sophocles.

793. A cigarette is like falling in love. When one is within reach, it gives you million reasons to smoke, forgetting the one reason why you shouldn’t.

794. There’s no such thing as not meant to be. For when two persons fall in love they are meant. But sometimes it’s meant, only for a moment.

795. “Mathematically loving someone is not as easy as simple algebra. You have to love infinitely without limits. But learning to let go someone you love is harder. Because the cure cannot be derived and simply does not exist.”
-James Stewart.

796. We don’t choose the person we fall for or get attracted with. It just hits us like a speeding bullet and bang! We couldn’t feel it at first unless we see ourselves bleeding.

797. Don’t be afraid to be loved more than you can return. Be afraid that you don’t give back the love that you can. Love need not be equal or be fair, it only needs to be real.

798. “Tragedies happen. What are you going to do? Give up? Quit? No. I realized now that when your heart breaks you got to fight like hell to make sure you’re still alive because you are. And that pain you feel? That’s life. The confusion and the fear? That’s there to remind you that somewhere out there is something better and that something is worth fighting for.”
-Nathan Scott.

799. The word love is far different from commitment. Love is a gift that anyone can have, but commitment is a sacrifice for love that anyone is capable of. It’s just so sad that the word commitment is enclosed with duties which make it heavy, which makes other people afraid. They may be ready for love, but not for commitment. But come to think of it. Isn’t love enough to keep a commitment?

800. I spent the rest of my life wondering what love could do. I dreamed that it would be damn sweet. I dreamed it would bring me joy. Then love came, what happened to me? I’m hurt!

801. A relationship between two people is like a house. When a light bulb burns out, you do not go and buy a new house. You fix the light bulb.

802. It’s never the tears that measure the pain. Sometimes, it’s the smile.

803. A true man doesn’t need to romance a different girl every night. A true man romances the same girl for the rest of his life.

804. How will you know that your love has faded? It is when you don’t get hurt anymore.

805. Reconciling with someone who had hurt you in the past does not mean that you are setting yourself to be hurt all over again.

806. The biggest lie on this planet is “when I get what I want, I will be happy.” All things have replacement. So when you get something you want, you lose something you need.

807. Why do most people seem to fall for their friend at one point or another? It’s because we see a great person. Someone who knows us inside and out, someone who’s been there when we were down, someone who knows what makes us laugh and what makes us cry, someone who cares. We see the perfect someone in our friend but what we don’t see is that as soon as we take that next step, they will turn into someone we never knew at all. Pathetic truth.

808. The leaves of the trees just keep falling. Lesson? It’s not always for us to keep someone forever. Many of the times we have to let them go. Yet, we are still standing.

809. Just when I think I’m getting my footing back. When I think I can walk away, he says something to pull me back in. into this world where he is the sunrise. The sunset. A world he doesn’t know but he is the center of. A world that I would forget if I only knew how.

810. Why does the one we love so much doesn’t know how much we love them? They take us for granted? Hurts us so much? Maybe because they put in mind that whatever they do, they know we can’t let them go.

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751. Love? It’s complicated, but I’ll tell you this. The minute you’re willing to make yourself miserable to make someone else happy, that’s love right there.

752. A love that was never given a chance is like a ghost that will haunt you forever even when you’re with somebody else. It will always find its way through you and will leave you with endless thoughts of what could’ve been.

753. Falling in love is like standing in a diving board waiting to jump. Whether you live or die depends upon 1 fact. Is there water in the pool or is your mind just telling you there is water because your eyes are closed?

754. You came into my life through a door. Many have slammed it on their way out. Feel free to stay but if the time comes that you would have to leave, please close it gently. I might get hurt.

755. You’re dreaming if you love a guy who’s out of reach. You’re fooling if you love a guy whose love is not yours. But you’re hurting if you love a guy who’s in your reach but then seeing him loving someone that’s not you.

756. I need and want a man who can face everybody and proudly shout how much he loves me. I don’t need a guy who’s only there when I ask him to be. I don’t need a boy who can never show how much he cares for me. If he can’t stand up for what he feels, how can he stand up for me?

757. There’s always pain and disappointments when falling in love. But continue sharing your love coz the more you love, the more you’ll get to know yourself. Coz every person you love becomes your reflection.
758. No matter how bad we think the future may be, it always seems to work out just fine. Life is made of special moments. We simply have to love the journey, not the destination.

759. I’m gonna write on all the stones “I miss you.” And throw it anywhere I want to. All I’ll wish is that one falls on your head so that you will feel how much it hurts missing someone like you.

760. Everybody in this world is scared, and sometimes it takes two scared persons to do one brave thing: to fall in love.

761. Why is it hard to be happy when you’re in love? You worry, cry, and envy others. You give everything yet it isn’t enough. Is it like this when you love someone? Or just stupid to fall for someone who can’t see your worth?

762. Being broken-hearted is like having a broken pair of ribs, on the outside, it looks like there’s nothing wrong. But every breath hurts.

763. Love is not on what is seen outside or how long has he known you. Coz love is all about what’s inside. And how he/she sacrifices to see you smile.

764. Its funny to pretend unhurt when I’m bleeding. To pretend to be strong when I’m weak. To say go away when I mean please stay. And to say I’m over it when I mean was, “I want you back.”
765. Love someone whom you don’t have to be fancy or talk in a special way. You don’t have to remind your manners or wear your best clothes and choose you. You don’t have to pretend you’re happy when feeling sad. Love someone you can cry on, you can laugh out loud with, you can speak your mind or say nothing at all. You don’t have to try hard to impress him/her. Go with someone whom you can just be you and appreciates you for that.

766. When your feelings get too strong for someone, it always wise to stop for a while and give your heart a time to breathe. A time to use your mind, to weigh the situation based on reason, not on emotion!

767. Sweet thought: missing someone gets easier everyday coz even though you’re one day further from the last day you saw the person, you’re one day closer to the next time you will.

768. Look for the guy who’d accept you beyond what eyes can see. Love you for who you are and what you can be. A guy who’d cherish you more than his peers. And won’t treat you as a girl but his life!

769. You are part of someone else’s life. Others fill their loves with pieces of you. So if you run out of reasons to live, remember that someone else’s life can never be complete without you in it.

770. No one can ever promise you they will never hurt you. Because at one time or another it will happen. The real promise is if the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end.

771. People fall in love not knowing why or how. It’s a special feeling that doesn’t require much answer. You just love no matter how stupid you become.

772. I’ve come to realize that destiny can hurt a person as much as it can bless. And I find myself wondering, “Why do I have to fall for someone who could be my destiny but can never be mine?”

773. Love isn’t when you can’t sleep; it’s when you want to keep your eyes open. Love isn’t when you keep holding on, it’s when you learn to let go. Love isn’t when you kill yourself with jealousy, it’s when you understand. Love isn’t when you fall for someone; it’s when you catch that person when he falls. Love isn’t when you see him everywhere, it’s when you close your eyes and he’s still there. Love isn’t when you tell him of your feelings; it’s when you give up everything for his sake. And love isn’t when you think you were blind, its when you know that you are wrong but you didn’t mind.

774. Its sad to let go of someone for a reason you just can’t explain. But it would hurt even more, if one day you cross paths again and both whispered, “How I wish, I haven’t give up!”

775. When you truly love someone, you’re going to fight for what you believe is right. It doesn’t matter if the world told you its wrong, coz if you really love each other, you don’t need the world! You just need one another.

776. Do you know how painful it is to give up on someone coz you don’t have any choice but to do so? It’s like falling off on the 11th floor of a building and sadly, you end up alive.

777. I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mood of coldness. Before you realize, it has consumed you before you should have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again, you crave for another cup. Just like love.

778. If you want pain, if you like tears, if you need sleepless nights and suffering, find a friend. And fall in love. Ever had the feeling? You attempt and fight hard to take someone off your mind and off your life. But each time you are in that person’s presence, you just can’t help but fall.

779. I had a dream last night. You were hanging on the edge of a cliff. I reached out my hands to you. But someone down there offered to catch you. You know why my tears fell? I saw you let go.

780. Losing the one you love hurts. Some people say you’ll get over that person easily. But it really isn’t easy especially when that person you love was the only love you ever wanted.

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721. Do you know the reason behind why nobody’s perfect? It’s because of love. We are all destined to love an imperfect person. Our mission is to fill each other’s emptiness. It’s nice to know the fact that you love someone behind his imperfections. Love bears with all things. No one can hinder and there is no perfect reason why you love a certain person. That’s love. As the saying goes, “to love is not by finding a perfect person. But by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”

722. Why do we close our eyes when we dream? That’s because the most beautiful in life are unseen. So ask me. Why can’t I see you right now??

723. The person meant for you is the person who’ll love you even when there’s no more reason to love you. For in your nothingness, the one meant for you will find what’s lovable in you.

724. Love can feel like heaven and could hurt like hell. It’s true that to accept the rose, you must accept the thorns. And if you have the courage to love, you must have the courage to suffer.

725. Love’s an irony. Whenever one feels joy, the other is lonely. Whenever one feels bliss, the other bears the pain. Why? Because the other was fatally in love with the one. And that’s the sad thing about love; an individual can never have two or three. He must be consistent with a wonderful number called, “one.”

726. He used to be so sweet and everything seemed so mice when we’re together. But suddenly everything changed. Now, do I miss him? No. I miss who I thought he was.

727. Pain and sorrow go hand in hand with true love. For love is never ideal but real. So don’t even wonder what heartaches are for. Remember the song iris? “You bleed just to know you’re alive.”

728. Its not bad to fall in love with a friend. Just be sure of what you feel and be ready to risk something. Coz loving a friend is the most beautiful thing yet the most painful of all.

729. If love is the greatest thing on earth, if love can make all possible, if love can build anything, if love combine everything, if love conquers all, then why does love makes my tears fall?

730. I once asked my mirror why when I think of the person I love, I cry. And she told me, “when dreams won’t fit our eyes, they fall and become tears.”

731. I’m not a good lover. I mess up. I start fights. I get jealous easily. And I get mad always. But there are three things I do love about myself. I don’t play. I give my all. And I love truly.

732. Love is not about judging or being a perfectionist. Love is about accepting, understanding, self-sacrificing and most of all love is supposed to make you happy – not stupid.

733. An angel asked me to give a good reason why I care for you so much. I smiled and said, “Coz there is no reason not to.”

734. Love is like the rain. It gently pours. But sometimes its raging fast. But why is the rain so special? Coz like love, you can feel it. But you can’t stop it.

735. I could never choose what’s good for you. Neither could I say what you should do. But remember that when the best things are going wrong, I will be here to make you strong.

736. I approached a kid and asked: What is love? The kid answered, “Hmmm, love is when a puppy licks your face.” I laughed but then he added: “even after you left him alone all day.”

739. It hurts when the one you love left you and say, “You deserve someone better.” But then all you can say is, “maybe I do.” But deep inside you’re crying coz you know you can’t find a better if you already found the best.

740. I learned to love someone with all my life. But there came a point when I got tired not of loving but of sacrificing all that I have. Then a thought came to my mind. I have given everything but have received nothing but pain and tears in return. Is this enough to prove that I really love that person? Or is it a sign telling me to stop sacrificing and learn to love myself a little more?

741. When you hold someone, hold them like it’s the last time you’ll ever see them. And when they go, don’t make reasons for them to stay. Only reasons for them to return!

742. “Love is like handing someone a gun. Having them pointing at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger.”

743. Who has the power to end a relationship? The guy or the girl? You may think that it’s the woman who has it. But you’re wrong! In reality, it is the man who says it all. For once he’s given up, there’s no turning back! Coz most women break it off only for the hope of a sweet comeback!

744. Sometimes love is a playing card. So be careful to whom you choose. Love spade, love heart, love diamond, love flower. But never love the joker.

745. It isn’t easy to hurt the one you love. It isn’t easy to pretend you’re happy. But the most difficult thing you could experience is when the one you loved so much hurt you so bad and didn’t even notice your tears.

746. “How do you see that someone special is the one?” pretty much like finding the end of a roll of scotch tape. You don’t need to see, you just feel it.”

747. The saddest quote by the funniest man ever born on this planet. “I always like walking in the rain as no one can see me crying.”

748. I have watched the sun set and I have witnessed it rise. Love is often like that. I have loved and I have been hurt more. I have seen cruel breakups and I guess, I have been one of those. But you know what hurts most? It’s looking at someone slip away. Without you knowing why.

749. Loving someone desperately is like holding a broken piece of glass. Not wanting to give up but your hands feel the pain. And when you finally let go, you’re free from pain but your hands are empty and bleeding.

750. I wish I was a star not because I want to shine. Not because I want to have the whole sky. Not because I want to be with other stars. But because I want to heart all your wishes and make them true for you.

TWILIGHT 1- 30

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1. I'm a girl, of course I want a fairy tale ending. But I don't need a knight on a white horse.. I'd settle for a vampire on a shiny silver volvo.

2. Sometimes, love finds us when hope is fading and the TWILIGHT is settling in.
It leads up safely through the darkest nights when the shining NEW MOON fills the cloud sky
As it blooms and grows, It`s sparkling light is enough to ECLIPSE the brightness of the wonderful BREAKING DAWN. :)

FROM THE MOVIE

3. Isabella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: ...a while.

4. Edward Cullen: Are you afraid?
Isabella Swan: I'm only afraid of losing you.

5. Isabella Swan: Will you tell me the truth?
Edward Cullen: No, probably not.
[Bella turns away slighly angry]
Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radiocative spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: All superhero stuff right? But what if I'm not the hero? What if I am the bad guy?
Isabella Swan: You're not.
[Edward smiles]

6. Edward Cullen: I only said it would be better if we weren't friends, not that I didn't want to be.
Isabella Swan: What does that mean?
Edward Cullen: It means if you're smart... you'll stay away from me.
Isabella Swan: Okay, let's say for argument's sake that I'm not smart.

7. Isabella Swan: I'd never given much thought to how i would die...

8. Isabella Swan: Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder.

9. Edward Cullen: Hold on tight, spidermonkey.
[climbs up tree]
Edward Cullen: Do you trust me?
Isabella Swan: In theory...
Edward Cullen: Close your eyes.
[Jumps to next tree and climbs to top]
Edward Cullen: [Bella gasps] What?
Isabella Swan: This isn't real. This kind of stuff just doesn't exist.
Edward Cullen: It does in my world.

10. Edward Cullen: I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
Isabella Swan: Then don't.

FROM THE BOOKS

TWILIGHT

11. "I'd never given much thought to how I would die--though I'd had reason enough in the last few months--but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this."
-- Bella

12. "'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,' he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
'What a stupid lamb,' I sighed.
'What a sick, masochistic lion.'"
-- Edward and Bella

13. "If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it."
-- Edward

14. "I'm sorry if there's been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight.' Edward's tone changed, and the threat in his voice was suddenly much more evident as he continued. 'To be perfectly honest, she'll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I'm sorry about your evening.'"
-- Edward

NEW MOON

15. "Of course, I'll always love you...in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it's time for a change. Because I'm...tired of pretending to be something I'm not, Bella. I am not not human. I've let this go on much too long, and I'm sorry for that."
-- Edward

16. 'Bears don't want to eat people. We don't taste that good.' He grinned at me in the dark cab. 'Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you'd taste good.'
'Thanks so much,' I said, looking away. He wasn't the first person to tell me that."
-- Jacob and Bella

17. "Even more, I had never meant to love him. One thing I truly knew - knew it in the pit of my stomach, in the center of my bones, knew it from the crown of my head to the soles of my feet, knew it deep in my empty chest - was how love gave someone the power to break you. I'd been broken beyond repair."
-- Bella

ECLIPSE

18. "We’re a bit sensitive to blood around here. I’m sure you can understand that."
— Bella Swan

19. "There’s something…strange about the way you two are together… The way he watches you—it’s so…protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something."
— Renee Dwyer

20. "I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
— Emmett Cullen

21. "Here's the thing. . .I've already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are."
— Bella Swan

22. "Do you ever think that your life might be easier if you weren’t in love with me?"
— Edward Cullen

23. "I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture."
— Bella Swan

24. "Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn't have a happy ending—but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestones now."
— Rosalie Hale

25. "You aren't exactly the best judge of what is or isn't dangerous."
— Edward Cullen

26. "Besides…the more time I spend with you, the more human emotions seem comprehensible to me. I’m discovering that I can sympathize with Heathcliff in ways I didn’t think possible before."
— Edward Cullen

27. "Do you think either of them would give up if you died? They'd still fight, we all would. You can't change anything, so just be good, okay?"
— Alice Cullen

28. "I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
— Edward Cullen

BREAKING DAWN

29. "You'll hurt her. Let her go."
— Seth

30. "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
"Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."
— Alice and Bella

Tips ni Bob Ong

2008-11-21T22:08:00.000+08:00

tips para di ka magsisi sa huli:

* kung di ka willing masaktan, habang nanliligaw pa lang xa e patigilin mo na. kakambal ng pagmamahal ang sakit at sakripisyo. mas maganda kung ienjoy mo muna ang buhay single. mahirap na bumalik sa mundo ng single ng hindi ka injured. suportahan mo kami. NO TO BOYS! :))1

* isipin mo ang history ng manliligaw mo. kung mabilis xa magpalit at magsawa noon, nako. magisip ka na. di tayo mga damit na kapag madumi na e magpapalit lang.

* pwede ring itanong mo yung dahilan ng break up nila ng ex niya. mas maganda kung alam mu yung panig nilang dalawa. malay mo nagsisinungaling yung isa. db? haha. dun mo malalaman kung good boy talaga xa o hindi.

* kung first ka man nya, siguraduhin mo na mature enough na xa para sa commitment. hindi lang kasal ang bawal iluwa pag mainit. tandaan mo yan.

* siguraduhin mo na nakapag move on na talaga xa sa ex niya ha! nako. wala akong masabi sa mga lalaking ganito.

* wag na wag kang maniniwala sa mga sinasabi niya. sabihin mo na ipakita niya by actions hindi sa mga mabulaklak na salita lamang.

* hindi porke pinagkakagastusan ka niya ng pera at oras niya ngaun e mahal ka na niya. ul*l! magisip ka nga. baka di mo alam ang pera at oras na masasayang mo kapag iniwan ka nyan. hahaha!

* di porke pinili ka niya ngaun e ikaw na talaga ang mahal niya. siguro he just took you for granted kasi ayaw sa kanya nung mahal niya.

* wag kang magbibigay ng alam mong pagsisisihan mo lang. wag mong ibigay ang mga bagay na di mo na mababawi kelanman. wag mong ibigay lahat. in short, tikim tikim lang. :))

* magingat sa mga libre at bigay sayo. baka pag tapos na ang lahat sa inyo at magsumbatan kayo, e magulat ka na lang na loan pala yun at kelangan mong bayaran. may tubo pa.

* kung nagiisip ka ng pwedeng iregalo sa kanya, tip ko sau e picture nio. ung malaki ha. ung hapi kaung dalawa. ung PINAKA maganda niong pic ever. para kapag naghiwalay kau at sa tuwing nakikita niya un e manghihinayang siya sau na tipong masasabi niya sa sarili nia, 'SAYANG pinakawalan ko pa itong perfect girl na ito.' oh well. haha.

* bumili ka ng katalinuhan. oo, tanga ka pero wag mong abusuhin ang prebilehiyo ng pagiging t*nga. sayang naman ang paghihirap ng magulang mo kung magpapakat*nga ka sa walang kwentang lalaki.

* magimbak ka ng kahihiyan at awa sa sarili mo. kelangan un.

* wag akuin ang di mo kasalanan. kapag nasanay xa, aabusuhin niya un. magmumukha kang kawawa. eww.

* lagi mong tandaan na kung mahal ka talaga niya, hindi kailanman sasagi sa isip niya na saktan ka. kung tunay syang lalaki, may paki sya sa nararamdaman mo at sa relasyon niyo.

TANDAAN MO pagdating sa break up:

* pag sinabi nilang kelangan nila ng time ang ibig sabihin nun e kelangan nila ng time para makapag hanap. di totoo na hahanapin nila ang sarli nila. ibang bagay ang gusto nilang hanapin. at di nila yun nahanap sau.

* "kaya sila gmgawa ng mga stupid reasons kasi ayaw nila tayong masaktan.."

* "..pero hindi nila alam mas nasasaktan tayo ng bonggang bongga!" --sabi ng taong itago na lang natin sa pangalang liit. :))

* pag sinabi na nilang namimiss na nila ang sarili nila, ibig sabihin nun nasasakal na sila sau. madame kang sigurong limitations. marami xang di nagagawa dahil sau. ganun kasimple.

* kaya nambababae ang mga lalaki ay dahil sawa na sila sau. gusto nila magexplore ng iba.

* pag nakipag hiwalay sau na walang matinong dahilan, haha, malamang bakla un.

* lahat ng lalaki tumitingin sa iba. tama ang nabasa mo. LAHAT. di man nila aminin pero ganun un. darating at darating ang point na mapapatingin sila sa iba. pero yung iba hanggang tingin lang. un ang good boy! pero totoo nga un. kaya nga tayo may peripheral vision diba? para di mahalata na nasa iba yung tingin. tama ba? tsaka sadyang ginawa ang mata ng mga lalaki na mabilis. well, ginawa namang mabilis ang utak ng mga babae. hahaha!

tips kapag nagsisi ka na:

* hello? di pa katapusan ng mundo. THERE ARE MANY FISH IN THE SEA. maganda ka. maniwala ka sa nanay mo.

* normal na umiyak ka. pero wag naman sa harap niya na with matching tulo pa ng sipon ha. ampanget. swear!

* wag kang makikinig sa mga slow na song na tipong sinasampal sayo ung mga lyrics.

* maniwala ka sa kasabihang, "new haircut, new boyfriend" baka naman hiniwalayan ka dahil sa buhok mong pagkaganda ganda!

* wag kang magpuyat sa kakaiyak. baka madaig mo pa ang patay sa lalim ng mata mo. maawa ka naman sa sarili mo.

* wag kang magmukmok. lumabas kau ng friends mo. malay mo nasa mall ang man of your dreams.

* wag mo syang burahin sa Y!m at friendster mo. pustahan di ka makakatiis nyan. di mo mapipigilang magtanong sa kaibigan mo kung anong stat msg nya, kung ol ba xa, kung sino nacocomments sa kaya at sino ang mga featured friends niya. ung*s! nangiistorbo ka sa buhay ng may buhay. bura bura epek ka pa dyan e kabisado mo naman. ikaw yung magmumukhang loser sa pag add mu uli sa kanya.

* wag na wag kang magpapapansin sa YM. wag ka maglagay ng mga paawang epek na stat msg or magON and OFFline ka ng ilang beses dyan. ikaw lang ang magmumukhang tanga. loser!

* iwasan ang paglalagay sa group message ng bitter quotes at special mentions na malalandi ung tipong lahat e para sa lalaki. wag mo nang daanin sa group message! sabihin mo na lang sa harap niya. hahaha!

* wag mo na din itry na burahin yung number niya. alam nating lahat na kabisado mo yan.

* tandaan mo na tao lang xa. hindi xa perpekto. hindi xa hangin na kelangan mo sa araw araw at minuminuto. kung yaw mo maniwala, adik ka g*go!

* wag sasabak sa sumbatan ng wala kang armas at kung alam mong dehado ka. para din yang intermission number. bongga ka kung mei hayop kang entrance at exit. :))

* kung gusto mo talagang magpakamatay, bahala ka. lugi ka noh. lam mo kung bakit? dahil sa dami dami ng lalaki sa mundo e xa lang natikman mo. payag ka nun? explore gurl!

* wag kang iinom ng di mo kaya. wala kang mapapala. di mo malilimutan yung hapdi na ginawa niya sau. ang tanging bagay lang na malilimutan mo e yung mga k*t*rantaduhang ginawa mo habang lasing ka. hindi masusulusyunan ng isa o kahit ilan pang bote ng alcohol yang problema mo.

* kung tips sa pagpapakamatay ang hanap mo, ang pinaka magandang solusyon ay pagpapanggap. yung tipong friends forever kuno kau. kwento niya yung bago niya. ipagyayabang niya kung gaano kaganda, kasexy, kabaet, katalino, kayaman, kasweet at lahat ng oposit mo ung girl niya. anong kamatay matay dun? edi yung pagpapanggap mo na napakasaya mo para sa kanya kahit gusto mo na xang hilahin sa impyerno.

* wag kang magpanggap na masaya ka. tanggapin mo na lang. kahit unti unti. wag kang maging plastik sa sarili mo. loka. baka magulat ka isang araw hindi mo na kilala kung sino ka. magpakatotoo ka. walang masama dun. pero hinay lang at baka may nasisipa ka na jan.

* wag kang maghabol. wag ka umasang babalik pa yan. lalaki lang ulo niya. magiging feeling xa. gusto mo?

* hindi masarap ang pride. actually, nakakalason. wala akong kilala na naging masaya sa pagkain ng pride niya.

* kung babalik yan, magingat ka. kung nagawa na niya sau un, kaya niyang gawin uli un. wag ka maniwala kaagad na nagbago at nagsisisi xa. mas masakit kapag second time na niloko ka nya.

* pero wag mong isara ang puso mo sa kanya. malay mo nagbago at narealize na niya ung pagkakamali niya. hmm. ay wait. ERASE ERASE!!

* higit sa lahat. wag mong isasara ang puso mo sa ibang lalaki. wag mong sabihin na di ka na magmamahal muli. sa ngayon siguro, oo, masasabi mo yan pero pag mei nakasabay kang gwapong lalaki sa jeep e parang nalimutan mo na isinumpa mo ang lahat ng mga lalaki. maiisip mo, 'di naman lahat ng lalaki katulad ng ex ko.' HAHA. t*nga!

Bob Ong Quotes 51- 80

2008-11-21T22:06:00.002+08:00

51. Masuwerte ako dahil pinaglaro at pinag-aral ako ng mga magulang ko nung bata pa 'ko. Hindi pala lahat ng bata e ay dumadaan sa kamusmusan.
-Bob Ong

52. Hindi ako takot na malaman ang pananaw nila, dahi sa huli opinyon ko rin naman ang masusunod.
-Bob Ong

53. Maitim man o maputi ang kulay ng balat, lahat ng tao'y magkakapantay; mangyayaring siya'y higitan sa dunong, sa yaman, sa ganda, ngunit di mahihigitan sa pagkatao.
-Bob Ong

54. Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa.. kasi, hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.
-Bob Ong

55. Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran sila? Kailangan nila libutin ang buong mundo para makaharap ulit ang TAONG TINALIKURAN nila.
-Bob Ong

56. Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.
-Bob Ong

57. Kung hindi mo mahal and isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.
-Bob Ong

58. Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pagtinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang, hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon.
-Bob Ong

59. Kung maghihintay ka nang ng lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din.
-Bob Ong

60. Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawakan ng iba.
-Bob Ong

61. Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.
-Bob Ong

62. Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.
-Bob Ong

63. Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang.
-Bob Ong

64. Hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan.
-Bob Ong

65. Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.
-Bob Ong

66. Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal. Nakakatakot mahulog at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.
-Bob Ong

67. Wala namang masama sa pangingibang-bayan. Walang masama kung gusto mong lisanin ang barkong sa tingin mo'y papalubog na. Basta't wag mo lang hahagisan ng anumang pabigat ang barko habang pinagsusumikapan itong isalba ng ibang tao.
-Bob Ong

68. Hindi naman lagi iiyak ang mundo para lang sa isang tao.
-Bob Ong

69. Muntik akong madisgrasya paglabas ng eskwelahan. wala ako sa sarili. doon ko lang nalaman na ganon pala ang college. Gaguhan.
-Bob Ong

70. Mas madali pang ulitin ang isang subject kesa maghunting ng teacher para magcompletion.
-Bob Ong

71. Ano namang mapapala mo kakaisip sa nakaraan at sa mga pwede pang mangyari? wala knaman sigurong super powers para maibalik ang nakalipas na. Dapat matuto kang pahalagahan ang mga nangyayari sayo sa kasalukuyan. Isipin mo yung ngayon. I-enjoy mo lang ang buhay. Wag kang emo. Hindi ka talaga magiging masaya kung di mo tutulungan ang sarili mo. Natural lang na makaramdam ng lungkot paminsan-minsan pero ang pagiging miserable? Wag kang hibang choice mo yan.
-Bob Ong

72. Huwag mong maliitin ang kakayahan mong tsumamba.
-Bob Ong

73. Ang babae, nirerespeto, inaalagaan!Hindi yan PSP na bubunutin mo lang sa bulsa pag gusto mo ng paglaruan.Hindi yan IPOD na papakinggan mo lang kapag wala kang libangan.At hindi yan RED HORSE na pwede mong laklakin hanggang madaling-araw.Ang babae, marami mang arte sa katawan, hindi yan gadget para kolektahin at paglaruan.
-Bob Ong

74. Paano mo masasabing special ka sa isang tao kung ang bawat ginagawa niya sayo ay ginagawa din niya sa iba?
-Bob Ong

75. Paghahangad ng diploma - ritual yon, tradisyon, sakramentong hinihingi ng lipunan para makapagtrabaho ka at kumita nang disente. at oo, para na rin respetuhin ka ng ibang tao.
-Bob Ong

76. Parang 'times up' ang reunion, 'pass your papers, finished or not'. oras na para husgahan kung naging sino ka o kung naging magkano ka.
-Bob Ong

77. Kung pumapasok tayo sa eskwela para lang makahanap ng trabaho at kumita ng pera balang-araw, di na nakakapagtaka kung bakit marami ang namamatay na mangmang. Nakalimutan na ng tao ang kabanalan nya, na mas marami pa syang alam kesa sa nakasulat sa transcript of records nya, mas madami pa syang gawin kesa sa nakalista sa resume' nya at mas mataas ang halaga nya kesa sa presyong nakasulat sa payslip nya tuwing sweldo.
-Bob Ong

78. Ang kapangyarihan ay tatagal lang ng ilang taon - anim, sampu, dalawampu.... pero ang impluwensya daang taon.
-Bob Ong

78. Handa ka bang magtanim ng batas sa gubat? kaya mo bang ipag utos sa mga hayop ang respeto? desidido ka bang damitan sila ng dangal at prinsipyo? determinado ka bang sugpuin ang kabangisan? nais mo bang magturo ng malasakit sa kapwa at pagkakaisa? kakayanin mo bang magpadikta sa bulong ng konsensya? gusto mo ba talagang makialam sa natural na takbo ng buhay - sa gubat?
-Bob Ong

79. Marami na ang ayaw sa Pilipinas pero walang nagtatanong kung gusto sila ng Pilipinas.
-Bob Ong

80. Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakatakot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.
-Bob Ong

Tagalog Quotes 131- 160

2008-11-07T22:16:00.000+08:00

131. Hindi madaling magmahal ng iba, lalo na kung sa nakaraan ay may minahal ka ng sobra, pero minsan kailangan kalimutan ang nakaraan dahil ang magandang dahilan ay matatagpuan mo, sa kasalukuyan.

132. Masakit isipin na nagmahal ka sa taong alam mong di pwedeng mahalin. Subalit pano mo sya matututunang kalimutan, kung habang dumaraan ang mga araw, mas lalo mo syang minamahal..

133. GIRL and BOY with their friends in the school canteen.
BOY: mauna na ko. [sabay grab sa hands ng GIRL patayo din.]
GIRL: bakit?
BOY: [pointing on a sign board that says do not leave your VALUABLE things unattended.]

134. A girl woke up and texted his bf.
“Good morning po! I love you.” The guy replied, “Good am din pero baka nakakalimutan mo. HINDI na po tayo.”

135. In a girl’s life, there are many struggles, fears, heartbreaks and sadness but it doesn’t really matter at all. Our main goal is “MANATILING MAGANDA SA KABILA NG PROBLEMA.”

136. Ako yung tipo ng taong kumerengkeng man ng todo, kiligin sa iba at magka- crush ng tatlong dosena ang puso ko naman ay para lang sa iisa.

137. PSEUDO – RELATIONSHIP
No commitments involved. You are uncertain ton your role in his/ her life. You can’t expect him/her to be always there for you. You can’t demand. You can’t be jealous. There is no US. Meron lang “me” and “you.” You can’t be sure of his/her feelings for you. And this will make you wonder where you are in the relationship or if there is a relationship at all. But why do ithers still settle for this kind of relationship? For fun? Kilig feeling? Para lang may makasama habang wala ang real thing? Maybe. But if one gets cold then that’s the end of everything. The relationship is false but surely the pain is real. You will be miserable hoping to being back what you used to have. Only to find out that he/she has another pseudorelationship with somebody else. Hirap no? but that’s the consequences kasi from the start wala ka na,ang pinanghahawakan dahil PARANG kayo lang pero hindi naman talaga. At usually hanggang dun na lang. Hay ironic no?

138. Bakit ang tao kadalasang sinsabi, “Iiwan na kitang mag- isa ha.” Pero ako, hindi mo maririnig sa akin yan lasi para sa akin mas maganda kaoag, “Maiiwan tayong dalawa ah kahit mawala man silang lahat.”

139. Ang sakit palang malaman na yung mahal mo ay massaya kahit wala ka na.

140. Hindi ko alam kung kayak o siyang patawarin, kung kaya kong kalimutan lahat ng kasalanan niya.

141. MASARAP DAW MAGING SINGLE:
1. Palagi gumigimik
2. Pwede uminom lagi
3. Walang nangingialam sayo
4. Nagagawa mo lahat
5. Pwede i-date kahit sino
PERO pagkatapos ng kasiyahan at nag- iisa ka na, Masaya pa rin kaya? Masaya ang single pero mas Masaya kung pag- uwi mo, may taong naghihintay sa’yo at magsasabing, “Honey, how’s your day? Namiss po kita” Oh, di ba?

142. Okay lang masaktan at umiyak. Okay lang magselos at magtampo. Wag ka lang manahimik pag alam mong tama ka. Babae ka eh at nagmamahal ka pero wag nya lang sasabihing lalaki siya para saktan at paluhain ka. Just like what elders said before, “Ang babae ay parang bulaklak. Wag mo ng pipitasin kung sisirain mo rin lang.”

143. Kung tatanungin niya kung ilang beses siyang pumasok sa isip ko, kasinungalingan kung sasabihin kong maraming beses. Minsan lang siyang pumasok sa isip ko at kahit kelan hindi na sya natanggal at naalis.

144. Minsan madali sabihing kaya mo, madali sabihing mag- cool off, madali sabihing laimutan pero when you came to the point na nagmahal ka na ng sobra lahat ng madali mahirap gawin di ba?

145. Natuto akong magmahal hanggang sa nasaktan at di nagtagal iniwan, binalewala, kinalimutan. Ewan ko ba! Ang hirap! Kaya ang tanong ko, bakit ang pag- ibig nauso pa? pati tuloy ako nadamay pa.

146. Hindi naman dahil sa sakit kaya ako umayaw o sa pambabalewala kaya ako bumitaw. Basta bigla na lang nawala. Siguro kusang puso na ang nagsabing, “Tama na. Ginagawa ka na niyang tanga.”

147. Imaging yourself naglalakad sa tabing dagat, palubog ang araw at bigla na lang may lumapit sa’yo, siya ang taong minahal mo ng sobra pero iniwan ka. Sinabi niyang, “I want you back. Please, I beg you. I still love you.” Ramdam mo ang sincerity nya at alam mong mahal mo pa rin siya. Ngunit sa di kalayuan, maligayang kumakaway sa’yo ang taong bumuo ulit ng muso mo, hinihintay ka. Mananatili ka bang nakatayo o ihahakbang ang mga paa mo kahit na alam mong hindi ka na sigurado kung san ka pupunta?

148. Isipin mo na lang na ikaw abg huling pahina ng coloring book niya. Makukulayan ka, maghintay ka lang. Pudpod na ang crayola niyapagdating sayo, pero sigurado ka naman na hindi na siya lalampas sa mga guhit mo at wala ng next pagepagkatapos mo.

149. Ui, mahal mo ba siya? Oo o hindi?
Ang totoo, hindi ko intensyon na tanungin ka sa nararamdaman mo. Gusto kong maisip mo kung sino ang taong mahal mo. Psych lang yan, wala akong binanggit na pangalan pero naisip mo siya di ba?

150. Hindi ko alam kung bakit ako ganito. Hindi ko alam kung ano ginawa mo. Hindi ko alam kung bakit ikaw ang pinili ko. Pero ito lang ang alam kong totoo. Ikaw lng ang minahal ko nang ganito.

151. Alam mo,minsan di ko alam kung bakit di ka nagtetext. Nagtitipid ka ba? Walang time? O nagpapamiss? Kasi alam mo, kung nag-papamiss ka lang, effective!
152. Masasaktan ka ba kung iiwas ako sayo? Kung kakalimutan kita? Kung magmamahal ako ng iba? Siguro hindi. Pero bago ko gawin yun, gusto kong malaman mo na ako masasaktan sa gagawin ko.

153. Nangyari na ba minsan yung iyak ka ng iyak dahil sa isang taong mahal mo, dahil sinaktan ka niya? Ang sakit sakit, talagang sobrang sakit tapos maiinis ka na lang dahil tatawag siya at
Hello pa lang niya, napatawad mo na.

154. Natagpuan mo na ba yung tsinelas ng buhay mo? Yung the right one for you? Alam mo sayang. Yung sa akin kasi nawala pa. Saan ka ba kasi pumunta?

155. Diba masakit kapag inagawan ka? Diba masakit kapag niloko ka? Diba masakit kapag pinaasa ka? Pero mas masakit kung umiiwas sha kahit na ramdam na ramdam mong mahal na mahal ninyo ang isa’t isa.

156. Minsan ang love ay parang ibon. Kailangan pakawalan, kailangan palayain. Babalik yun kung sayo pero kung hindi, hayaan mo na. Baka mas masaya sya sa piling ng iba.

157. Hindi na kita nahintay kasi napagod na ako. Ayoko nang masaktan kaya hindi na ako umasa. I’ll try to move on pero babagalan ko. BAKA SAKALING MAHABOL MO PA KO.

158. Sabi nila gago ako. Kasi daw ikaw ang mahal ko! Nasasaktan na raw, sige pa rin ako. Madami pa daw iba, lumingon lang ako,Tama sila. Madami pa nga diyan. Kaso may problema. MAHAL KO BA SILA?

159. Paano kung isang araw iwan na talaga kita? Hahabulin mo ba ako? Uubusin mo ba ang oras mo makita mo lang ako? Iiyakan mo ba ako kasi mahal mo ko? Hindi siguro kasi kung iicpin ko, pang ilang balik ko na ba to?

160. Mahirap magkunwari na masaya ka. Mahirap tumawa kahit nasasaktan ka na. Pero ang pinakamahirap sa lahat ay ang magmahal ng iba para lang makalimutan sya.

Quotes 691- 720

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691. I choose to love you in silence. Because in silence I find no rejection. And in silence, no one owns you but me.

692. I have come to realize that he’s just a guy. A great one, maybe. But he’s not mine. And I don’t need to do things to make him love me. Coz if he really wanted to, he would.

693. Beware: what is a friend? Someone you can hangout with. Someone who makes you laugh. Someone you can talk to. Someone who knows you very well. Or sometimes, someone who’s been secretly in love with you.
694. If you love someone, you have to give the best. Do the right thing. But the best way to an everlasting relationship comes from three words. DO NOT LIE.
695. I can say, “I’m over him” a million times and more. I can stand to laugh as if there’s no tomorrow. I can perfectly curse his name. But once he’s around, I don’t know and I can’t explain. Why my heart beats so fast that I could hardly gasp, making me want to fall into his arms once again. After everything that he put me through. He still owns the biggest part of me and the sad part is that, I can do nothing about it.

696. If you look inside a girl’s heart and see how much she cries. You’ll find secrets. Promises and lies. But what you’ll see most is how hard she tries to stay strong. When nothing is right and everything’s wrong.

697. If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me. I’ll answer with a smile, “having this kind of guy in my life.”

698. Our heart stops for a second every time we sneeze. Maybe that’s why sneezing feels good. Coz even for a second we become numb to the pain our heart carries.

699. Its true, setting someone free is the hardest thing to do. Its not the tears you cried that makes it so hard. But the small piece of hope left inside your heart. That someday, you’d still end up together.

700. Falling in love is like smoking. You think its nothing then you can’t live without it. You can’t stop even though you know it’s wrong. You say you’re going to stop but then again, you never did.

701. All your life, you’re singing on to your own tune. 1 day, you’re surprised to discover someone playing a song that matches beautifully with yours. That’s true love. “Love is not giving up who you are. It’s taking up your identity and uniting it with someone else.”

702. Its weird how you go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being practically strangers again. So fast.
703. Forever isn’t just a word, but a place. A place where two people journey to. So when love sends you there, don’t just say “forever.” Be there.

704. “You deserve someone better.” One of the most bullshit reasons I’ve ever heard. Why? Coz he could have bin better if he tried to. And it could have been me, if he wanted to.

705. He is my self-inflicted pain. A preposterous diversion. A momentary bliss. My blameworthy experience. My poisonous religion. He is my annoyance, and yet he remains to be my only happiness.

706. If you find yourself in love with someone who doesn’t love you, be gentle with yourself. There’s nothing wrong with you. It’s just that love didn’t choose to rest on the other person’s heart. If you find someone in love with you whom you don’t love, feel honored coz his love has knocked on your door. But gently refuse the gift which you can’t return. If you find yourself in love with someone who loves you too, but love chooses to leave, don’t try to reclaim it or assess blame. Let it go. Remember, you don’t choose love. Love chooses you. Love has its own time, own season, own meaning, own reason for coming and going.

707. Love is indeed a word worn out of use. What most of us think [admit it or not] is that whenever we feel that ‘kilig’ factor means we love the person already. And that is the major reason why most of us fail the relationship we’ve made with the person we love. We should not rely solely by sparks and magical feelings. Coz loving someone is not always about fairy tales and fantasies. It’s about truth and reality.
678. People continue to love in spite of the pain, tears and heartbreak. Maybe because PAIN made them stronger. TEARS made them braver. And HEARTBREAK made them wiser.

709. Insensitivity happens by choice, not by nature. Coz all human beings have feelings. It’s just that there are some who pretend not to feel. And some who act so blind not to see.

710. It would be the loneliest feeling standing cold under the rain, all alone. But if you were there hugging me tight, just right there by my side, I’ll just hope it would rain for the rest of my life.

711. I cared, I got hurt. I took risks, I failed. I sacrificed, I lost. I hoped, I gained nothing. Yet, I kept loving till every piece of me was broken. Why does love give me bitterness, when in fact I gave my best? It is when I realized, love is just as deep and pure as it can be that no one could ever unlock the mystery.

712. Little stuff about love:
to those who are desperate, learn to wait. Let things fall into place. To those who have someone, know that you’re lucky to have that someone. Never take things for granted. To those who got hurt, that’s part of the ride. What’s loving without hurting?

713. Never welcome something you can’t entertain. Never open doors if you mean to close your heart. Never accept love if you can’t give yourself in return. Never start a relationship you know you want to end.

714. Two of the shortest words in the English language are “YES” and “NO” and yet they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are said. Some thoughts are better left unsaid, some feeling are better left kept to yourself. But love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.
685. Love and friend are walking in a village. Love falls into a well. Why? Coz love is blind. Friend also jumped inside. Why? Coz friend will do anything for love.

715. Love’s confusing isn’t it? We can never tell when to give up and when to keep trying. When to let go and when to hold on. The question is, is it the love which is confusing? Or the person loving?

716. Love is not about who’s on top. But who’s pumping it. It’s not about whose coming first. But how many times you came. It’s not how long it is. But how hard it could be.

717. Hard to accept that the person I love the most can’t love me. I don’t want to give up but the pain weakens me. How can I be truly happy when my happiness has left me?

718. How to fall in love: fall, but don’t stumble; be consistent, but not persistent; understand, but don’t demand; share and always be fair; and if you get hurt, KILL.

719. I’m happy but deep down I’m not. I’m alright but in reality, I’m losing my mind. Tried not to talk to that person, tried not to show. But, 1 word, 1 look, 1 smile, and I know again, I’d fall.

720. CONFESSIONS of a 3rd Party: I like it when he remembers me, only to find out his girl is gone. I like it when he tells me he loves me, only to find out he doesn’t have anybody else to text. I like it when he’s extra sweet, only to find out he and his girl had a big fight. I like it when he spends time with me, only coz his girlfriend couldn’t find the time for him. I don’t take pleasure in hurting his girl’s feelings coz I know at the end of the day, it’s still her and not me that he’ll come home to.

Quotes 661- 690

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661. Don’t waste your time loving a person when you don’t have plans to let him know anyway. It’s selfish! You think love’s wonder; you feel love’s pain and the person you share it with don’t even know it.

662. Perhaps the saddest but most lovable thing that could happen to you is when you’re talking to your ex a day before his wedding and he tells you, “This could have been us.”

663. At night, when I fall fast asleep, I dream of a dream that I can’t keep. Because no matter how much I wish it was true, destiny will not let me be with you.

664. Sometimes I look at you and wonder if you ever look at me. Sometimes I think of you and wonder if you ever think of me. Sometimes I remember how I fell in love with you and I wonder if you ever really loved me.

665. When my nights were too lonely, my road was too long and the only one that would hold me wasn’t all that strong, I looked ahead and said, “Don’t hurt me.” I looked back and said, “Goodbye.” There isn’t much that I can do besides turn away and cry.

666. Don’t be surprised if one day I’ll avoid you and be gone. It’s not because you’ve done something wrong and I hate you but because I’m afraid to love and be hurt again by somebody who cant love me back.

667. Teach me how to be strong before you go. Teach me how to believe in your lies. Teach me how to control my tears before I start to cry. Teach me how to make you mine before you say goodbye.

668. How do you define love? Do you make people fall for you and feel a short damn moment of happiness? Then the next thing you do, dump them? If that’s how you define love then I should say you’ve loved me quite well.

669. I care for you and I know you know. That’s why I can’t understand why you have to hurt me the way you do. I’d like to ask you to explain but I know you don’t want to so I guess I’ll just be forever wondering what I meant to you.

670. You told me you love me, I laughed. You told me you care, I smiled. You told me you miss me, I teased you. When I told you I love you, you smiled at me and said, “I’m already in love with someone else.”

671. A thousand words won’t bring you back. I know because I’ve tried. Neither would a thousand tears. I know because I’ve cried. You left me with pain and good memories too. But I don’t want memories, I want you.

672. I always call and whisper your name even though I’m so tired of your stupid game. When I need you, are you there? And when I’m weak, do you even care? I’m shouting I love you, can’t you even hear? Are you even aware I’m here?

673. Love is hard to understand, impossible to live with yet so miserable to live without. I have loved and have been loved. Sadly, though, never at the same time.

674. I can pretend and say I can let go of you. I can pretend to smile and laugh over the thought of losing you. I can say I can get over this hurt fast. But my heart can’t pretend cause deep inside its bleeding.

675. I miss you not because you’re gone but because things between us aren’t the way they used to be. I’m sorry not because I’ve hurt you but because I have fallen for you when I’m not supposed to.
676. I’m sad when we’re apart and it drives me crazy to be far from you. But whenever you’re near, I end up not knowing what to do and it drives me crazier knowing that you’re just there yet I can’t have you.

677. That night you left me, I wished upon a star that someday, I’d learn to stop loving you. When we met again, you smiled and asked how I was. I smiled back knowing I can’t tell you how I’m still crying over you.

678. I guess it’s too late to cry, too early to regret, too dumb to ask why, too good to forget, too honest to say I still love you, too foolish to say I’m doing fine, too desperate to wish my life is through and too selfish to wish you’re mine.

679. Real love lasts for forever and a day but love just isn’t something you measure that way. Nothing’s forever, forever’s a lie because all you really have is between hello and goodbye.

680. There was a time in my life when you looked at my direction and smiled. Though it wasn’t for me, can I pretend it was? So I could say, “You came into my life and melted my heart with just a smile.”

681. I don’t want to put on my mind that someday, I’d have to see you walking away from me. But before it happens, I just want to clarify something. You may go. But I’ve got no reason not to follow.

682. In life, you should find someone who can dance with you under the moonlight sky. Even without stars. Even when there’s no music playing, even that someone doesn’t know how to dance but still dances with you.

683. Happiness is never lost if you just know where to look for it. It’s always in your heart, where love, hope and trust lives. Stay happy, for that’s how I want you to be.

684. People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved. And people are being used.

685. The world can bring you down. It can get you wrong. It can give you pains, and even want to make you give up. But in the end, just look back and remember. “I’m with you all along.”

686. Love takes time. It needs a history of giving and receiving. Love is the joy that make people smile. Love is easy to feel but so hard to explain, easy to get but so hard to let go. Easy to spell but hard to define. Love is created not by words, but by feelings, not by humans, but by hearts. Love is not how your forget, but how you forgive. Not how you listen but how you understand. Not what you see, but what you feel. Not how you let go but how you hold on. Love wisely.

687. “It’s better for the person you love to be happy with someone else than lonely with you.” For most it’s called SACRIFICE, but I name it BULLSHIT!

688. Giving up doesn’t mean you’re weak. Instead, it proves that you’re strong to let go of things that are important to you. Because love is not what makes you complete but it’s when you learn to be unselfish.

689. Do you know why there are people who had a bad experience in love? But they show to you its like nothing? They never show you they cry simply because there are tears in the heart that never reaches the eyes.

690. Someone told me, life isn’t perfect. Then I thought of you and realized, “yeah, life is far from perfect. But having you makes it damn closer.”

Quotes 631- 630

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631. I wish I’m an angel flying around you, but you won’t know I exist and you won’t know that I care. Though it may seem that way and you don’t have a clue, it’s okay because I just want to be a silent part of you.

632. When you love, never stick to what your heart feels. Sometimes using your brain is a necessity. Next, never use your eyes to cry for the person who fooled you. Instead use it to search for the right one. Don’t be scared of breaking up. Keeping a relationship with a selfish partner is scarier. Love the one who will fight for you and bravely face each and every consequence. Love the one who will accept you and love you more despite great mistakes you did. Love the one who holds on. Someone who would never let the feelings be gone. Love is a gift and not an obligation.

633. We don’t need to find love nor love to find us because it is already within ourselves. It just needs to be awakened by someone who’s willing to take your hand and walk with you on your never ending journey.

634. There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try. I wouldn’t expect you to understand that or even believe it but trust me there is some love that don’t go away and maybe that makes them crazy. But we should all be lucky to end up with somebody who has a little of that insanity. Somebody who will never let go somebody who will cherish you forever.

635. Don’t be afraid to put your trust to someone who will love you completely. Coz not all fears are right and love doesn’t always end in pain. Who knows? The one you’ve been waiting for has always been with you.

636. I’ll never hate you for not loving me. I’ll never hate seeing you with the one you love coz I know you’re happy. But I hate you most when you’re making me fall even more. When I’m dying, trying to let go.
637. Never waste an opportunity to say, “I love you,” to someone you really love, coz it’s not easy to find a person who has the magic to make you fall in love.

638. Never worry about how to tell someone you love them, just go ahead and say it. The word ‘I love you’ could never come out wrong. The only wrong way to say it would be, not saying it at all.

639. Never love too deep. Coz someday, it’s like you planted a tree where its roots are to hard to be pulled. Thus, it’s very painful to cut off.

640. I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much. But when I was so busy taking care of that heart. I never noticed, my own was slowly dying.

641. The rain reminds me of him. How cold he is, how gloomy he made me feel. How much tears I shed because of him. How much damage he caused and how stupid I am for still wanting the rain.

642. Losing the one you love hurts. Some people say you get over that person easily. But it really isn’t easy especially when that person you love, was the only love you ever wanted.

643. There was one time; I fell in love with someone very special. I told myself that I’ll never give up on that someone. But one day, I did. Why? Coz I never knew that hearts get tired.

644. Love can give you much pain, can make you cry and can destroy your life. Now tell me, do you still want to be in love? Me? Sure. Just for you.

645. He’s one of those guys you think you have a chance with. The way he looks at you, the smile he gives you, that laugh he only laughs when you’re around. He’s one of those guys that you finally realize you don’t have a chance until it’s too late.

646. Forgive my mind for it can’t forget how life began the day we met. Forgive my soul for it sees that we are really meant to be. Forgive this feeling I just can’t kill, Forgive my heart, it loves you still.

647. Even though you’d hurt my feelings, I’d still forgive you. Even if you don’t love me, I’d still reach my hand to you. Even if you’re gone, I’d still wait for you. Even if you break my heart, I’d still say, I love you.

648. When I first known you, I never thought you’d be that special to me just what you are right now. I might not be expressive in what I feel but to tell you honestly, you’ve been one of the best people I shared my life with.

649. I need you like I have never needed anyone before. I need you like you’re all I’m living for. I need you and I haven’t got a clue. I need you and I don’t know what to do. I need you, what more should I say. I need you to tell me that you’ll stay.

650. You can’t see it very clear the way I act when you are near, I am too afraid to let you close for the fear of you to know that I never want to let you go.

651. You think I don’t like you, you think I don’t care, but give it a chance coz I know something’s there. You are my good friend and I know that it’s true. I never thought this would happen but I’m falling for you.

652. I may not get to see you as often as I like, I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you’re the one that I love, and I can’t let you go.
653. Love lives forever as long as the two of us exists. You may not see me, I may not see you. But essence of love will see us through.

654. Love hurts when you give up someone. It hurts more when someone gives up on you. But love hurts the most when the two of you keep holding on and suddenly destiny gives up.

655. I may not always know if you’re okay. I may not always know when you’re sad. I may not always know when you need someone. But when you do, I hope you know, I’m here for you.

656. Do you know why it’s so hard to be in love after a broken heart? It’s because you no longer know how much to make the next one special. Coz you made the last one so special, thinking he’s your last one.

657. I maybe to innocent to know what LOVE is. I may no show you LOVE the way it should be. But I’m more than willing to LOVE the way it should be. But I’m more than willing to LOVE you the way I do.

658. When you fall in love, don’t give everything without leaving something for yourself. Someday, somehow, it would be too late for you to realize that you’ve given all for the wrong one without saving something for the right one.

659. If I die and the reason’s unknown, don’t wonder why anymore because I’ll surely die of a broken heart. It’s not gonna be because you loved me too little but because I loved you too much.

660. Mistakes are part of life. They teach us that some things shouldn’t be done again. However, mistakes can also lead us to a lifetime suffering. I know this is true for because of my mistake, I lost you.

Quotes 601- 630

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601. There will come a time in your life when you will become infatuated with a single soul. For this person, you’d do anything and not think twice about it. But when asked why, you have no answer. You’ll try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you as much as they do. But you’ll never find out. And no matter how badly you hate it or how badly it hurts; you’ll love this person without regret, for the rest of your life.

602. When a hearts is true, there’s no need for words cause even in silence, love can be heard. Destiny determines who comes into our lives but it’s the heart that decides who stays inside.

603. Take time to listen to your heart. Sometimes you need not to ask yourself who you really love most. But ask yourself who really makes you happy and who makes you feel loved.

604. When you want someone who can never be yours, it only gives you pain. That’s why, be careful in loving someone, ‘cause I don’t want you to feel the pain I felt when I so much loved someone whom I thought was mine.
605. Telling someone we appreciate them is something we often put aside. And soon we realize that we lose our chance and regret. So before I lose my chance, I want you to know that I appreciate you.

606. Something to think about: “in life you’re given certain chances, you have to make certain choices. A choice that may change your life, if given a chance, would you rather be, wrong but happy? Or right but sad?

607. Remember that we can only move on if we accept the things that we don’t want to happen. Learn the things we don’t want to know and let go of the memories that we can’t live without.

608. What if you meet the one you’ve been waiting for a long time? He smiles and comes to you then he holds your hand and put it to his cheek and softly says, “my life will end tomorrow, I’m glad I met you.”

609. You really can’t deny when you’re in love. No matter what you do, even if you try not to be affected, you just can’t! It just shows that your heart can’t deny and love can never lie.

610. Why did God put us in the same road? Are we there just to see or just to know? Some say, “I’m lucky to have someone like you.” I laughed and said, “Lucky? Nah! I’m actually blessed!”

611. People give up on love sometimes. That’s why God made the earth round so that if two people who are meant to be would decide to walk different paths, still, at one point of the world, the ends of their roads will meet.

612. True love covers the eyes to see no wrong. True love darkens reason to consider every situation. True love loves more when it hurts much. True love is still true even to the point of letting go.

613. Sometimes you wonder how people can become so insensitive, you show how much they mean to you and yet nothing happens. And how insensitive can we get too. We still love them even if we knew.

614. You really can’t deny when you’re in love, no matter what you do. Even if you try not to be affected, you just can’t! It just shows that your heart can’t deny. And love can never lie.

615. We may have loved the wrong person. We may have cried for the wrong reasons. But no matter how things go wrong, 1 thing is sure. Mistakes help us find things that are really meant for us.

616. To girls, from God. “No man will ever claim you unless he claims you from Me. For I reserved a man for you who has my heart and loves Me even more than he will ask for you. For I won’t give you unless he asks you from Me. He’s asleep; don’t wake him. He’s busy for me, my kingdom. Soon you will know him, but I have the perfect time. You are my princess, my daughter. Let no prince claim you unless he asks you from My hand, for I am your Father, the King of Kings. You, my princess, are worth loving for.”

617. Sometimes I ask myself, “is love a multiple choice test or is it true or false?” out of nowhere , a voice answered, “sorry to tell you this but, love is a thousand word essay.”

618. We always wish for someone perfect. But love isn’t about finding the perfect person. It’s about realizing that an imperfect person can make your life perfect.

619. Sometimes loving could be so painful and difficult, but its amazing to know that no matter how hard it is, loving is the simplest reason why you always find yourself smiling.

620. The best thing about loving and getting hurt is that you get to know what true love is. For as gold is tested in fire and so will love be perfected in pain.

621. When you fall from a deadly cliff, you’ll die. When you fall from a high building, you’ll die. But when you fall for someone who doesn’t love you at all, you’ll be alive but it feels like dying.

622. People may come and go but it doesn’t mean you lost that one. No one loses anyone because no one owns anyone. That’s the true essence of love, “having the most important thing in the world without owning it.”

623. Science answers questions in life. Like why the sky is blue, how artifacts reveal history, venoms for cure. I have one question though, why can’t gravity make someone fall for me?

624. The human philosophy, “why do we always reject those who love us and love someone who doesn’t love us in the first place?” Answer: “UNCONSCIOUSLY, we enjoy being hurt.”

625. Valuing someone is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy life, we remember them. I just did!

626. There are five things a person needs to be happy, some work, some food, some friends, some fun, and someone.

627. You know why I love the moon more than the sun? Because the moon is to night as the sun is to day. The night is to dreams as the day is to reality. And dreams are much better than reality.

628. You’re this little thing in this big world that can be the only one to hurt me so much. Though how dangerous you are, I still want you to keep next to me. Because you’re this little thing in this big world that I can’t live without.

629. Sometimes in love, you have to sacrifice to get hurt. Take all the pains and sufferings. At the end, don’t think how painful you’ve given through but rather focus on the love you have given for that special person.

630. Its hard to go or to live while loving someone secretly. It hurts to see the one you love happy with someone else, but the most painful thing about hidden love? It never fades away easily.

Jokes 151- 180

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151. “Wala naman akong ginagawa sa kanya. Hindi na nga ako gumagalaw dito. Ako na yung natapakan, sya pa nagalit.”
-Tae

152. “Ayoko na! Bakit kapag nagmamahal ako nagagalit sila?”
- gasolina

153. “Hindi lahat ng bubuyog kulay itim!”
-Jollibee

154. “Alam mo, wala na akong hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sayo. Pero patuloy parin ang pag-iwas mo.”
-ipis

155. A cardiologist was buried in a heart shaped coffin. One of the doctors laughed. When asked why, he said: “I’m just thinking about my coffin. I’m a gynecologist.”
156. Why God created menopause:
Once upon a time, a 70- year old woman gave birth
Bisita: Pwedeng makita ang baby mo?
Mom: Mamaya na.
After, 30 minutes
Bisita: Pwede na bang makita?
Mom: Oo, pero hintayin muna nating umiyak sya kasi nakalimutan ko kung san ko nilagay.

157. MOM: Anak, lutuin mo na itong gulay!
SON: Maya na! Ginagawa ko pa tong saranggola.
M: Nyeta! Bakit? Makakain ba yang saranggola?
S: Hindi! Bakit? Lilipad ba yang gulay? Shit Mom.

158. APO: Bilib ako sayo lolo! Sweet heart o honey pa rin ang tawag nyo kay lola. How sweet!
LOLO: Wag ka maingay! Hehe. Nakalimtan ko na kasi ang pangalan ng lola mo.

159. A girl was in love with an ugly man. Her friends asked her, “Why him?” Then the girl replied immediately, “Haler?! Di ka ba nanood ng Beauty and the Beast? Gagwapo din yan eventually.” The guy heard this and said, “Feeling! Napanood mo ba yung Shrek?”

160. I am on a mission to avoid a grade of 5.0, to get rid of 3.0, to get not just 2.5, to go beyond 2.0, to aim more than 1.5 and this mission is MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

161. G1: Nakipagbreak ka na daw sa boyfriend mo?
G2: oo, hindi kasi sanay humalik. Kainis! Hindi lang yun, isang style lang ang alam. Hindi ko feel.
G1: Anong style ba ang alam ng boyfriend mo?
G2: Flying kiss.

162. Presenting the universities in the country:
1. UP – University of the Philippines
2. PNU – Palpak Nga sa UPCAT
3. UST – UP Sana Tayo!
4. ADMU – Ayaw “Daw” MAg – UP
5. DLSU – Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT
6. FEU- Failed to Enter UP
7. MAPUA – Meron Akong Panaginip, UP Ako
8. ADU – Ako’y Dead sa UPCAT
9. CEU – Cannot Enter UP
10. St. PAUL – Sana Talaga Pumasa Akong UPCAT, Lord
11. PUP – Pekeng UP
12. NU – Negative sa UPCAT
13. UE – UP Expelled
14. UPHS – UP, Pangarap na Hindi Sumaakin
15. BASTE – Bokya, Ayaw Sakin Talaga ng Entrance exam
16. San BEDA- SANa Ba Eh Dun Ako
17. LYCEUM – Loser, You Cannot Enter UP Man!
18. UMAK – UP, Masyadong Ambisyoso Ko
19. LETRAN – Lagpak, Entrance Test ko Roon AY Negative
20, UA & P – UPCAT, Asar and Palpak
--ahaha. Grabe naman ito. Pero proud LYCEAN pa din ako kahit na anong mangyari=D

163. When I was a kid, my nursemaid used to tell me, “someday, you will find that special someone who will be with you forever.” I just smiled and said, “Whatever! You’re such a LOSER yaya!”

164. Those who drink to drown their sorrow should know that sorrom know how to swim. PUCHA! Inom lang ng inom. Pupulikatin din yang sorrow na yan.

165. Fastfood crew: Sir, ano pong order niyo?
Man: 1 large burger and large softdrink.
Crew: Dito niyo po ba kakainin?
Man: Pwede bas a table na lang? Nakakahiya kasi, may nakapila pa sa likuran ko e.

166. A fast beating heart doesn’t always mean love. A blushing face is not always a sigh that you are in love. Sometimes, highblood lang yun

167. Top Signs that ur Favorite Pan de sal & Other Bread Products Have Shrunk to an Alarming Size
1. Your usual 10 minutes breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes.
2. “Brazo de Mercedes” is renamed by bakers as “Daliri de Mercedes.”
3. Your 7yr old daughter approaches you & boasts of a newly-learned stunt from her yaya: “Ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong pan de sal - sabay-sabay!”
4: When you go to the bakery & say, “Pabili nga po ng pan de sal,” the baker would reply, “Ilang tabletas?

168. Mare1: Naku, tataas daw ang pamasahe kaya dapat, simulan na natin mag-reduce!
Mare2: Bakit?
Mare1: Gagawin na daw PER KILO ang pamasahe!

169. Pedro texted Juan.
P: Juan, papasaload naman. Kahet P2.
J: Ok. Napasa ko na.
--Pasaload received--
P: Salamat Juan. Nareceive ko na.
J: Wag ka ng magreply, P2 lang yan.
P: K.

170. Sa text..
Gf: Ayoko na sa yo! Break na tayo!
Bf: Ha? Ano ba problema? Ano kasalanan ko?
Gf: Ay! sorry hon, wrong send. I Love you!
Bf: Haay, kala ko naman kung ano na. I love you too!

171. ANAK: Tay me manok sa kusina tinutuka yung bigas.
TATAY: Paalisin mo.
ANAK: Oy manok alis ka daw.
TATAY: Tanga! Takutin mo!
ANAK: Manok, mumu ako! awooo!
TATAY: Bobo! Bugawin mo!
ANAK: Boss, chicks! P50 lng.

172. 1 bata, pinasa isang blank paper sa art teacher...
TEACHER: Bakit blank pinasa mo?
BATA: Drowing po ako ng baka at damo.
TEACHER: (tiningnan ang papel) San ang damo?
BATA: Naubos na po, kinain ng baka.
TEACHER: (kamot sa ulo) E nasan yung baka?
BATA: Ano pa gagawin ng baka diyan e wala ng damo? Siyempre umalis na! Maam! Konting utak naman!

173. DAD: Gabi na! Bakit ngayon ka lang umuwi?!
ANAK:Dad, not now. I'm tired. Daming projects, events sa school, nag-meeting pa kami with the Dean..
DAD: Mag-tigil ka! Kinder ka palang!
ANAK: You're such a loser dad!

174. AHENTE: Sir, ung bagong supermarket na na binagsakan natin ng stock, nagsara!
BOSS: Nako! eh P 1M ang binagsak natin dun ah! bakit daw nagsara?
AHENTE: Gabi na daw po, bukas naman daw.
BOSS: LOKO!

175. WIFE: Oh? Bakit ang aga mo atang umuwi ngayon?
HUSBAND: Sinunod ko lang yung sinabi sa akin ng boss ko.
WIFE: Bakit? Ano bang sinabi sa yo ng boss mo?
HUSBAND: GO TO HELL!

176. STAGES OF GROWTH and DEVELOPMENT
3 to 8 years old: paramihan ng toys.
9 to 18: pataasan ng grades
19 to 25: padamihan ng syota.
26 to 35: pagandahan ng asawa.
36 to 45: palakihan ng income.
46 to 55: padamihan ng kabit.
56 to 70: padamihan ng sakit.
70 and above: pabonggahan ng LIBING.

177. ISANG BREAK UP SCENE:
GF: Hiwalay na tayo!
BF: Akala mo makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko?!
GF: Bakit, akala mo maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo?

178. Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin.
Girl: Bakit?!
Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!
Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!
Boy: Yun nga eh…gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!

180. Japanese archeologist digging 100m down found a copper wire says: "Very good! Our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephones."
Americans dug 200m and found optical cable says: "My God! This means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 years ago!"
Pinoy digs 500m but found nothing says: "Ang lupit ng ninuno naten... Wireless!"

Quotes 571- 600

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571. Its hard to fall in love again, when you’re still attached 2 your past. You must learn to let go and open your heart to someone else. It’s not easy to do but sometimes, you just have to.

572. Its best to wait for the one available, best to wait for the one you love than the one who’s around, best to wait for the right one because life is too short to be wasted on the wrong one.

573. When you love, you thought you would never get tired. You thought it would never end. But sometimes, you need to be tired to realize that love too can end especially if it wasn’t meant to be.

574. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It’s you that I’m thinking when I lay down at night. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.

575. You wanted friendship, I gave it to you. You wanted me to care for you, I did. You made me fall in love with you, I fell for you. You wanted to break my heart, I’m giving it all to you coz I’ll always love you.

576. Somewhere in your heart try to find a place for me, somewhere in your heart I won’t care where it would be. One little corner may not mean so much to you, but one little corner is all I ask of you

577. There’s a light in your eyes, but it’s too bright to see, the pain in my heart where you used to be. I guess I was wrong to believe you were waiting for me, coz there’s a light in your eyes but not for me.

578. People seldom say I love you. And when they do it’s either too late or the love is gone. But when I say I love you, it doesn’t mean you have to stay but I wish you’ll never go away.

579. Would you be kind to let yourself be my teddy bear? Someone I could hug, I could kiss, I could cry on. But don’t worry about looking for your own teddy bear because you already got me.

580. Everyday I walk towards you, hoping that I’d somehow get to be with u, for at least a moment. But it’s hard for me to catch up with you if you’re also trying to catch up with someone else.

581. If I have one wish, I’ll wish for you, to be the one who’ll take care of you, for you to love me too. But love can’t be forced; it must be given freely so I’d just wish that u knew how much I love you.
582. When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I looked at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touched you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

583. How I wish to hear you say the words forever, how I dream that we’ll always be together, how I wait for you to say we’ll stay for a lifetime, how I love you loving me till the end of time.

584. Since the day you said goodbye, I’ve been counting the days when hopefully you’ll be back in my arms again, but something scares me, ‘cause I might be counting for the rest of my life.

585. Once in your life you will find someone who loves you truly. Never take her for granted never let her go because when you lose her, you can never find the same kind of a person again.

586. There are times when I dream you’re holding my hand, whispering sweet words in my ear and that you love me. But while I’m here dreaming, you’re with someone else making my dreams. Her reality.

587. Still remember that day you kissed me then you walked away you told me you have to go, you told me you can’t stay. I’ve been hurt so bad, I’ve cried all night, for what’s the sense of living without you by my side?

588. If I had just one wish, it is to go back to the moment we kissed but no matter how hard I try, I can’t get you out of my mind. How could you say that you loved me? How could you say that you cared? I know she is pretty but my love was always there!

589. Go on, hurt me some more till I can feel no more. Once, you left me all alone, I cried and died, I took it all. Now, what would I do, in front of me, you’re loving someone new?

590. I know we’re moving on with our own lives right now but whatever it takes, whenever, wherever and whatever will be, no matter what, you’ll still be a part of whatever I’ll be.

591. My friend once asked me if I do love you. I answered “yes”, they asked me again, “does he love you?” then I sat down, look at the stars and closed my eyes. Wishes do come true right?

592. We can’t beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else, we have to admit that love doesn’t give us the license to own a person. This is what love means: “sacrifice”

593. Sometimes love is unfair. The more you sacrifice, the more you get hurt. Even you’ve given your best, still not enough. Until such time you had no choice but to GIVE UP.

594. Shopping for shoes is much like finding love. Don’t try to fit it if you’re not going to buy it, ‘cause when it feels great and you realize that you don’t have enough to buy it, you’ll just regret having ever tried them on. Don’t but it if you have reservations. You judge the best pair according to your criteria because you’ll be the one to wear it everyday. And when you finally get the perfect pair and you know you just can’t do without this pair. Go with your good feeling before you actually regret when somebody else buys that shoe.
595. Letting go might be hard yet the best way to let another stay. Law of impenetrability states that, “no two things can occupy the same space at the same time.”

596. I know nothing lasts forever, and maybe we won’t always stay together. But every smile and laugh we shared convinces me that the memories of you and me will last for the rest of my life, beyond forever.

597. Each of us is an angel with only one wing and we can only fly by embracing another. Me? I want to fly with the best one-winged angel on earth. So I want to ask, “Can I embrace you?”

598. They say the sweetest word is I love you. The hardest is goodbye. But what is you discovered that she doesn’t really love you? Would you choose the bitterness of goodbye or choose to hear the sweetest lie?

599. Why does love come back when you’re ready to forget? Why does it continue to grow even if you get badly hurt? Maybe because that’s what love is, when it’s true, it never dies!

600. We girls are the planet’s pride! We love unconditionally, we can hide our emotions. Do anything for the man we love. We love without knowing if the man can love us back, if they cheat we forgive. If they need something we don’t ask, we just give. So come to think of it, how can earth survive without us? Who will give pure love? Who will show how to forgive? Nobody! We simply make the world go round in our own sweet way! Girls rock!

Quotes 541- 570

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541. Love will be retrieved from us. For love is meant to be free. U cannot change its nature. If you love someone, allow him to be a free being. Give and don’t expect advice but don’t order. Ask, but never demand it might sound simple, but it’s a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice.

542. Sometimes no matter how much we love someone, that person cannot just love u back the same way. And being with the person who doesn’t love you back, is way lonelier that being alone.

543. People have different outlooks on love but whatever are those, there’s only a single truth behind every heartache, “Love hurts when God knows we deserve someone else¨

544. When people walk away from you... let them go, your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves u and it doesn’t mean that they are bad people... it just mean that their part in your history is over.

545. Sometimes, just having tears made you start feeling sorry for yourself and needing to make more.

546. I wonder how I can easily fool other people by hiding a smile and telling them I feel fine when each night I cry myself to sleep, wishing I was good enough to fool even myself.

547. If you look inside a broken heart and see how much it cries, you will find secrets, promises and lies. But what you will see the most is how it tires to stay strong when nothing is right and everything is wrong.

548. Don’t hold on because you think there will be no one else. There will always be someone else. You’ve got to believe you are worth more than being repeatedly hurt by someone who doesn’t really care and believe that someone will see what you are really worth and treat you the way you should be treated.

549. Love changed me the way I think, the way I act, the way I decide. Sometimes, I even go against my principles and beliefs in life. Loving doesn’t mean I will be happy always. Sometimes all it provides me is pain and misery yet I was blinded by strong emotions that I failed to see reality. Sometimes, letting go is the answer and it hurts like hell but I will soon realized that it is better to see the person I love to be with someone else that lonely with me.

550.
It is like once you have been hurt, you are so scared to get attached again like you have this fear that every person you start to like is going to break your heart.

551. Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Pocahontas risked her life for a feast. Jasmine could have had anyone but instead chose a poor man. And Ariel walked for the last time on land. All for love and all for life. It was all about blood, sweat and tears. Love is all about facing your biggest fears.

552. I just can’t help but realize how he made me so weak that by the time he is ready to love me, I won’t have anything left to love him back.

553. He used to be the reason to wake up in the morning but now he is my reason to stay in bed.

554. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot even if you don’t understand her at all.

555. Never let someone hurt you twice. Giving him a second chance is exposing yourself to be hurt again. If he had done it once, it’s bound to happen again. Why? Coz you gave him the idea that no matter how much he’ll hurt you, you’d still accept him all over again. Giving him the power to hurt you again. Once is enough to learn.

556. There are things that we want to have, but somehow destiny forbids. You want to wait even though you know that person will never come. You want to believe that you will smile again even if the tears are held back inside. You want to be loved by the person who can never love you back. Yet you remain hopeful until that day when that person will learn to love you too. So you wait endlessly for a love that cannot happen. Its sad coz you’re trapped in an illusion. It’s tragic yet you want to live that lie.

557. Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow. Just so he can see how much love hurts.

558. Tinker bell speaks again. It’s true how they would say that when you leave Never land, you’d grow up and you’d meet different people who’d try to make you believe. Sometimes you’d choose the prince. He’s take you to his castle, dance with you. But would allow you to leave when the clock strikes 12. Sometimes, you’d meet Spiderman; he’s give you the sweetest kiss and vanishes for all time. And sometimes you’d find your own peter pan. A guy who’d take care of you and fly with you against the winds. But then you’d notice that his heart still belongs to Wendy. Tinker bell loses her glow.

559. Sometimes you need to hold a person’s hand not for love. But for the comfort and security it brings. I got two hands and if anything goes wrong, I promise you’ll have them both!
“To be kind is more important than to be right. Sometimes all the person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens.”

560. Chemistry tells us most of the happiest love stories. Acids and bases who always combine and understand one another no matter how strong/weak each one is. Electrons and protons that coexist in a very small volume of space even with their contradicting nature. Redox reactions that will forever come in pair. And intermolecular forces that either share or completely give what their partner needs.

561. I want to say I don’t care but my heart says I do. I want to say I don’t miss you but still, I continue. I want to say I can live without you but now I realized, I just want to be with you.

562. Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we loved them, it would kill us.

563. Love is a noble act of self-giving; the more you love, the more you lose a part of you, yet you do not become less of who you are, but you end up complete.

564. Sometimes loving could be very painful. But it’s so amazing to know that no matter how hard it is, loving someone is still the simplest and best reason why we find ourselves smiling.

565. Will you wish for more if you have this? A boy who calls almost every minute just to say he loves you. A boy who desperately hugs you every time you fight, who folds your hands and clasps it tightly but gently. Stares at you as if you’re the only woman around. Sings you songs even if he doesn’t have a good voice. Pulls you when it rains just to dance with you. Lastly, a boy who pulls you back in his arms when you’re hurt. Even after you pushed him away and broke his heart.

566. There are many reasons why people choose to be alone. Mine is to lessen the pain. It hurts so much when you’re surrounded by people but no one knows what you really feel.

567. Math tells us three of the saddest love stories. Tangent lines which had one chance to meet and then parted forever. Parallel lines which were never meant to meet. And asymptotes which can get closer and closer but will never be together.

568. ‘There is a certain desperate loneliness of two parallel lines that will never meet within the same plane.’

569. The saddest thing that can happen is when one falls in love, while the other wants nothing more than friendship. Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes be an illusion.

570. Its really hard to go on living while loving someone secretly. It hurts to see the one you love happy with someone else. But the most painful thing about hidden love? It never fades away.

Tagalog Quotes 101- 130

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101. Bakit ganon? Ang hirap magmahal ng sobra-sobra. Nagbago ka dahil sa kanya, ipinaglaban mo pa. Mahal na mahal mo sya samantalang sya, walang ibang ginawa kundi paiyakin ka.

102. Hinintay kita dahil akala ko ikaw na. Hinintay kita dahil akala ko totoo ka na. Hinintay kita kaya binalewala ko yung iba. Naghintay ako dahil mahal kita. Yun pala, naghintay ako sa wala. Ang laki kong tanga…

103. Sabi nila mas mabuting sabihin mo directly sa tao na mahal mo sya kasi baka makuha ka pa niyang mahalin. Bakit ako, sinabi ko na nga e parang wala pa rin siyang pakialam o baka manhid lang talaga ikaw?

104. Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, hahamakin mo lahat, malaman niya lang na mahal mo sya talaga, kakayanin ang sakit, kahit di niya tanggapin. Kaya gusto kong sabihin na mahal kita, kahit alam kong di mo naman ako mahal.

105. Remember nung nag-wish ka sa falling star? Sabi mo, sana may lubos na magmahal sayo. After a few years, sabi mo di ka na naniniwala sa falling star. Kung alam mo lang, love na kita bago ka pa mag-wish.

106. Bakit ngayong wala ka na, tsaka kita napansin? Bakit ngayong iniwan mo na ako, tsaka kita binigyan ng halaga? At bakit ngayong may mahal ka nang iba, tsaka ko nalaman na mahal kita?

107. Nung gabing iyon, halos tumulo ang aking luha sa aking nadarama nang iyong sinabi: "Ayoko na." Masakit mang isipin, pero kailangan tanggapin, hindi naman pwedeng habang buhay ka akin.

108. Masakit kapag yung taong mahal mo iniwan ka. Masakit kapag nakita mo, may kasama siyang iba. Pero diba mas masakit kapag nakita mo na masaya sya? Masaya sya dahil wala ka na.

109. Bakit ba ganon? Parepareho sila, lahat iniwan ako, lahat sinaktan ako. Pero bakit ganon? Gusto ko pa rin magmahal. Alam mo kung bakit? Kasi alam ko, darating ka!

110. Magmahal? Oo! Marunong ako non! Yun bang tipong tanga ka na pero sige pa rin kasi mahal mo sya talaga? Pero sa bandang huli itatanong mo, "Tanga ba talaga ako? O mahal lang talaga kita?"

111. Takot akong mawala ka. Hindi ko alam kung bakit, hindi dahil hindi ako mabubuhay ng wala ka kundi dahil takot akong makita ka na mayroon ng iba kasi mahal kita.

112. Paano kung yung love mo, may love nang iba? Masakit pa don, close friend mo mahal niya! Shocks! Pero grabe, kahit masakit, ilalakad mo pa rin sha sa kanya. Kahit nakakamatay ng puso, basta para sa kanya.

113. Bakit ganon? May mga taong manhid, di nila nararamdaman na may nagmamahal sa kanila, kahit obvious na nga at lahat ng tao alam na. Kainis noh? Bakit? Guilty ka noh? Talaga! Dapat ma-guilty ka! Kasi, manhid ka!

114. Tanga daw ako nung pinakawalan kita, gago daw ako mas pinili kong lumisan ka, tangina ko daw pumayag akong magmahal ka ng iba, ulol sila, di ko kayang ipagsiksikan ang sarili ko sa taong di ako mahal.

115. Paano mo malalaman na mahal ka niya? Simple lang, tumalon ka at isigaw mong mahal na mahal mo sya. Pero kung di ka niya saluhin, wag kang mag-alala. Ano pa ang silbi ko? Taga-salo mo kapag wala sta.

116. Na-feel mo na ba yung akala mo nakalimutan mo na sya. Wala na, tapos na ang lahat. Tapos, isang araw nagkita kayo, ngumiti sya sayo. Nasabi mo na lang "Tangina, mahal ko pa rin itong gagong 'to!"

117. Bakit ganon ang mga kaibigan? Kapag may kaaway ka ipagtatanggol ka, kapag may sakit ka babantayan ka, kapag may problema ka dadamayan ka, kapag masaya ka makikitawa sayo. Pero bakit kapag natutunan mong mahalin, lumalayo?

118. Lahat na ginawa ko para malapit sayo pero bakit hanggang ngayon, wala pa rin nagbabago? Alam na nang lahat na sayo ako'y may gusto, ngunit bakit parang nagkamali na naman ang puso ko? Masasaktan ba ulit ako?

119. Oo na, mahal mo sya. Ilang beses mo bang uulit-ulitin yan sa akin? Kahit na masakit, pakikinggan pa rin kita, sabi mo e! Pero, tangina naman, mag-ingat ka naman sa mga sinasabi mo, nakakasakit ka na ng ibang tao e.

120. Sabi nila kalimutan na kita, sabi nila maghanap na lang ako ng iba. Nasasaktan lang daw ako kapag kasama kita, dahil ibang tao ang mahal mo. Ang sabi ko sa kanila "E ano ngayon? Sya ang nasa puso ko."

121. Bakit kapag love natin ng sobra-sobra ang isang tao, handa nating iwanan ang lahat. Pero bakit ganon? Kahit lahat ginawa mo na, bakit wala pa rin magawa para makalimutan na niya yung mahal niyang di naman sha binibigyang halaga?

122. Naisip ko ang daya talaga. Nandito ako umiiyak habang sha ay masaya at may ibang kasama. Swerte ng taong ito, iniiyakan ko pero ang pinagtataka ko, kahit masakit, narito pa rin ako, naghihintay sayo.

123. Nung makita kita, sabi ko ikaw na nga. Nung una kitang makausap, sabi ko ikaw nga. Nung maging magkaibigan tayo, sabi ko sana ikaw na nga, pero bakit nung makita mo sya, sinabi mo sa akin na "Sya na nga."

124. Funny things about love: You are trying to forget someone kahit hindi mo kaya. Nagmamahal ka nang hindi nya alam. Seryoso sabay loko. Idedelete mo ang number nya, memorize mo naman! Hindi mo mahal pero iniisip mo. Wala kang paki, pero kung mag-alala ka, sobra-sobra. Habang binabasa mo ito, ngumingiti ka, nagkataon lang ba o gawain mo talaga?

125. Kahulugan ng umasa? Yun ung araw araw na patuloy kang naghihintay sa knaya, araw araw lagi mo syang iniisip kahit may iba sya. Hindi ganun kasakit pakinggan pero nakakamatay pag nararamdaman.

126. Girls? Definitely, magaganda! Dapat, siniseryoso kahit bolera, masarap naman magmahal. Sweet and loyal, pero kapag niloko, for sure iiyak. Pero kapag ok na, magsisisi ang nagpaiyak! Dahil ang girls, rumeresbak!

127. Sabi nila ang pag-ibig mahirap maintindihan, mas mahirap pa pag umasa ka, pero ang mas mahirap, ay hindi ka naman aasa, kung di ka binigyan ng rason para umasa diba?

128. Bakit kailangan makilala mo ang taong magpapatibok ulit ng puso mo pero hindi naman pala para sayo? Para saan pa ba sya? Tagahilom ng sugat ng nakaraan o tagadagdag ng sakit na nararamdaman?

129. Paano kaya kung kalimutan mo na sya, yung as in limot, tapos nagkita ulit kayo paglipas ng mga taon,masabi mo kayang “kumusta?¨ tapos ang sagot nya: “eto,mahal pa rin kita¨

130. Bakit kaya ang daling lumipas ng panahon? Parang nagyon masaya ka tapos maya maya malungkot mna...nakakatawa diba? Parang kahapon lang hawak mo sya,, tapos napikit ka lang, hawak na sya ng iba..

Bob Ong Quotes 26- 50

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26. Kung di mo alam kung sino ka, paano mo maipagmamalaki ang sarili mo?
- Bob Ong

27. Wag kang matuwa sa mga bagay na nakikita mo sa ngayon. Lahat iyan ay panandalian lamang at anumang sandali ay maaaring mawala.
- Bob Ong

28. Sa kolehiyo, maraming impluwensiya ang makikita. Masama o mabuti man ito. Wag mo isisi sa thesis partner o sa kaibigan ang lahat kung bakit nasira ang baga mo sa kakayosi, nasira ang atay mo sa kakainom at kung bakit nagkaroon ka agad ng pamilya. Kung talagang matino kang tao, kahit sino pa mang tarantado ang kasama mo ay maitutuwid mo pa rin ang daang tatahakin mo.
- Bob Ong

29. Ang tenga kapag pinagdikit, korteng puso. Extension ng puso angtenga. Kaya kapag marunong kang makinig, marunong kang magmahal.
-Bob Ong

30. Wag mawawalan ng gana sa buhay. Kung ano yung galling mo, kulit mo, lakas ng sigaw at tuwa mo sa mga laban ng UAAP, NCAA, mga sports fest o concert ng paborito mong banda, wag mong iwawala hanggang sa pagtanda. Wag kang tutulad sa ilang kongresista na nagre- report sa trabaho para lang matulog.
- Bob Ong

31. Kung gusto mong maging musikero, sige lang. Pintor, ayos! Inhinyero, the best! Kung gusto mo maging teacher, pilitin mong maging teacher na hindi makakalimutan ng estudyante mo. Kung gusto mong maging sapatero, maging pinakamahusay kang sapatero. Kung gusto mong maging karpintero, maging pinakamagaling kang karpintero. Kung gusto mong maging tindero ng balut, wag kang dadaan sa harap ng bahay naming para mambulahaw sa gabi kung ayaw mong masaktan!
- Bob Ong

32. Hindi ako naniniwalang kailangan ng tao mangarap dahil gusto nya ng pera o gusto nyang sumikat o gusto nya ng impluwensya. Side effects na lang ang mga ‘to, tingin ko. Nangangarap ang tao dahil binigyan sya ng Diyos ng kakayahang mangarao at tumupad nito. Tungkulin nyang pagbutihin ang pagkatao nya at mag –ambag ng tulong sa mundo. At wala na siyang iba pang magagawang mas malaking kasalanan bukod sa talikuran ang tungkuling iyon at hindi bumili ng libro ko.
- Bob Ong

33. Pero tanging ang utak lang ng tao- sa buong kalawakan- ang natatanging bagay na nagpipilit umintindi sa sarili niya.
-Bob Ong

34. Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo.
-Bob Ong

35. Kahit kelan walang maling desisyon, nagiging mali lamang ito kapag hindi napapanindigan.
-Bob Ong

36. Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang mga taong malalapit sa iyo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.
-Bob Ong

37. Minsan, kailangang ituro ng mnundo sa’yo ang tama sa paraang masasaktan ka para matandaan mo.
-Bob Ong

38. Kung wala kang alam sa buhay ng dalawang tao o kahit pa man ay alam ka sa isa sa kanila, wala ka pa rin sa tamang lugar para lagyan ng kahulugan ang mga kilos nila.
-Bob Ong

39. Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao lalo na kung hindi ikaw ang bida sa script na napili niya.
-Bob Ong

40. Minsan kelangan mo ng lakas para sabihing mahina ka.
- Bob Ong

41. Hiwalayan mo na kung hindi ka masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.
- Bob Ong

42. Sumama ka sa mabuti hindi sa mabait. Sumama ka sa marunong hindi sa matalino. Sumama ka sa mahal ka hindi sa gusto ko.
- Bob Ong

43. Hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?
-Bob Ong

44. …ayokong sabihing susubok naman ako ng iba. Walang “iba”. Wala akong iiwan, meron lang babalikan. Kung meron mang iba sa ginawa ko, yun ay ang Bobong Pinoy. Kung may magsasabi man sa hinaharap na: “Sana nagpatawa ka na lang!” Yun ay opinyong handa kong tanggapin. Marami ang kaya at pwedeng gumawa ng mga isinusulat ko ngayon para sa mga mambabasa, pero ang gusto kong isulat at gawin para sa sarili, walang pwedeng tumupad kundi ako. Inumpisahan ko ang dialogue sa ikatlong libro para ipakilala sa mambabasa ang fiction. Umatras pa ‘ko ng bahagya sa ikaapat para mas maging kumportable sila dito. Sa mga susunod pa, pwede na siguro ako magtangka ng maikling kwento o nobela. Tulad ng pagsusulat ko, ayoko rin kasi malimitahan ang pagbabasa ng mga tao sa iisang klase ng libro…
-Bob Ong

45. Sa mga taong di nagpaparamdam sa kanilang mga kaibigan e mabuting patayin nalang namin kayo para magparamdam kayo.
-Bob Ong

46. Parang eskwelahan din ang buhay e. Marami kang pag-aaralan, pero hindi naman lahat 'yon e importante at kailangan mong matutunan.
-Bob Ong

47. Tipong pag sinabihan ka ng sorry, pwedeng sumama pa ang loob mo. Pero pag sinabihan ka na ng SUPER SORRY, naku - bawal na magtampo! Kasi super na yan.
-Bob Ong

48. Makakapagbago ka lang kung kaya mo nang aminin na hindi mo mapagkakatiwalaan ang sarili mong pag-iisip, dahil ito rin ang nagtutulak sa 'yo sa bisyo.
-Bob Ong

49. Hell ang high school. Cool.
-Bob Ong

50. Pag binisita ka ng idea, gana, o inspirasyon, kailangan mong itigil LAHAT ng ginagawa mo para lang di masayang ang pagkakataon.
-Bob Ong

Short Stories 1- 30

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1. Conversation between ex’s
Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart)
Boy: yeah, she is. (But you’re still the most beautiful girl I know)
Girl: I heard she’s funny & amazing. (All the stuff I wasn’t)
Boy: She sure is. (But she’s nothing compared to you)
Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now (Like how you knew just about everything about me)
Boy: Only the stuff that count (I can’t even remember the stuff she tells me when I think of you)
Girl: Well, I hope you guys last. (Because we never did)
Boy: I hope we do too. (Whatever happened to me & you?)
Girl: Well I got to go. (Before I start to cry)
Boy: Yeah me too. (I hope you don’t cry)
Girl: Bye. (I still love you)
Boy: Later. (I never stopped)

2. Girl: Do you really love me?
Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I want to hear you say it.
Boy: I don’t have to.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Because...
Girl: I just want to hear you say it in words.
Boy: I can’t...
The girl started to cry softly and said:
Then you don’t love me...
The two continued to walk in silence. They reached the girl’s home.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Do you really want to know?
Girl: (hesitantly) yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose and whispered in her ear, “Because three words are not enough...”

3. Her: Don’t you wish we were older?
Him: Sometimes. Why?
Her: I don’t know. I just want to get out of here. Start my own life. You know?
Him: You mean. Our own life?
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I mean, that if we were older, I’d ask you to marry me.
Her: And I’d say yes. <3

4. GIRL: you know what kind of wedding I want?
GUY: No, what kind?
GIRL: I’ve always dreamed of a wedding filled with elaborate elegance, a church filled with flowers, and friends.
GUY: that’s nice.
GIRL: yeah... so what kind of wedding do you want?
GUY: one that would make you my wife.

5. Boy: I saw her. Still pretty and she look so happy.
Girl: I saw him. I felt like crying but I won’t let him notice that.
Boy: I wonder if she’s now taken, maybe, she is.
Girl: I’m still single, can’t seem to find someone who could take his place. Boy: I know she’s angry.
Girl: After all he’s done, I couldn’t get angry.
Boy: I’m coward not to choose her. Girl: He was brave enough to choose the one he truly loves.
Boy: I regret it.
Girl: Wish he never left.
Boy: I love her but it’s too late, she doesn’t love me anymore.
Girl: I love him still but I should move on. =(

6. A faithful husband was drunk; he didn’t know what was happening around him. Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything is in order, tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note, “Good morning Hon, I’ll just buy groceries for our dinner! Have your breakfast! Love you!” He was wondering why that is so, even though he was drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? Why is this so? Your mom should be angry.” Son replied, “Mom tried to unclothe you, but you said, ‘Stop! I’m married.’”

7. One day, the body asked the heart. The doctor cures me when I’m hurt. But who cures you when you’re hurt? The heart answered, I have to cure myself. Maybe that is why everyone has their own way of healing their hearts. They drink, smoke, sing, get angry, laugh and cry. They pour their heart out to friends, go on trips, make themselves busy and love again. But you know what the worst remedy people often do is? They just ignore the pain and pretend not hurt at all.

8. An interview with God.
Man: What surprises you most about humankind?
God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived. God bless!

9. A beautiful story.
A girl asked a boy, “Do you think I’m pretty?” He answered, “No.” She asked, “Do you want to be with me forever?” He said, “No.” She asked, “Do you like me?” The boy said no. She then asked, “If I were to leave you, would you cry?” and again, he replied, “No.” She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy caught up with her and said, “You are not pretty, you are beautiful. I don’t want to be with you, I need to be with you. I don’t like you, I love you, and the moment you leave, I won’t cry, I will die.”

10. While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-year old son picked up a stone and scratched line on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child’s hand and hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said, “Dad, when will my fingers grow back?” Dad was so hurt. He went back to the car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitting back, he looked at the scratches the child made, it read... “I LOVE YOU DADDY”

11. I saw this girl, trying to find something. I asked what she was looking for. She answered “my life¨. I asked “did you lost it? ¨she said: “No I didn’t, I just wasted it on someone who’s not worth wasting...¨

12. GIRL: I broke up with him today. I told him I wasn’t happy. He didn’t even ask why. I thought he would ask me to stay. But he didn’t. He just let me go. And just like that, I lost the guy I waited for so long.
GUY: She broke up with me today. She said she wasn’t happy. I was too hurt to ask why. I wanted to stop her from leaving. But if she’s not happy with me, there’s no way I can make her stay. So I just let her go. Just like that, I lost the girl I’ve been dreaming of for so long.

13. A prince was cursed by a witch. He could only speak a word per year. But if he doesn’t, he could save the words for next year. One day, he saw a pretty princess and fell in love with her. He waited for 9 years to say, “My lady, I love you. Will you marry me?” and the beautiful princess said, “pardon?”

14. 1 day friendship and love met.
LOVE: why do you exist if I already exist?
FRIENDSHIP: [smiled.] to put a smile where you leave tears.
LOVE: well if that’s what you do, how come there are still many people crying?
FRIENDSHIP: it’s my fault. Instead of doing my job, I sometimes end up doing yours.

15. A 7 year old girl asks her dad. ‘Why does my leg cramp and couldn’t feel anything?’
Dad answered: “your leg becomes numb if you lay still and don’t move because blood doesn’t circulate properly.’
When the girl turned 18, she fell in love and experienced her first heartbreak. 1 day, dad saw his daughter lying still while holding her chest. Dad asked her, ‘what’s wrong?’
The girl said, “I’m lying still while holding my breath. I’m trying to make my heart cramp so I could be numb and would be hurt no more!’

16. A girl was sick on their prom night. She was so disappointed because her crush invited her to be his date. She was crying the whole night; she doesn’t want to come out of her room. Then her brother knocked and told her someone was looking for her. She finally went out of her room and saw that her house was full of roses, balloons and music. Then he saw her crush, he said, “if you can’t make it to the prom, I’ll make the prom come to you.”

17. To renovate a house, someone in Japan had to tear the wall open. After he did, he found a lizard stuck because a nail was hammered into one of its feet. He pitied the lizard and was curious. When he checked the nail, it turns out that it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built. He wondered how this lizard survived 10 years without moving. Later, another lizard came with food in its mouth. He was amazed. The newcomer lizard had been feeding the stuck one for the past 10 years. What can love and friendship do? It can do wonders and miracles.

18. CHILD: what’s the feeling of being in love?
ADULT: it’s like going to a theme park and riding all the rides you want!
CHILD: so it will make you dizzy and vomit?
ADULT: no, it’s like going to a candy store and having to eat all the sweets you want.
CHILD: so it will make your tooth hurt?
ADULT: no, it’s like so fast with nothing boggling your mind!
CHILD: so it will bruise you and leave you a scar once you trip and fall?

19. Two teardrops were floating down the river.
DROP1: who are you?
DROP2: I am the teardrop of the boy who lost a woman. Who are you?
DROP2: I am the teardrop of the girl regret letting a man go.

20. GUY: what’s your biggest fantasy?
GIRL: to be kissed by someone in the rain. How about you?
GUY: to be that someone kissing you in the rain.

21. He told me I was everything he ever wanted. We’ve been together for some years; I was thinking that it would forever be ‘US’. Then a day came when he alleged me of having another guy. He broke up with me because of that. The next day, I saw him with one of my friends before, they were kissing. I heard a person who passed by saying, “They were together for a year.” Tears rolled down my cheeks. He broke up with me for her. And I felt so dumb. The way he told sweet stuffs. Now I realized, no matter how sweet their words may be, BOYS will always be BOYS!!

22. There was a blind girl who hated herself because of being blind. She hated everyone except her boyfriend. One day, the girl said that if she could only see the world, she’ll marry her bf. One day, someone donated EYES to her and then she saw everything including her bf. Her bf asked her; “now that you can see, will you marry me?” the girl was shocked when she saw that her bf is also blind. She refused to marry him. Her bf walked away with tears and said, “Just take care of my eyes.”

23. A sad story:
A man went to visit his wife at the hospital. After a while, he kissed his wife goodbye. He used the elevator as he left. And then suddenly, he cried. Why do you think did the man cried?
Because when he was inside the elevator, there was a sudden brown out. And the only thing keeping his wife alive is a machine.

24. Two boys were courting the same girl. The first one was rich while the other one was poor. The girl decided to choose the rich one. He told the poor man to get out of their life and laughed after him. The next day, the poor man heard that the two were getting married. That time, he gave up. He left that place and worked hard for himself. After a very lone year, he went back to his old place. He found out that the girl he loved committed suicide and died. He saw her diary and a letter for him. “I chose him because he’ll kill you if I go to you. I sacrificed myself and my love for you. Forgive me please.”

25. A man was in love with an ugly girl. His friend asked him, “why her?” the man replied immediately, “if only you can borrow my eyes, then you’ll see how beautiful she is.”

26. A sad story: I saw a slow, passionate and romantic kiss. Her arms were around his neck. His were on her waist. Her eyes were closed and so was his. It was like watching a kissing scene from a movie. Ideal, genuine, breathtaking. I can sense they’re enjoying the pleasure of the moment, and I know I could’ve enjoy watching them doing that except for this two simple bitter fact. He is my boyfriend and she is my best friend.

27. One night, a girl visited her boyfriend for it was his birthday. The girl baked a cake for him with a candle at the center. She lighted the candle and said, “Make a wish.” The guy closed his eyes and tears started running down. When he opened his eyes, the girl asked him, “What did you wish for?” he replied, “freedom from a girl whom I never loved even from the start.”

28. GF and BF met an accident. BF survived, GF died. GF begged for a second life coz she love bf very much. Request granted. Living in another body, GF met her bf again. They were dating till the night that bf speaks, “know what? Your actions seem familiar. You’re like one of my girls I used to play with. But duh! She’s now dead coz of my plan.”

29. One day, a girl got a note from her boyfriend. Boyfriend’s note: our relationship is off. Could you send my photographs back? The girl sent a pile of pictures of different boys with the message: girl’s note: I can’t remember what you look like. Could you please take out your photo and return the rest?

30. There’s a girl who changed the bad boy image of her bf. The guy changed coz he love his GF very much. The girl is planning to break him up, coz she believes that he is still a bad boy. 1 day her bf got in trouble. His enemy came back for revenge at him. The girl is waiting for him, to say that she wants to break up with him. Until her schoolmate said, “your BF got in trouble and sad to say, he died coz he loves you very much. He never attempted to fight coz he is scared that you will be angry when he’ll fight again.”