241. Ano raw sinasabi ng ipis sa mga taong humahampas sa kanya ng tsinelas? “Wow! Kung mamalo ka parang anak mo ko ah!”

242. “You may have Chemistry with her but you have history with me.”
- banat ng isang bitter at palabang ex
243. “Hindi ka nababagay ditto! Dun ka nababagay sa mga taong palara! Sa mga taong nakahiga sa salapi!”
- Robin Padilla

“Witchi ikiz najojogay ditrak! De engklachu ikiz nabobrogay sa mga broong sholara! Sa mga broong naka jigaztra sa julapi!”
- Rustom Padilla

244. I mixed vodka and water, I got drunk. I miexed gin and water, I got drunk. I mixed beer and water, I still got drunk. With those I campe up with a conclusion: Bad ang water

245. Sabi ng sosyal na ipis kay Pedro, “Wag mo ako hahampasin ng magasin!” Sabi ni Pedro, “Bakit hindi?” Sumagot si ipis, “Because only Havaianas touches my skin, who touches yours?”

246. Lasing may nakitang babae…
Lasing: Miss ang panget mo!
Babae: Kapal ng mukha mo! Ikaw naman, lasenggo!
Lasing: Haler?! Bukas din a ako lasing pero ikaw bukas pangit pa rin.

247. Kapag may kudeta sa Pilipinas…
American: We fully support the administration.
Aussie: We will send troops to the Philippines.
Chinese: We are ready to help end the political crisis.
Japanese: We condemn any unconstitutional grab of power.
Pinoy: May pasok ba?:))

248. Caloy: Tay, nagtatanong titser namin kung ano daw po ang trabaho nyo.
Tatay: Sabihin mo CARPENTER anak.
Caloy: Ano po yung CARPENTER Tay?
Tatay: Tagapinta ng kotse.

249. Kahit hindi man ganun kasarap ang buhay, habang buhay naman akong masarap.

250. Some of us have been thorugh losts of tests and I know most of us copied.

251. Ginusto mo rin naman ako di ba? Bakita ngayon nahihirapan ka sakin? Ganun ba ako kaistorbo sa paningin mo?
- Bangs

252. “Huwag masyadong ipakita ang kaseksihan o pagiging hot dahil nakakadagdag lang ito sa init ng panahon. Help save the world from global warming, okay?

253. Dad: Gabi na! Bakit ngayon ka lang umuwi?
Anak: dad, not now. I am tired. Dami projects, dami events sa school. Nag- meeting pa kami with dean.
Dad: Magtigil ka junior! Kinder ka pa lang!

254. Tatay: Anak, bakla ka ba?
Anak: Opo.
*Sabay lubog ng mukha ng anak sa harina*
T: Ano? Ngayon lalaki ka na ba?
A: Geisha na po.
*Nagalit ang tatay sabay nilubog ang mukha ng anak sa balding puno ng tuibg*
T: Hgayon ano ka na?! Sagot!
A: Dyesebel na po.
*Nagalit lalo ang tatay kaya pinaso niya ito ng plantsa hanggang sa siya’y nangitim*
T: Punyeta ka! Ano ka na ngayon?
A: Ako na po si Beyonce

255. Kapag bilugan ang mukha mo, wag ka masyado mag- ngingiti. Baka mapagkamalan kang YAHOO MESSENGER.

256. Kung gagawa ka ng isang bagay na di pa naiimbento, ano yun? Ako? Gagawa ako ng…
Redhorse capsule 500mg, isang tableta lang, sapul agad! Ito ang tama.
ALSO AVAILABLE:
Redhorse syrup, for babies 6- 12 months.
Redhorse litro pack, natitimplang redhorse.
Redhorse candy, para kahit may pasok.

257. Noon, maraming babae ang hindi maganda. Ngayon, maraming maganda ang hindi naman babae.

258. I was walking down an alley ng may biglang sumigaw, “HOY GANDA!” Nagalit ako saka ko sinapak at sinabing, “Wag na wag mo akong tatawaging HOY!”

259. Kung naiirita ka na sa saleslady na ang laging tanong lang ay, "Ano pong hanap nyo?" Sagutin mo ng, "Kapayapaan at pagkakaisa." Tiyak mawiwindang yun!

260. GF: Baby, marunong ka magdota, di ba?
BF: Yup baby. Bakit?
GF: Pwede mo ba ko turuan?
BF: Sige ba. Bakit mo gusto matuto?
GF: Para malaman mo ang feeling ng pinagpapalit ka sa dota. 

261. Mga Pagbabago:
Noon, pag maganda ligawan mo na agad. Ngayon, pag maganda, titigan mo muna ng mabuti baka bakla.
- Bebe Gandanghari
Noon, konti lang ang lalaking gwapo. Ngayon, konting gwapo na lang ang tunay na lalaki.
- Piolo and Sam
Noon, pag gwapo babaero. Ngayon, pati mga panget babaero na rin.
- Manny Pacquiao

262. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon. Tipid pa sa almusal.

263. Imagine life without girls:
- phones silent
- malls empty
- no valentine
- no cosmetics
- no flowers
-no noise
-at mamamatay sa tuwa ang mga bakla

264. Being a college student is fun and easy! As easy as taking a stroll in the park, the JURASSIC park.

265. B: Do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero?
G: Ano yun?
B: Infinity!
G: Ganun? E lam mo bang ang love ko sayo at parang limit of a function of x as x approaches ‘a’ if the function og x is equal to ‘c’ if x is greater that ‘a’ and is equal to ‘d’ if x is less that or equal to ‘a’?
B: Ano naman yun?
G: it doesn’t exist

266. Student’s slogan:
Kung hindi kayang ilagay sa maliit na utak, ilagay sa maliit na papel.

267. What is love?
Mathematician: Love = 1/0
- undefined
Physicist: Love is the force of attraction between two hearts.
Biologist: Love is produced by the hypothalamus.
Chemist: Love is the saturated solution of feelings.
Philosopher: Love is consupiscience to rationality.
Programmer: Love is a bug of everything.
Meteorologist: Love is the rain, binds together earth and sky.
Emo: Love is hatred.
Writer: Love is the persfect word for similes and metaphors.
Noli de Castro: Pag- ibig ba kabayan? Murang pabahay.

268. Pag nagmahal ka ng may course na:
Fine Arts – drawing lagi ang sinasabi
Accountancy – kuripot
Psychology – may saltik
Criminology – bantay sarado ka
I.T. – bobolahin ka sa internet
Education – tuturuan ka ng kung anu – ano
Masscom – puro pacute
Law – sinungaling
Nursing – maalaga, mapagmahal, understanding, saya kasama, mabango, neat, matalino at most of all magaling sa kama. Bed making di ba? May bed bath pa nga e.

269. Simple lang ang gusto ko. Ang gusto ko, yun ang masusunod.

270. Minsan, naiisip ko wag na lang magmahal para hindi ako masaktan. Pero, anong magagawa ko? Pwede bay un? Alangan namang biguin ko ang sandamakmak na nahuhumaling sa akin, di ba?

181. Imagine your life pag wala ako. Walang malambing, walang makulit, walang nagbabawal, walang nanggugulo. Okay yun di ba? But at one point, masaya ka ba na walang VEA sa buhay mo?

182. Wag ka ng mag- isip at bigyan ng dahilan ang isip para isipin siya. Masaya ang buhay kaya mabuhay ka ng masaya.

183. Kahit anong bagal ng paglakad ko, kung hindi naman niya ako gustong habulin, hindi talaga niya ako maaabutan, kahit na mag- stop over pa ako.

184. Sa college:
> kanya – kanyang diskarte
> di uso ang section
> di uso ang good moral
> walang masyadong guidance
> walang principal’s office
> sa quiz, di uso one whole, yellow pad ang in
Pero alam mo kung ano ang pinakamasarap sa pagiging college na wala sa elementary at highschool? Hindi uso ang cleaners.

185. Mahirap magtago ng sikreto lalo na kunga ng sikretong tinatago mo ay ang mismong bagay na gusto mong ipagsigawan sas mundo.

186. Ang pag- ibig ay hindi hinihintay. Hindi hinahanap. At mas lalong hindi kusang dumarating. Ito pala ay dapat inaagaw.

187. Girl: Anong mas pipiliin mo, dota o ako?
Boy: Dota.
G: Bakit?
B: Ang dota kasi pwedeng laruin pero ikaw hindi kasi masyado kitang mahal para paglaruan at saktan.

188. Hirap umasa sa hindi mo alam kung ano ka bas a kanya. Hindi mo alam kung san ka dapat lumugar. Hirap magdesisyon kasi minsan akala mo mahal ka niya pero ang totoo, pinasasaya ka lang niya kasi alam niyang mahal mo siya.

189. Pag tinanong ka ng iba, “Marami namang iba diyan, bakit siya pa?” Eto isagot mo sa kanila, “Kung nauuhaw ka, iinumin mo ba ang dagat dahil tubig din yun?”

190. Never trust words of love whispered at a beach, under the moon or any romantic and beautiful place or ideal momen. Kalokohan yun. Pero kapag na- flat ang gulong ng sasakyan, mainit na mainit ang araw, masakit ang ulo ninyo, nagkakainisan na kayo at sinabi niyang mahal ka niya, dun ka maniwala. In short, you will know that true love works with someone if they still love the other person even at the worst times of their lives.

191. Sabi nila, it is not the students fault if they fail in their subjects. Why? It is because the year has 365 days and when you take this into consideration:
Sundays and rest days = 52/ year
Days left: 313
Summer= 50 days, mahirap mag- aral kapag mainit
Days left: 263
Sleep, kelangan 8 hours araw araw = 130 days
Days left: 141
Relaxation, kelangan 1hr/ day sabi nila good for health = 15 days
Days left: 126
Food, 3 meals/ snacktime 2 hours estimate, dapat chew properly = 30 days
Days left: 96
Chitchat, “as a social animal” sabihin ng 1hr/day ay nakikipagchikahan = 15 days
Days left: 81
Exams = mga 35 days
Days left: 46
Fiestas/ Holidays for rally = 37
Days left: 9
Illness, nagkakasakit ka rin naman minsan let us say 4 days a year
Days left: 5
Orgs, syempre may orgs act pa, 4 days para dun
Days left: 1
One day left and that day is your birthday. How can you study on that day?
Day left: 0! Wala! None!
Saan mo ngayon isisingit ang pag- aaral?

192. Isang repleksyon:
“Kung sa mundong ito, normal at tama lang patayin ang mga taong ayaw mo. Sa tingin mo ba, buhay ka pa hanggang ngayon?”

193. Di ko sinsadyang mapalapit sa’yo. Nagising akong di ko na kayang wala ka. Hindi ko alam kung bakit. Basta ang alam ko, parte ka na ng buhay ko kapag wala ka, kulang ako.

193. Progress notes ng isang malanding nurse:
- receive patient conscious, coherent and handsome with great smile, nice eyes at super hotness lever
- GSH (great sense of humor) assessed
- THB (totally hot body) inspected
- friendster checked and recorded
- (+) sign of intelligence and wealth
- (-) sign of boastfulness
- conversation rendered
- encouraged flirting
- needs very much attended
- due cellphone number given
- TLC (tender lovin care) rendered
- endorsed to best friend

194. Ang tunay na kaibigan ay katulad ni Doraemon. Kapag humiling ka, tatanggi sa una. Pero hindi ka din matitiis. Sasamahan ka din sa mga kalokohan mo. Sasakay din sa mga kagustuhan mo. Pero sa banding huli, tuturuan ka pa rin ng leksiyon para malaman mo kung ano ang tama.

195. Minsan kelangan mo din makalimot para ikaw naman ang maalala.

196. Sa buhay, hindi mahalaga kung anong meron ka at kung anong narrating mo. Ang mahalaga ay may alak na mura, may tunay na tropa at may jowa kang pwedeng irampa.

197. Pwedeng lahat ng taong darating sayo, marunong umunawa, magpahalaga at matutunan kang mahalin. Sa maga yun, piliin mo yung hindi marunong magsawa kasi lahat marunong magmahal pero hindi lahat nagtatagal.

198. Ang pag – ibig ay parang ulan. Kung kelan hindi ka handa tska naman bubuhos. Kahit naong tago mo, mababasa ka. Ang masaklap pa kung kelan nag- eenjoy ka na tsaka titila at mawawala.

199. If your crush keeps staring at you and you can’t help but notice, just tell him/ her this: “Kalma lang. Makikita mo pa ako bukas.”

200. Symptoms of certified single:
- palagi nasa bahay
- panalo ang social life
- hayop sa tulog
- gadget addict
- gm ng gm ng quotes
- palagi bagong hair cut
- tumataba
- porma to the max
- mukhang happy kahit hindi

Symptoms of certified taken:
- walang pera
- mukhang laspag
- kuripot
- blooming para hindi iwan
- walang social life kundi jowa niya
- may simcard siyang sun
- palaging wala sa bahay
- boring kausap
201. Sabi nila, “Enough na!” Sabi nila, “Move on na!” Sabi nila, “Bitawan mo na.” Alam mo ang sabi ko? Simple lang naman, “Paano kung bukas mahal na niya ako, sayang naman di ba?”

202. Nung iniwan mo ako pinilit kong kalimutan ka pero kapag nag- iisa ako ikaw pa din nasa isip ko. Nagkulang ba ako para iwan mo? O napasobra pa ang pagmamahal ko para pagsawaan mo?

203. Ang buhay daw ay parang pelikula. Pero bakit ganun? Sa pelikula ko, siya ang bida. Sa pelikula niya, nahagip lang ako ng camera.

204. Tatlong college students, nagpagalingan kung paano nila mapapasagot and isang girl…
Engineering student: Igagawa kita ng malaki at matibay na bahay basta bas a pagpasok mo, handa ka na din maging bahagi ng buhay ko.
Nursing student: I will take care of you for the rest of our life basta ba forever ka ng naka- confine sa puso ko.
Law student: Simple lang ang sasabihin ko. Oo o hindi lang ang sagot, pumapayag ka ba magpakulong sa mundo ko sa kasong pagnanakaw ng puso ko?

205. Klase ng mga manginginom:
Point guard – mahilig magpass ng tagay
The transporter – palipat – lipat ng pwesto, iwas tagay
The martyr – nagpapanggap na kaya pa kahit senglot na
Kid senti – dami naaalala kapag nakainom na
The fugitive – maglalahong parang bula
Kung fu – kung fumulutan malupit, tirador ng pulutan, ginagawang picnic
The chosen one – official runner sa tindahan, bili ng yosi, yelo, alak
Spiderman – gumagapang na sa daan pag- uwi kalasingan

206. Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo kung hindi ka nakikipaglandian sa iba.

207. Ang lalaki nadaling mahalin kapag pogi, galnte o may kotse. Ang hindi nila alam, mas masarap nahalin ang lalaking walang maipagmamalaki kundi ikaw.

208. Naaalala mo ba yung taong minahal mo? Minahal mo pero sinaktan ka. Galit nag alit ka at ayaw mo na siya makita. Hmm. If I know, pag nakita mo siya, pa- cute ka pa rin.

209. Harapin mo lang yung mga bagay na akala mo hindi mo kaya. Parehas lang yun eh. Kahit bukas o ngayon, yun pa rin yun.

210. 12 midnight:
(Boy was drunk and calls his special friend.)
B: Hello! Anong ginagawa mo?
G: Tulog na, gabi na kaya.
B: Hindi mo man lang hinintay tawag ko?
G: Hindi eh.
B: Namiss mo ba ako?
G: At bakit kita mamimiss?
B: Kunwari ka pa, mahal mo lang din naman ako eh.
G: Ganun? Matulog ka na. Antok na din ako.
(Pagbaba ng phone.)
G: Hay, sana lagi na lang siyang lasing para ako ang mahal niya.
B: Hay, sana habang buhay na lang akong malasing para magka – lakas loob akong masabing mahal ko siya.

1411. Meeting him was fate. Being close with him was by choice. But I am sorry because falling in love with him was beyond my control.

1412. I was thinking just now about the kind of person I want to be with for the rest of my life. I want someone who can hear me out despite my silence, who can see me beyond all those masks of smiles and laughter and who would understand me even at my worst. Someone who would make me feel that I am too special and therefore worthy to be loved. And lastly, I want someone who won’t get tired of showing me that I am the very reason why he exists.

1413. Sometimes you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking what hell happened.

1414. Everyday, I wish for someone whom I could love and who will love me in return. Today, I think o am going to wish for something else. It is the maturity to realize that if he wouldn’t come, I would be just fine.

1415. There will be times when you will love someone so much that even the simplest gesture is enough to convince you and make you stay in love.

1416. God has added one more day in your life no because you need it but maybe because someone else needs you out there.

1417. Forgetting the feeling you have for someone is one of the things that could never be easy. After a long time of loving, here you are now trying to forget but still loving in silence.

1418. You saw your past love smiled at you then you suddenly felt something strange. It doesn’t necessarily mean that the love is still alive. Guess what? Missing someone is far different from loving the person still.

1419. It’s overused. It’s a cliché. It’s corny. It’s just a line. It’s illogical. It’s troublesome. It’s always too abrupt. It’s never on cue. It’s difficult to say. It will be held against you. It’s too bold. It’s often quite pathetic. It’s amazing how, after everything, I love you still works.

1420. Three simple rules:
- If you don’t go after what you want, you will never have it.
- If you don’t ask, the answer will always be a no
- If you don’t step forward, you will always be on the same place.

1421. There are two things that you could do upon a dead end sign: make a u- turn and play safe or go beyond and explore the other side. Sometimes, undone things are more regrettable than those you have committed because at least, you have known what it yield rather than forever wondering what could have been.

1422. I always get disappointed whenever I open another message because it wasn’t from him.

1423. You can always crave for anyone but there will always be that special someone that is enough for you to forget the rest.

1424. Sometimes words aren’t enough to make someone feel that we care for them. Sometimes it needs a little more effort to convince them that we are still here.

1425. Get close enough to have fun. But don’t get attached enough to get hurt.

1426. Men say women always have paranoia attacks. But I say women’s instincts never fail.

1427. I can say I am over him a million times and more. I can stand to laugh as if there’s no tomorrow. I can practically curse him anytime together with his newest girl. But once his around, I don’t know and I can’t explain why my heart beats so fast that I could hardly gasp making me want to fall into his arms once again. After everything that he put me through, he still owns the biggest part of me and the sad part is that I can do nothing about it.

1428. Sometimes, people just stop wanting to be with you, plain and simple. It happens. And it is always best to leave it at that. It is always best to just let it all go.

1429. If that boy doesn’t love you now, he will never ever love you.

1430. We are all pretty much the same when it comes to love. We attract, we like then we fall. We suffer love’s inconveniences and enjoy our emotional fulfillment. We get out hearts broken but the lucky ones have their happy ending. Love is love. There is no theory or calculation or scientific reasoning to explain why we experience it. Leave it at that. We are human and it is the best damn thing we have got.

1431. You know what is ironically stupid about guys? They can fall in love with their girl best friends and stay with them even though they know that the girl doesn’t love them, act as if it is still friendship they want when in fact it is not. But when it is the girl who falls for them and they don’t feel the same, they shy away, avoid the girl and in the long run, ruin the friendship.

1432. They love you but they are not your lover. They care for you but they are not from your family. They are ready to share your pain but they are not in your blood relation. They are friends. A true friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother and finally loves you more than a lover.

1433. Do you know what is hard about being strong? It is when nobody cares to ask if you are hurt.

1434. Men naturally possess the heart of a superhero. So when a guy does a thoughtful and heroic deed for oyu, don’t think they like you. They just function according to their nature. “He is just being nice.”

1435. If love can make us happy, why does it need to make us feel pain and make us cry?
1436. Don’t let someone miss you so much because you might never know how much you are giving them reasons to forget you.

1437. You won’t know how much someone cares for you until you realize they don’t care anymore.

1438. One very hard thing in life is when you know in your heart that you love the person but you run out of reasons to fight for what you feel.

1439. You can always crave for anyone but there will always be that special someone that is enough for you to forget the rest.

1440. I know that he can’t let go of me but it doesn’t mean that he loves me because I can feel that he just can’t because he knows that I am always there when he needed me.

1381. Boys are like toilets. They are vacant, occupied, out of order or full of shit. That is why it’s called BOYLET: BOY + TOILET!

1382. In life, we must learn to say I am sorry, I love you, thank you and good bye. It might not be easy but we can also say you are welcome, please stay or even stop. It would just be a matter of choice; choice of words, time and person. So be honest, listen and say what is in your heart.

1383. AS I dance, I feel tired. It only means I gave my best. Just like in love, when you feel tired of loving, it only means you gave your best.

1384. Perfect is not when compatible persons are together. It is when you are both opposite and yet in that way, you both complete each other.

1385. Life gives you lost of chances to screw up yet it also means you have just as many chances to get it right.

1386. An old man was once asked, “Which is important, to love someone or to beloved?” The old man replied, “Which is important to the bird, the left wing or the right wing?”

1387. If you keep focusing on what you have left behind, you will never see what lies ahead.

1388. Falling in love with him is something I hadn’t expected but being in love with him is something I couldn’t stop even if I tried.

1389. I am not going to let anyone get near me and break my heart again.

1390. Something to think about:
Love the sun for it warms your body yet love the rain for it cools your head. Love the light, it shows you the way yet love darkness for it shows you the stars. Welcome happiness for it enlarges your heart yet endure sadness for it opens your soul.
Lesson: Be grateful for everything. Just enjoy every moment for none of it will happen the same way again.

1391. A person is really special of he/she could bring out the sweetness in you no matter how unexpressive you are.

1392. Being hurt is something you can’t stop from happening but being miserable is always your choice.

1393. People can hide all things except three. One, that they are drunk. Two, that they are in love. And last, that they have fallen out of love.

1394. When you have been very much in love with someone, you can’t really be friends after it falls apart because it hurts to see each other and recall that you both did your best but still, it didn’t last.

1395. Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is the way to avoid many problems.

1396. Love isn’t just about two people holding each other and never letting go. It is more about two people who knows what they have with or without commitment.

1397. I have this theory that the more important and intimate the emotion, the fewer words are required to express it. For instance, in dating:
- Will you go out with me? (6 words)
- I think I care for you. (5 words)
- You matter to me. (4 words)
- I love you! (3 words)
- Marry me. (2 words)
So what’s left? What’s the most important and intimate word you can ever say to somebody? It is GOODBYE.
- J. Michael Straczynski

1398. The hardest one to get over with is the one you never had.

1399. The only one that deserves you is the one who will stick by your side no matter how much you mess up and the one who will give forgive you mistake after mistake.

1400. We hate love for one simple reason: the more we deny it, the more it makes us fall.

1401. One night I talked to my heart. “Do you hate me?” I asked. My heart said, “No, why are you asking me that?” “Because you are always hurting me” I said. Then my heart asked me, “Me? Did I hurt you? How?” Then tears fell from my eyes, “because you always make me fall for the wrong one.”

1402. I fell so hard for him. I did love him more than anyone else. And now, I want him to stay away from me.

1403. You want to know what is really hard? It is when you want to express what you feel but all you can do is shut up.

1404. It is so hard to be stranded by a love story especially when you are currently feeling the near end but the story isn’t ending. Much confusing is today he loves you. Tomorrow, he doesn’t care. Tonight, you are special. The next day you are nothing.

1405. Tears are one of the most meaningful liquids. Want to know why? It is because out of the many liquids in the world, only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.

1406. Don’t look for a sign. Your heart is the only beat you should listen to.

1407. A rule that should exist:
If a girl likes a guy, he should like her back.

1408. Do you why a previous relationship is called EX? Others say that it’s because it is the term for the past. But for me? Ex is short for expired.

1409. Love is like a lost object. If you search too hard, you won’t find it. But if you just forget about it momentarily, it will show up in the most unexpected.

1410. A little boy was asked what love is. He gave a short but meaningful answer, “It is the loneliness of one, happiness of two and quarrel of three.”

1351. Why do tears came rushing when you are hurting so much? It is because it’s the only way how your eyes speak when your mouth can’t explain how things made your heart broken.

1352. Do you know what is wrong with sorry? It gives people the wrong idea that any mistake can be solved by a single word.

1353. The problem with life is that unlike movies, it doesn’t have any background music making it hard for to know what we are supposed to feel.

1354. Should you be bitter because he/she already found someone new? Or because you still haven’t found someone else?

1355. It feels good not being committed in a relationship. No crying moments. No mind- bugging quarrels. No partner to think about. But it feels better when you have someone taking care of you. Thinking about you, honestly, sweetly, faithfully and securely loving you. I miss no one. I just miss the feeling of being taken cared by a special someone.

1356. One of the saddest parts of life is keeping yourself busy and pushing yourself to the limit all day. And when you get home, lying in bed, you will discover that after all you have done to forget. You are still in that very same position you are trying to forget.

1357. Most of the time, they say that you are fortunate if there is someone beside you, holding your hands, kissing you, hugging you and loving you. But not all people in a relationship are happy. Behind those displays of affection are pain, tears, blame and fears, coldness, loneliness and confusions, depressions. Singles are luckier. They have only themselves to worry about. Less expense, less stress, less mess.

1358. It is not about having a perfect relationship but its finding someone who matches you and you will go through everything without giving up.

1359. No matter how many coins you throw into a fountain or the number of fingers you crossed, if it’s not meant to be, it simply won’t happen.

1360. Last night, I tried to get some sleep after a long tiring day. Thirty minutes had passed and yet I haven’t found myself asleep. One hour, two hours still no trace of solemnity had gone through me. Know why? Because I was simply waiting for one single text from the person I never thought I would fall in love with.

1361. A heart break isn’t always loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes it can be as quiet as a feather falling. And the most painful thing is that no one really hears it except you.

1362. Sometimes, we want to say to a certain person, “You suck. You are an insensitive, inconsiderate, selfish, cruel, thoughtless meanie who doesn’t deserve to be cared for by a person like me. I wish you could just disappear so you couldn’t hurt me.” But when we open our mouths to say it, it comes out a little softer like, “I love you.”

1363. Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at you. Live life so well tat even death loves to see you. Fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat.

1364. The saddest thing that can happen is when one falls in love while the other wants nothing more than friendship. Love can sometimes be magic but sometimes, magic can be an illusion.

1365. In our world of wrong choices, someday, someone will come into your world that will make you say, “This time, I got it right.”

1366. It is better to make other feel special that to expect that you are special to someone.

1367. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.

1368. People keep on saying that you should always follow your heart. But when your heart gets broken into pieces, which piece should you follow?

1369. There are things that you don’t want to think of but you can’t even forget. There are things that you don’t want to continue but you are afraid to end. It is just that you don’t want to expect anything but you are still waiting.

1370. How I wish Cupid could also promise just like what Starbucks does, “Your drink should be perfect every time. If not, let us know and we’ll make it right.”

1371. I just want to feel loved, that I am special, that I am not worth losing. I wanted to find and fight for someone who will never let go of me again.

1372. I will never hate someone for not loving me. I will never hate seeing him with the person he loves because I know he is happy. But I could I hate it when he is making me fall even more when I am trying to let go.

1373. You can hide the pain you feel and make others think that you can move on. But you can never deny the truth that the person you failed and hurt is still the same person you wish to love.

1374. I am not a perfect lover. I say what’s on my mind. I start fights. I get jealous and sometimes I don’t want to understand things to avoid pain. I am demanding. I am childish. I am moody. But there are three things that I love about me. I am faithful, sweet and when I chose him, it is only him.

1375. If he/she is the first person you think of when you wake up in the morning or before sleeping at night, then he/she must be a little bit more than just a friend.

1376. If the jeepney won’t move then start walking. Non sense? Here is the sense, if you think your relationship is not going anywhere then leave, move forward. There is no sense in getting stuck somewhere when there’s someone else waiting for you on the other side.

1377. When the person you trust and love suddenly turns his back at you, remember to rate your capabilities first before you start burying yourself six feet under him. Do you really need him? Is he worth your crown? Or it is the other way around? Better get a prince charming dear before you get stuck to plain charmer.

1378. The real essence of saying the truth is not for them to believe you. It is for them to realize that you don’t have time to lie.

1379. It is not destiny that determines love. It is choice. Our so – called destiny is a lie. Relationships last long not because they are destined to last long. Relationships last long because two brave persons made a choice to keep it, to fight for it and to work for it. Meanwhile, other relationships fail not because they are destined to fail. They failed because one of the two or both made a choice to give up.

1380. I guess everything’s a choice. Things depend in how you want it to be.

1321. Friendship, for some, is a good start. A good foundation, the beginning of something new. Too bad for some people as well because it is also a borderline, a limitation.

1322. Love leaves a memory that no can steal. But sometime, it leaves a heartache that no one can heal.

1323. Too much togetherness can be the reason for break – ups. Spending time part gives you new stories to share and helps you grow as a person. When you see each other little less, you value your time together more.

1324. Yes, sadness is temporary. But what hurts is, it attacks frequently.

1325. There’s nothing wrong in showing you care for someone. What’s wrong is expecting him/her to do the same.

1326. Sometimes, it is not the possibility of rejection that frightens us; it is the thought of not knowing what happens next once you both find out that you feel the same way.

1327. Love is when you walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen you pencil just to see him/her and then you realize that you are holding a ball pen.

1328. What is the best revenge you could ever do to the one who broke your heart? Nothing just let that person see that you are happy without him.

1329. When you are stuck loving someone, no matter how hard you try to forget that person. It is just not enough. Sometimes, all we can do is stay away. And it does help a bit, but just for a while because when that person shows you even the smallest gestures of affection, all your efforts of moving on go down the drain. And you are left alone again with nothing else to say but, “Damn! I just fell for that again.”

1330. Find someone whom you could share thoughts with of endless limits, who knows how to pacify you when you are mad, who lets you laugh like a kid, who goes out of his way just to console you when you are down, who makes you shine with other people around, who looks at you lovingly even when everything good in you is gone.

1331. Not everyone loves you but in this life no matter how difficult, how tiring, how embracing or irritating you are, there will always be someone whose willing to learn who to love you just to have you.

1332. The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you, it is when you don’t understand yourself.

1333. What is the hardest thing to do in a forbidden love? It is saying no even if it meant yes.

1334. Why do I call you a friend? It is because senseless thought turn sensible conversations? Is it because frowns become laughter no matter how painful problem gets? Those are just few of the many reasons. The best I think is that we may not be living in the same world, may not experience the same life and may not share the same memories but we are still the same.

1335. No matter how wasted you think you are, there will always be someone who will love you because you are not like anyone else.

1335. Every choice you make and everything you do you are bound to disappoint somebody. All you can do is to make sure that you don’t disappoint the wrong people.

1336. According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split tem into twp separate parts, considering them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. Have you found yours?

1337. Isn’t it sad when you are so much in love right now but you can’t freely let it out? And you are so damn scared to show it because of one reason? It is complicated.

1338. There comes a time when we feel we found the perfect person for us but oftentimes the situation isn’t easy. The hardest part is not letting go of the feeling but trying to live without that certain piece that could have completed us, that no matter how many relationships we’ll have, no one can replace that special person we’ll forever dream of.

1339. One sweet thing that a friend can offer is to make you laugh even though you refuse to smile.

1340. Some things are hard to replace when they are gone. But fortunately, some things don’t need to be replaced.

1341. Losing the one you love hurts. Some people say you will her over that person easily. But it really isn’t easy especially when that person you love was the only love you ever wanted.

1342. Love is a big sacrifice isn’t it? You try to forgive and forget but you still give it a try. You are hurt but you still continue to love. You were betrayed but you still hope. And the next big hit? You have been left but you still wait.

1343. As quoted from a well- respected psychotherapist, “the harder you try to forget someone, the more you think about him/her unconsciously.”

1344. When is it good to be a quitter? Sometimes, the best way to move ahead in life is to admit that you have had enough. That sometimes, giving up something can bring a sense of relief and ease, just like stepping out of an old pair of pants that no longer fits.

1345. Don’t you hate it when you cry over the things you can’t have? When you were a little girl, it was that a special toy. Now? It is that special boy.

1346. A perfect partner in life is someone you can be with and talk about anything without even realizing that the day was over. Someone who will always listen and feel twice the joy or pain you are going through. When you start to feel that connection, never let it go because there is no more to companionship than to love. Because in the end, when all else fails and are consumed, you will always hold on to the times when you don’t even need to hear the words “I love you.”

1347. Sometimes you make choices you don’t necessarily like because you think that is want people need from you or because you figure you just can’t handle responsibilities anymore and then you regret it.

1348. It’s just something that happens as we age up. We realize that it’s not important to have many friends at all. What is important is to have real ones.

1349. The one who really loves you is not the one who makes you laugh whenever you are sad. It is when that person sees you are smiling yet he/she knows when you are just totally faking.

1350. The saddest love is to love someone – to know that he loves me too but circumstances don’t let me be with him.

1291. Maybe people need to be numb sometimes. It is like a defibrillator that shocks the heart to stop it for a while, to give it a chance to beat again. Alone, on its own.

1292. Sometimes, I doubt the existence of the one. They say there’s always the right one for you, the one you’ll grow old with, the one who’ll walk you home in the rain - the right one. It made me wonder, if there is a right one, why do all the wrong ones feel so right?

1293. One of the biggest forms of flattery is knowing that just by being your normal, wonderful self, you make someone fall in love with you.

1294. Isn’t it sad when you are so in love right now, but you can’t freely let it out? And you are so damn scared to show it to everyone because of one reason? It is complicated.

1295. I can always take care of myself. But still, I want to meet the person who can prove to me that I can’t.

1296. I maybe single for now but my heart will forever be taken. I am officially reserved. Wait until my time comes.

1297. I’ll wait for that morning when my first thoughts are not for him. Then I would realize that I had already let him go. It may not be the best sunrise, but I will go through the day knowing that my sunset will be better for I know, I am no longer hurting.

1298. I don’t need someone perfect. I don’t even need a wealthy one. I just need someone who can understand and who can be with me in times when I am under my unwanted attitude.

1299. It is not the break up that hurts the most. It is the post trauma that follows it. It is waking up and checking your phone for the message that isn’t there. It is like starting your life over again and you have no idea where to begin. But the hardest part is when you will get used of being alone until someone would come and you will start to fall again.

1300. Throughout my life, I have always been afraid of losing people I cherish so much. But when I come to think of it, is there anyone who will be afraid of losing me to?

1301. I want a prince who can proudly say I love you even in front of many people, who can see me cute if I am in my ugliest, who can show me off to his highness saying, “Pa. Ma. She is my girlfriend. My only princess” and who can hold my hand in front of his friends and proudly say, “Guys she is my love, my life and my every thing.”

1302. I am destined to be in sorrow, blinded by love, longing for affection, reaching the stars, begging for smiles, wrapped by illusions, imagining kisses, dreaming for touches, hiding pain and anger and eaten by frustrations. But still, waiting for someone who will dig me from the mud I am in.

1303. Life is short so break the rules. Forgive like you have amnesia. Believe like a child. Love like crazy. Laugh until you fart. And never regret anything that made you happy.

1304. I wonder why everybody go crazy over happy endings? How could it be happy when it is already the end?

1305. What makes us a fool? When it hurts seeing the one you love with somebody but still, you keep on staring.

1306. We, at times, sit at one corner alone, appreciating life as we see it thru our eyes. Suddenly, someone surprises us, shares that corner until it becomes the world.

1307. Seduction is not making someone do something they don’t want to do. It is enticing someone to do something they secretly already want to do.

1308. It hurts to see someone walk away from you but what hurts most is when they made you feel loved, made you fall for them, made you believe they love you and fall out of love with you.

1309. I love rainy days. They give me a reason to stay at home, be alone, stare out my window and feel the cold weather. It felt really good because at least for a while, I can feel the coldness from the outside and not from within.

1310. Maybe the most touching words you want to hear from the one you love is this, “I would never hurt you.”

1311. I don’t know why I wont ever learn that my Romeo isn’t ready to die for me, that my Prince Charming isn’t interested to know who owns the half of my pair of glass shoes, that my Jack would just leave me dying with the sunken ship, that my Peter Pan is not with me forever and that he, the one I love, is just someone whom I am stupidly in love with, with the dream that one day he will realize that there is a happily ever after that can be found in me.

1312. I have never been brave in Cupid’s eyes. I tend to hide what I really feel. I pretend to be fine despite the pain deep within. Now I have realized that nobody has the right to hurt me, unless I let them take away my happiness.

1313. FLIRTING is a HABIT for those who are SINGLE; it is their way for saying "I am free!" But for those who are COMMITTED; it's their way of saying "I am bored!"

1314. When you have found your reason to walk away, don't look back, just keep on walking. It's better to get lost moving on than to get stuck and stranded broken.

1315. Nurses are not superman. They read patient’s chart not their minds. They also have their own insecurities, problems and difficulties in life. They possess strength yet they are vulnerable. They know how to get hurt. So in case your expectations to them become a little too high, think again. Remember what the song “Superman” says, “even heroes have the right to bleed."

1316. It is fun being a strong person, you feel invincible like you can face anything that comes your way. But you know what sucks being one? Actually it is really a damn thing because when people know that you are sting, they think it is okay to hurt you, over and over again.

1317. The scariest part in being loved by someone is the uncertainty that it may stop anytime.

1318. If he’ll ask me to share my earphones with him. I would play his favorite song over and over again because maybe, it would make him want to stay.

1319. If love becomes painful, then it is time to let that love go and save yourself. You got to keep this in mind “you’ll be able to find a new love but never another self.”

1320. Whenever someone judges you by your actions, rubs in your negativities and tries to make you hate yourself, remember that you are above them anyone else in this world. Know yourself the best. People don’t tell you who you are, you tell them.

1261. You never really stop loving someone. You just learn to try to live without them.

1262. There's always gonna be that one person that no matter how long it has been or how badly that person have treated you, if that person says 'I love you', you'll always say it back.

1263. It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

1264. Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other is right. Sometimes you just value the relationship much more than your personal ego.

1265. To offer a girl friendship when love is in her heart is like giving a loaf of bread to someone when their dying of thirst.

1266. He makes me feel like a little girl with a huge crush.

1267. What do you do when you wake up thinking everything will be better, except it's not. And there's no worse feeling than when you wake up and feel okay for a minute and then that sick feeling washes over you and you remember it's not okay.

1268. You're my favorite subject to talk about because I never run out of things to say.

1269. You're the only boy that makes me want to smile, laugh and cry all at the same time.

1270. Sometimes, to keep it together, you have to leave it alone.

1271. "I don't really think people can change. You know, at the end of the day, you are who you are. And at the end of the day, it's probably who you've always been."
- One Tree Hill

1272. Men were born to lie, and women were born to believe them.
--Sex and the city

1273. Do you know that the worst way that I’ll miss you is not when you’re far away? It's when you’re just right beside me, yet I know I can never have you ‘cause I’m simply watching you fall for someone else.

1274. I guess you have no idea how much you hurt me. No idea how much wounds you’ve caused me. No idea how you took me for granted. And no idea how much pain I felt when you didn’t catch me when I fell in love with you.

1275. I drink. I come home late. I have my social life. I flirt. I curse. I fight. I give them a fright. Nobody can change me 'cause I know somehow there’s one good thing about me, I love deeply.

1276. When I know things are not meant for me, I learn to let go. It doesn’t mean I’m weak, but I’m just showing how strong I am to fight the urge of wanting something I’m not supposed to have.

1277. I am single definitely not because I have no choice. I am single not because people don’t want to get along with me. I am single not because I don’t receive love. In fact, I am single because I am much loved by the people around me that I don’t need someone to complete me.

1278. E is the most unfortunate character of the alphabet. It is always out of cash, forever in debt. Never out of danger and in hell all the time. But notice that E is never in war and always in peace. It’s the beginning of existence and the end of trouble. Without E, we would have no love, life, heaven or maybe VEA, right?

1279. When you are in pain, don’t fight it. You will just get exhausted. One advice: Feel the pain until it hurts no more.

1280. If you love someone, you better prove it. Because if you don’t, they might not believe it for love is not a noun to be define but a verb to be acted upon.

1281. The greatest revenge to a girl who stole your man is to let her have him because a truly good man can never be stolen.

1282. It is better to be along to have a complete freedom, to do thing without worrying about what other people will say. In the end, you don’t really have to think of yourself as lonely person, just someone who has been given enough space to grow.

1283. I hate endings. It is not because I am left alone or I am not loved anymore. I hate endings because they left me thinking how and when to start again.

1284. Friends cheer you up whenever you are down, comforts you when you are sad, fight for you when you are hurt. Friends are always there for you but like you, they also encounter problems which make them sad and feel so down. So if ever you think your friend has changed and doesn’t care for you anymore, just think that friends do cry and get tired to. They probably are just trying to fix some troubles with themselves and earning some strength in order to be your shield again.

1285. I want someone who knows that I am not really perfect yet he stares at me like I am the most perfect woman he has ever seen.

1286. I am done with crying alone. You turned my heart into stone. So I keep myself away from people who fall for me so fast because I know that they will only leave me if they will realize that I wasn’t the perfect girl they thought I was.

1287. You know what’s nice when having a hang over? It is when your head aches more than your heart.

1288. Being a nurse isn’t about grades. It’s about being who we are. No book can teach you how to cry with a patient. No class can teach you how to tell a family that their parents have died or are dying. No professor can teach you how to find dignity in giving someone a bed bath. A nurse is not about the pills or the charting. It is about being able to love people when they are at their weakest moments.

1289. People keep on asking me if I believe in forever and I just laugh because with the way my life is going on right now, I don’t even believe in tomorrow.

1290. It’s not true that nobody sees you cry in the rain. It is just that nobody cares because you chose the rain instead of a shoulder.

1231. Don’t rush into love because even in fairytales the happy ending takes place on the last page.

1232. The only truly painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.

1233. What's the difference between spending your life trying to be invisible, or pretending to be the person you think everyone wants you to be? Either way, you're faking.

1234. You don't realize how much it means to me when you say that you remember.

1235. Let people talk behind your back; it just reminds you you’re a step ahead.

1236. I hope someday you'll find all my quotes, all my words, and read them all. I hope you'll know that they're about you, and when you read them, I hope that at least a single tear will run down your pretty face.

1237. In the end, it doesn’t matter how many friends you had, all that really matters is how many stayed with you.

1238. Its not about being who everyone else wants you to be. It’s about being you & finding someone who loves every bit of it.

1239. Every single person has at least one secret that would break your heart.

1240. Drama is like reality TV shows. It's interesting the first few times. Until there's just so much of it, it makes you want to turn off the TV.

1241. Every time I want to give up on him, there's always something inside telling me to just give it some time.

1242. Someday, someone is going to walk into your life, and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

1243. When I get older and my little girl asks who my first love was I don't want to pull out the old photo album; I want to be able to point across the room to her daddy.

1244. If you love someone, love them. If you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.

1245. Why is it that no matter how much pain it endures by holding on, the heart still refuses to let go?

1246. There are only two kinds of love stories in this world, boy loses girl or girl loses boy.

1247. You can't force yourself to forget something, because the only reason why we forget is when a better memory has taken its place.

1248. Relationships are all about falling. Falling in love and falling apart.

1249. It doesn't matter how long you've known him. If he's kept you smiling since day one, don't lose him.

1250. I don't know how to be sweet because every time I try to, I end up looking stupid.

1251. Imagine how many stories are hidden under just one smile.

1252. It’s hard to watch people change right in front of you. But the worst part is remembering who they used to be.

1253. I had such a good reason to hang on to you but an even better one to let go.

1254. All girls really want is someone to want them back.
–One Tree Hill

1255. Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.

1256. People think I’m lying about being hurt because they see me laughing. Little do they know I laugh to keep myself from crying.

1257. Everyday I walk towards you hoping I’d somehow get to be with you for at least a moment. But it’s hard for me to catch up with you if you’re also trying to catch up with someone else.
1258. I'm holding on to the thought that you are not mine. I'm gonna look you in the eye, smile and say "you are not mine", then I'd walk away turn around at the last second and say "but I wish you were"

1259. "The whole world, including myself, seems to have one thing in common: we're just a crowd of people who don't really fit in anywhere, attempting to convince one another that we do."
-Andrew McMahon

1260. People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they'll always remember how you made them feel.

1201. Sometimes you don't realize you care for someone, until they stop caring for you.

1202. Don't make someone a priority if they're only making you an option.

1203. Sometimes you just need to be with the person that makes you smile even if it means waiting.

1204. Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to.

1205. Its easy to believe someone when they tell you exactly what you want to hear.

1206. I wonder what he is thinking when he looks at me & smiles.

1207. It's hard to answer the question "what's wrong?" when nothing is even right.

1208. I want a guy who saves my text just to look at when he misses me.

1209. You’re so afraid to do things, or try something new. But in the end if you don't take those chances your going to shut out the best things in life.

1210. You can never fall in love with someone whom you never laugh with.

1211. Letting go isn't a one time thing, it's something you do everyday, over and over again.

1212. We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we don’t have, but rather recognizing and appreciating what we do have.

1213. I will never regret you, because once upon a time, you were exactly what I needed.

1214. This world is crazy. All I'm asking is for someone to be crazy with.

1215. I'm gonna fall in love with you. You don't have to love me back, just let me love you.

1216. You will never know how much you're losing, until you can see that they've replaced you with someone new.

1217. Optimism means expecting the best, but confidence means knowing how to handle the worst.

1218. The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was and the present worse than it is.

1219. If it didn't really matter, you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking about it.

1220. You can't expect to find the right someone until you know who you are, what matters to you, and what makes your heart happy.

1221. Sometimes I want to be held close, so I can push everyone away. Only because I want to figure out which people will come back and try to hold me again.

1222. You can't just change someone's feelings just because you want him to.
-My Friends, Tigger and Pooh

1223. So here's to giving up. Because it's the fastest road to healing, even if it isn't exactly the smartest.

1224. Don't ever say you're not good enough because if he can't see how amazing you are, then he's the one who's not good enough.

1225. The only things to regret in life are the risks you didn't take.

1226. The biggest mistake you can make is to drift apart from someone who you once had the time of your life with.

1226. I love sleeping. It's because sleeping is my only way of escaping from the pain which I can't bear when I'm awake.

1227. I was once afraid of people saying, "Who does she think she is?" Now I have the courage to stand and say, "This is who I am."

1228. The hardest thing is holding on especially when you know he has already let go.

1229. I ran out of reasons to smile, then you came along.

1230. It’s amazing how little you can put up with from people you like, & how little you can take from the people you don’t.